Find some humorous jokes about animals.

Two frogs fell in love, got married and gave birth to a toad. The male frog was furious and said, bitch, what's the matter? Mother frog cried and said, Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you. (Love needs trust) Xiao Lv asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day, while cows eat concentrated feed? The old donkey sighed, we can't compete with others. We eat by running errands, and others eat by breasts! (Life needs patience) Ducks and crabs run to the finish line together. It's hard to say who is the winner. The referee said, why don't you have scissors, stone and paper? Duck is furious: Shit, are you trying to lie to me? When I make cloth, he always uses scissors. The dog said to the bear, marry me and you will be happy! The bear said, I won't marry. If I marry you, I will only have a bear. If I marry a cat, I will have a panda. That would be noble! (Marriage needs reason) The old turtle molested the mussel and was bitten. The old turtle dragged the mussels back and forth reluctantly. The frog saw it and said enviously, "Dear, Brother Tortoise has grown up and has a briefcase in and out." When the zebra loves the deer deeply, it is rejected. The zebra roared, "Why? What is all this for? " . The deer said timidly, "My mother said that tattoos are all bad teenagers." When the panda loves the deer deeply and expresses his love, it is rejected. The panda roared, "Why? What is all this for? " . The deer said timidly, "My mother said that all the people wearing sunglasses are bad teenagers." When the chicken loves the duckling deeply and expresses its love, it is rejected. The chicken roared, "Why? What is all this for? " The duckling said timidly, "My mother says chickens are not good women." When spiders love ants deeply and express their love, they are rejected. The spider roared, "Why? What is all this for? " The ant said timidly, "My mother says that people who stay online all day are not good people." When the golf club expressed its love for table tennis, it was rejected. The golf club roared, "Why? What is all this for? " Table tennis said timidly, "My mother said that men with hooked noses are not good men."