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What are the famous stalks in the glory of the king?
Cheng: It's so comfortable. Athena: The feeling of out-of-body experience. Da ji: It feels broken. Guan Yu: I can go back to Taoyuan. I feel very good. Ying Zheng: It was unexpectedly interesting.
Q: What do you think of killing your enemies? Luban No.7: I have to admit, sometimes muscles are more useful than brains ... Musashi Miyamoto: Line up one by one if you can ... Old Master Q: If I don't reach my waist, none of you will leave.
Q: What's the experience of working in the service industry? Sun Shangxiang; Do you want a lens to satisfy you? Da ji: Just tell da ji, Master Wang Zhaojun: Put out the fire for you.
Q: What is the experience of being an emperor? Ying Zheng: I will tolerate the disrespect of beautiful women with a broad mind. Liu Bang: Objectively speaking, I am a good person. Xiang Yu: My real name is against @ Liu Bang's answer. He is not a good man at all! Liu Bang: @ Xiang Yu is short, don't blame me for stepping on two feet. Liu Bei: It is the responsibility to eliminate violence and do good, and doing good is the interest. Liu Chan: Rongcheng bully with unlimited power.
Q: What problems have been bothering you for a long time? Luban No.7 and Zhou Yu: Is brain important or muscle important? Arthur: Is it really justice that drives you forward? Luna: Did you really compete with my brother? Christmas: Who is sweeter, candy or me?
Q: What are the manifestations of schizophrenia? Dian Wei: I feel a wild animal sleeping inside me. Zhuang Zhou: Is the butterfly me or is my butterfly the Monkey King? Want to learn from the scriptures, go home and be an otaku.
Q: What do you think is the reason for the defeat of the war? Angela: My teammates have a group of cranes' tails. Lu Bu: I'm not in the mood for war without the story of Diusim. Jing Ke: I actually believe in instinct. Jiang Ziya: Sacrifice is necessary. Cheng: Who said that attack is defense? Come out for me. Luna: Today may be my unlucky day. Gao Jianli: I don't seem to be good at coding or anything. Musashi Miyamoto: I'm lost again ... The Story Of Diu Sim: I told them to go, not to see them off.
Specializing in Arthur's broken arrow, Mozi's electric leakage, Zhao Yun's broken gun, Liu Beika's bullet, Mo Xie's concussion, Guan Yu's diarrhea, Miyamoto's foot degumming, concubine's sling loosening, Dharma's broken leg and Han Xin's kidney deficiency. Monkey Club cracked, Hou Yi's string was broken, Liu Chan's engine water tank leaked, Li Bai was poisoned by alcohol, Zhang Fei's throat was inflamed, Xia Houdun's arm was dislocated, Wang Zhaojun's old legs were cold, and the story of Disim's menstrual disorder, Lu Ban's heightening pills were sold separately, Zhuang Zhou suffered from insomnia, Lu Bu-ji was broken, Li Hou Yi's Cai Wenji was broken, Lu Ban's missile was not launched, the airship was leaked, and Zhuge was lost.
One day, the story of diusim shouted in the grass: indecent assault! Li Bai: Come on, come on. Lian Po: Do you want to play hardball? Just what I want. The Monkey King: Eat my old grandson. Musashi Miyamoto: Line up one by one. Xia Houdun: Come on, let's get started. Dian Wei: The sleeping beast woke up. Zhang Fei: Aren't you and I the sleeping beasts inside you? Old Master Q: Hey, I'm going to my waist. I'm leaving now. Liu Bei: Hum, an excuse to escape. Gao Jianli: It's my turn to perform. Lyu3 bu4: Where's my Story of Diusim? Da ji: It's broken.
Bian Que: Everyone is a walking corpse. Arthur: Come on, the walking dead.
Guan Yu: Humiliation is more terrible than failure. Han Xin: Only retarded people care about humiliation.
Deusim's story: Don't fall in love with my concubine, Supreme Treasure: How can I fall in love with someone I hate?
Jiang Ziya: Alas, people are getting old. Liu Chan: Shut up, noisy old man.
Li Bai: Hahaha ... I hope I will never wake up after being drunk. Zhuang Zhou: It is time to wake up.
1. The invincible Shigeru Miyamoto can also add blue stripes. 2. The green cloth horse was ridden by Guan Yu, and his wife was rode by Zhao Yun. 3. Please refer to Mo Xie's big move for details about dumping his wife. 4. The most beautiful skin becomes love and justice. 5. Xiao Jian, the first monkey in the national costume, took out two sets of monkeys and was hanged. 6. Before the King of the Green Mausoleum, the soldiers Lan Ling and Mulan were in the hearts of most people, and later they got an armor. By the way, the new skin of the warrior Lan Ling is green, too. 7. Wang Meng's tears of stealing towers were crowned the king of stealing towers many times in the last kpl. This kpl is not performing well. When Nezha first came out, he was 9. Angela, Wang Zhaojun, da ji 10. Zhong Kui, a gold miner, 1 1. Husky, Hal, Genghis Khan, German shepherd: MMP 65438.
1. Miyamoto, a big player in Houyi, and Yang Jian, the champion of the Champions League, both had hot eyes, and were also called the national costume to fight wild. (On September 2nd, 2065438 19: 00, the first monkey in Weibo's national service publicly retired from the professional stage on the grounds of age. This legendary man, who started in Athena and ended in the Monkey King, may be just a small pen and ink in the history of Kpl, but it is destined to be remembered by everyone.
2, dream tears and blood curse: super popular player ag super play will dream tears and send a blood game, which has a great chance of winning (it has been broken since Kpl spring playoffs).
3. Invincible me was cut again: Musashi Miyamoto weakened the history of blood and tears, and there was a funny scene of getting stronger and stronger. At the end of the s9 season, the soldiers will weaken their ability to advance, enhance their injuries and change their physical condition, but the Miyamoto Club will be completely weakened and their moving speed will be cancelled.
4, 4587 and 48 19: The damage caused to the single hero was created by Orange Dharma of estar and Fairy Monkey of Xiange in Kpl Spring Tournament respectively (the monkey is an old version of the monkey). Nickname: He is my brother.
5.DL sent a team: At the beginning of the spring match, the DL rocket was very eye-catching, and later it became more and more frustrated. After finally getting the relegation quota, they lost Sweper and continued to be at the bottom of the autumn qualifiers, missing the top league.
6. Grass 3: Angela, da ji and Wang Zhaojun.
7, grass three standard 2.0: dragging rice, dragging millet, dragging rice (fighting fish crosstalk anchor dragging rice).
8. Protect our Jiang Haitao: the slogan of Blackstone brain powder, the cancer in the anchor industry, and many black spots, including but not limited to forging academic qualifications, human flesh fans, suppressing other anchors and so on. I have a very bad personality and tear it everywhere, but because of my accurate positioning, I have a lot of brain powder, and I go everywhere to protect our Jiang Haitao.
9. The first national service Angela: 17 In the second match on April 15, Tommy, the third substitute of DL Rocket Middle Road, used this hand to win a point of Kpl spring champion qghappy.
10, tenosynovitis player: pain that Guan Yu fans don't want to mention.
1 1, 48 1 1: In the fifth Champions League match between xq and rngm on August 6th, Adeg of rngm stole the tower by himself with one-handed armor. When the masters of both sides were taken down by xq and ready to evacuate, they were accidentally cut off by adger's armor and the crystal exploded. The hero in this armor only caused 48 1 1 damage, and joined the 4k club with the orange man.
12, the second child of ag super tournament: it has been broken by the second champions league.
13, Haier Brothers: In the KPL of 20 16, bandits of Jiang and DL rockets respectively drove Zhao Yun and hit a very crushing situation, and were explained and exclaimed by Haier Brothers. Since then, Haier brothers refer to Zhao Yun and Ukyo Tachibana.
14, several excellent voices: Lu Bu and Lu Ban are the same voice actor Liu Yao; Han Xin and Taiyi live-action furnace voice actors are both Fan Junhang (also Han Xin Seiyuu of Qin Shimingyue); The voice actor in Liu Chan is a girl (in fact, this is normal).
What do 15 and J8 mean? Da ji's line "What does fetter mean?"
16, most afraid of the sudden silence of the air, most afraid of Da Qiao's sudden attention: Da Qiao Portal made teammates who were killing each other suddenly rejuvenate and even lost five kills, which caused various hot spots when Da Qiao first went online, including "Can I take you home? Maybe it's going to rain outside. "
17, God of Songs: Zhang Fei's skin language, Liu Huan's "This Worship", which is widely known because of KPL's great enthusiasm for Zhang Fei.
18, the holy monk Lao Wang/Superman punches: Lao Wang of JC team once ended QGhappy's 15 winning streak and Houyi's 12 winning streak with 12 unbeaten Dharma, becoming the only team to beat QGhappy. The other team is XQ. The ancient boxing method produced such amazing data with its sharp angle that when JC was used in August of 12, the old mage Li Jiu mistakenly thought that the pilot was Lao Wang (in fact, Lao Wang was playing the auxiliary position Sun Bin).
19, Eight Fat Corps: refers to the figure of members of the qghappy Team.
20. Hot Monkey/E-sports Michael Jack: refers to RXY of estar. Frowning scenes are often caught during the game, which is called hot monkey.
2 1, pig seedlings: xq player Artest once said in the entertainment program "Who is the first national service" that if his career can't go on, he will go home and raise pigs, and he also said the very professional vocabulary of pig seedlings, which shows that he has a research on raising pigs. Later, Artest's fans called themselves Pig Miao, which was very cute.
22. Tommy Sanlian: Bingos, Xifa saves me, and my brother saves me.
23, who brought this wave of rhythm, not in a hurry to go back, very comfortable, come on warrior Lan Ling, back to the city, single, Kpl five donkeys: Tumi, the crosstalk anchor of Betta.
24, chicken cutting footwork, so annoying, all monsters, monsters: Betta anchor Zhang's mantra, similar to the voice of grouper and good technology, luna has a large number of fans.
25. Five Guan Yu of KPL: fly, General Flying Bull of qghappy, Wutrace of as Fairy Hall, Vv of ag Super Play Club, Artest of xq and Lucifer of ytg. Among them, Vv's five-knife pass and seamless snow walking four-knife pass are the most famous.
26.Kpl Men's Model Team: It refers to Viper and Viper Team, whose outstanding jokes and Jess attracted a large number of female fans. It is an old Kpl team with both strength and value.
27. Gemini/Doudou combination: refers to the single shooter shadow and evidoer of WF team, which are loved by fans as silly beans and a bowl of beans. Active in Kpl, in the playoffs, the mighty xq made an amazing reversal of 2 chasing 4 and entered the semi-finals. It is a team with shooters as its core, and the tactics of dealing with a man as he deals with you are also the characteristics of this team.
28. The combination of tears/Five Heroes: The combination of tears refers to the roadside tassels and wild dream tears that ag super plays; The five strong men are the five strong men who are active in the Kpl playoffs and approach the finals with a win in eight games. They are interpreted as exclaiming the Galaxy battleship.
29. The god of drinking machine/secret weapon: the night god of ag super game, with 25 games and 0 games in Kpl spring competition, is called a secret weapon with high expectations by fans. He still hasn't played a game in the Champions League. At present, he has played 26 games, and has been dubbed as the God of Water Dispensers.
30. Thai Shen Qiang, I surrender: First, Kpl has a stalk. But the time when it first appeared seems to be impossible to verify. The small brand of May 5th Black Festival and the comments made by Super Play Club after its 4-0 playoff defeat of Xiange made xq successful and widely known. If both sunspots and fans can use it, there is a high probability of accidentally injuring friendly troops.
As a supplement to 18, there are countless battles for dragon pits in Kpl, and there are countless fancy dragons. In addition to the well-known Luban concubine Sun Shangxiang's one-shot hit, Zhang Fei's one-punch hit Dharma, or Zhuang Zhou's solution to into the pit's dragon grab, it has been staged many times. But the most ridiculous thing is that in the first round of Kpl-ytg competition, jc Lao Wang "sucked" the dragon with the second skill of level 5 Lyu3 bu4. Lu Bu's second skill is basically the skill with the lowest damage in the game, and the second skill of level 5 only hurts 90 points. This skill consolidated jc's early advantages and successfully sent jc to the second place in the standings at that time.
30. Cat and Dog Combination/Cat and Dog Wars/Cat Million (provided by @ jingjingjingjingjing): Dogs refer to estar's single camouflage (jungle), and cats refer to qghappy's single cat god. They are on the estar team together and have a good relationship. The post-Cat God's million-dollar transfer fee became Kpl's biggest transfer handwriting and won the title of Cat Million. Since then, it has repeatedly confronted offline, which has become one of the highlights of the competition between qghappy and estar, and has been interpreted as a cat-and-dog war.
3 1, Gemini squeezed a cup of milk tea: From the end of the coquettish part of the 2065 438+07 Kpl spring playoffs, qghappy coach Gemini squeezed a cup of milk tea in front of the camera. Because Gemini and Milk Tea are both professional players of former storm heroes.
32. Non-competition hero: as an extension of the performance of the wine sword whistling monkey in Xiange (refer to Article 1). After the game that day, the official battle report described Xiange as "boldly using non-competition heroes", which caused a ridiculous scene. In addition, the monkey hero itself has a large number of fans and believers, which makes this stalk spread widely. Now it generally refers to heroes below T2.
33. E-sports Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan: refers to estar's promise. Because Guan Yu was eyeing him in the early stage, he almost tied with dreams and tears and wine and sword, but he successfully defended his integrity in the later team battle.
34. Peanut combination: refers to the DL rocket-assisted seven flowers, and the rest of them drag rice in the middle of the road. The younger brother and bodybuilder Hua He, the ugliest one in a family of eight, played an active role in the second round of the spring regular season, pushing the DL rocket from the bottom of the vice squad leader to the tenth place, and winning the place to compete for relegation qualification with Viper. Among them, Mulan's bright-eyed operation and Huaqi's illness also made the live commentary feel that the wolves were recovering.
35.Kpl social butterfly: Tommy, the anchor of fighting fish crosstalk, "has a good relationship with everyone". There is no one he can't hook up with, and the revolutionary friendship established by going to the toilet together is rock solid. There is no professional player in the live broadcast professional five black (flip) team who can't play, only he doesn't want to play.
36.KPL's Top Ten Handsome Men: Eddie Peng Yuyan Swift's Commitment estar, Harlan Group's XQ Artest, Yoga Lin DL Rocket's Left-behind Brother, AG Super Play Club's Fringe, Swiper's Jess and Zhu Xiao, AS Xiange's Chen Gui and Xiao Yu, YTG's Summer and Lucifer. Among them, Lucifer was called "the tails of the top ten beautiful men" by the betta anchor Tommy.
SP, we strongly recommend the ghost video, and let you see how strong it is in 3 minutes. The first Angela (Cai) ghost is really strong! Ghost animals train ghost animals.
37. Kpl Three Necks: At present, ag beat rabbits and fell into the city for the seamless Xiange. These three players don't have necks because they don't watch.
38. Edison Chen E-sports and Ronghao Li E-sports refer to the cool morning and piety of the rngm royal family respectively.
39. impeccable operation: it originated from the updated copy of June 65438+1October 65438+1October 0 1 official experience clothing. In weakening Mulan's copywriting, we used a very funny reason: "We will continue to weaken Mulan's antagonism in the early stage (especially when there is no big move), and emphasize more that Mulan's players exchange their impeccable operation for strong fighting power", which reduced Mulan's attack power by nearly 40 points. In sharp contrast, Di Renjie cancelled and weakened the attack power of 16 because he felt that "the impact seemed a little big". It attracted the spit of the majority of Mulan players. Subsequently, the official revised the copy.
40. Beggar-type wild fighting/valley-type wild fighting: it is another extreme type of wild nucleus. Although it generally corresponds to "blue-collar fighting", Alan of qghappy continues to squeeze the blue-collar fighting by himself, and even gives his teammates 1 red, 1 blue, which is dubbed the valley-type fighting.
4 1, King/Bad King: refers to the wild Alan of qghappy, who is addicted to playing harem games during the live broadcast and lingers in Hongyi Courtyard, which is an inherent title. Derivative word: this is the wild area I paved for you.
42. Ladder combination: refer to Tian Ming and Tatoo of wf. They moved to WF from ytg and XQ respectively, and their performances were quite active. Zhuge Liang, the Oscar winner at dawn, put out Kpl's top five kills (actually fake five kills, with a slightly longer interval), and Rex Rabbit's aggressive auxiliary shot was also impressive.
43. Fire-beast combination: refers to the three gods of fire, fire and beast in estar. active
44. Sun Tzu's Art of War refers to Sun Bin (Sun Tzu), Miyamoto (Super Warrior) and Jiang Ziya (French). These three heroes did not bring victory to the Super League, but suffered a tour. Originated from AG Super Play Club, 17 lost to rngm in the autumn playoffs, and the humiliating record of being chased by 3 was vomited by many fans, which caused waves for a time. Weibo's dreams and tears followed, and she felt extremely sad. At first, the statement of "abandoning a good colt and using a mule" was confusing, but combined with the unfair coach's statement that "he is just an executor", it seems that someone else is doing BP. Spring Festival travel rush coach Tony pointed out in Weibo and live broadcast that the power of BP is not firmly in the hands of the head coach. Some remarks that seem to be directed at the management of AG were called bald by the official blog and coaching staff of AG, and even released malicious words that ruined your future. Some fans have carefully discovered that Weibo of diss comes from the iPhone7P client, which is different from the daily use of coaching staff members. Ma Tianyuan, the "first person in domestic e-sports", is the actual controller who works behind the scenes of BP in a forum. In this year's playoff interview, Sun Tzu's "Art of War" strategy was expounded, and a Weibo after the super match also had "Art of War".
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