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Ask for 15 news articles and news comments with at least 100 words.

1. A serious mudslide occurred in Qu Dan, Gansu Province (August 7). Comments: This sudden mudslide hit Gansu and China again. It once again reminds us of the painful moment of the Wenchuan earthquake, and at the same time shows us the moment when the people of China are full of courage to face the disaster and the moment when the people of China are United and struggling. Anyway, the disaster has happened, but life has to go on. Come on, compatriots in disaster areas! 2.20 10 comments on the us-south Korea yellow sea military exercise: although the United States has repeatedly stated that this military exercise has no intention of provoking China at all, in everyone's eyes, the United States held this military exercise in the yellow sea to demonstrate to China. Therefore, if the United States is really allowed to swagger in the Yellow Sea this time, China will become a victim in the eyes of the world. Therefore, it must be maintained anyway, and people of all countries must act, and people of all countries must never be allowed to take it. 3. TV ratings found false behavior feelings: this is really a high-tech society, it is omnipotent. First, Zhang Wuben, an imperial doctor, forged his academic resume, and now there are TV ratings fraud, perhaps because the society itself is full of fakes. 4. Feelings of implementing real-name registration system in online stores: To be honest, I strongly support real-name registration system, an online store, because it gives most online store owners more credibility. For consumers, it is safer. Lin, the first Chinese player in 5.NBA, felt that it was really touching to hear the word Chinese. I hope Lin can break out of his own sky. 6. McDonald's mcnuggets were found to contain clay and oil. Feelings: Although these regulators say it will not cause harm to the human body, who knows what will happen? At the beginning, the amount of melamine was strictly controlled, but you see, there were no products with melamine exceeding the standard in a year. These regulators should also check, right? ! 7. China's idea of bidding for the 2026 World Cup: Although our national football team still fails to live up to expectations, if the World Cup is held in China one day, it will be something that we China people are proud of! 8. Stars frequently fake academic qualifications: In this entertainment circle, only you can't think of it, and you can't do it without them. Where do these stars put their integrity? Real advertising fake products! Real people and fake academic qualifications! That's ridiculous! 9. North Korean female agents went to Japan. Attachment: Jin Xianji, which once caused the 1987 Korean air crash, causing 1 15 people on board to die in the sea. He was sentenced to death, but he narrowly escaped death because of Amnesty. Jin Xianji went to Japan this time only because she revealed that she had information about the kidnapped Japanese. Chen Zhizhong fell into the "prostitute door". Attachment: Chen Zhizhong has submitted a civil complaint to Breaking News Weekly. South Africa World Cup (attachment: Spain is the champion! The most dazzling star of this World Cup is Paul Octopus, with a prediction accuracy of 100%. The United States provoked China in the Yellow Sea of China: Damn Americans, the issue of arms sales to Taiwan has never given us a reasonable explanation, and now they want to provoke China. What do you want? China, it's time to show something to the United States. The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico in the United States (attachment: this problem has been solved for several months and has caused serious environmental problems) 14. The feeling of melamine tainted milk powder: when the tainted milk powder was discovered, didn't the government say that it should be strictly investigated and controlled? Didn't the State Council also cancel the food inspection exemption? But why do all the milk powders that have been inspected now still contain melamine, and where does the life safety of our people rank in the hearts of these manufacturers? 15。 The feeling of Daiyu's naked death in the new version of A Dream of Red Mansions: When we heard director Li's sentence: "You don't think it's shocking and modern", my whole heart was cold. I accepted the ghostly scenes in the new version of A Dream of Red Mansions and the bronze headdress, but I really couldn't understand the director's idea of shooting a new Dream of Red Mansions. I just want to say that we viewers look at the Red Mansion with awe, not only to understand it, but also to hope.