Foreign famous brand jokes

Copy it! I hope you are happy! ! Johnny, how is your little brother? Johnny: He smiled. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. What's going on? Johnny: We played Edwin Hockland's Things Outside the Window and Wait and See. Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He's hurt. Tom: That's too bad. What happened? Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. I asked, "What happened?" "Akkadeem," Ivan answered. "Can you recognize himifyousawhimagain?" Asked. "I don't know where it is," Ivan said. "IavehisairinmyPocket" His ear is in my pocket. Ivan came home with a nosebleed. His mother asked, "What's the matter?" "A boy bit me," Ivan said. "Can you recognize him when you see him again?" Mom asked. "I can recognize him wherever he goes," Ivan said. "His ears are still in my pocket." A kind little boy, robertaskedhismother. "What did you do yesterday?" "Igaveittoapooroldwoman," he replied. "You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "This is two centuries. butwhyareyousonterestedintheoldwoman？” "Candy man" Good boy, little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? " "She sells sweets." One day, a drunk was on his way home. At this time, boys are interested in all kinds of problems. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean? "Oh, my son," his father replied, "Look, there are two policemen. If I think these two policemen are bad people. One day, the father was drunk and took his youngest son home. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean? "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that there are four of them, then I am drunk. "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there! "The hospitable host warmly and thoughtfully provides apple pie to customers without any cheese. The housewife left quietly for a while and returned a piece of paper on the table to the audience. The audience laughed, put the paper in their mouth and said, "Your eyes must be better than your mother's, Sonny. Where did you find that book? "In a trap, sir," the boy replied. When the guests were eating apple pie, there was no cheese at home, and the hostess apologized to everyone. The little boy in this family left home quietly. After a while, he returned to his room with a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled and put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are just better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "On the mousetrap, sir." The little boy said.