Find three stories, full version!

1. The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."

"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

Boss: "Sorry, there is still no"

"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" " "

It is said that there are nine little pigs crossing the river. There happen to be nine Hubei fish in the river. The pig said, "Hubei fish, will you take us across the river?" The electronic fish said, "OK." As a result, eight pigs were eaten by eight e fish. Why didn't the ninth pig be eaten by e fish? Answer: The ninth octopus is a Muslim.

3.[ Laughing at noon] Miss, your camera.

MM got out of the taxi and left her camera in the back seat. The driver quickly put his head out of the window and shouted at MM: "Miss, your camera!" " "MM blushed and turned to scold:" You are like a fucking duck! "then the taxi left ... after a while, MM chased the car and shouted," master, my camera ~ ~ ~! My camera!

It seems that your brain is spinning fast and you can make jokes ~ ~ ~