65 funny sentences about starting school

1, freshman opening ceremony, all nonsense.

In the teacher's mouth, we are always the worst students!

The school taught me what it means to go home.

Mr. Winter Holiday told me that there would be a summer vacation to love you for me.

5. The equation without love can be compared with the mathematical equation.

6, homework * *, please respect yourself, I am a person with winter vacation.

In fact, we like school, but we don't like class.

8. If anyone calls me fat at the beginning of school, I will die with him.

9. Remember, you can't finish your homework with you.

10, who will ask the teacher for leave for me? I have a phobia of starting school.

1 1, as a homework, I can't even finish it myself, which is a shame of homework.

12, starting school is like going to jail. Sentenced today, going to jail tomorrow.

13, when I was in primary school, the most awkward sentence was: wait for me after school!

14, tell you a ghost story, there is still a week to go to school.

15, summer homework is actually that you write for a month and the teacher writes a reading.

16, sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.

17, I am about to start school, how to comfort you when you are about to start school!

18 I found that one thing I insist on most is going to school for more than ten years.

19, countdown to school, hurry up and have fun, go to school to catch up on sleep.

20. Starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced and tomorrow you will go to jail.

2 1, I am not afraid that you don't love me at all. I'm afraid that one day I won't love you.

22. I just like the feeling that I am busy making up my homework in the last few days of winter vacation.

23. I use the complete raw m 1n9 to represent our technetium.

24. Copying homework does not doubt whether the other party is doing it right, which is the basic morality of copying homework.

25, the current state is that you can't learn, you can't play, and you can't sleep.

26. I haven't studied for a long time, and even speak hesitatingly, even if I am moved.

27. I didn't like anyone at school, and I really didn't have the motivation to go to school.

28. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

29. At the beginning of school, students didn't know each other, and Zhang San was often regarded as Li Si.

How I wish there were only two days of classes a week and then five days of holidays.

3 1, don't tell me that school starts, it hurts my feelings. The motherland has not been reunified, so I am not in the mood to study.

32. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. Look at my thesis, it turned out to be a local tyrant.

33. People who are looking forward to starting school are because there are people in different places, and those who are not looking forward to starting school are because there are people in the local area!

34. Why should the teacher scold you if you are not serious in class, and why can't the teacher scold you if you don't come to class?

35. Every time we start school, we will say the same thing. I must study hard this semester.

36. It's all because it's too cold. I'm trapped under the covers, I can't be free, I can't go to class.

I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

38. How many children's shoes complain that the winter vacation time is too fast? That's because the school is about to start and the homework has not been finished.

39. The most exclusive thing in the world is homework. No matter how you ignore it, it will still stick to you. @

40. In the eyes of parents, doing homework for 2 hours will be fine, and watching TV, playing computer and playing mobile phone for 5 minutes will be blind.

4 1, I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply an academic stain!

42, people in the classroom, reading is not as good as falling in love. Study for college entrance examination and fall in love with the next generation.

43. What is a class teacher? It's a person who ruined your friendship, your love and your affection!

44. Sleeping in class, infatuating with handsome guys after class, chatting with girls in the dormitory, the day passed quickly.

45. you exist I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream. All my night. Goodbye, my winter vacation.

46. It's time to start school. In Fang Zizhou's words, who agreed to start school? Do you have any proof that we spent the summer vacation? ?

47. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

48. Starting school is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

49, ask for high temperature! Seek exposure! 40 degrees! Begging for rain! It doesn't matter how hard we are! Be sure to let freshmen get exercise!

50. Schools are like prisons. When you want to come in, you can't. When I want to come out, I can't get out. Occasionally meeting the headmaster is like meeting the warden.

5 1, freshmen and juniors think that they should soak in noodles, but in fact, their favorite thing is instant noodles. ...

52. Those seniors who wear slippers to class are just sincere. Maybe every semester they will welcome you, a well-dressed senior, to wear shoes on that day.

53. Part I: Senior students see how junior students teach sophomores to cheat freshmen; Bottom line: Freshman listens to sophomore talk about how junior dumped senior; Horizontal batch: you always have to return it when you come out.

54. Good seniors don't welcome freshmen. Those who rush to help you with your luggage as soon as they settle down are not good seniors, but good wolves. The kindest thing is to sell telephone cards.

55. When school starts, I hope you can pay attention in three days. Words will never be forgotten. Geometry and algebra only need mental arithmetic. Writing is assisted by God, plus Einstein's IQ!

I've been meaning to tell you, but I didn't get a chance. I finally got up the courage to bite my teeth and say it. Know what you want to say? Even I was surprised. I have known you for so long, I want to remind you. The holiday is over, get ready to start school!

57. There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is "lying in the trough can also prove" and the other is "lying in the trough can also prove".

Dear, when school begins, I guarantee that your college life is brand-new, your knowledge is genuine, your happiness is guaranteed for life, and your troubles can be paid back. Did you receive my blessing? Please give me a favorable comment, dear.

59. Tell you a terrible news: Dear, your summer balance is less than 10 days. If you need a lot of recharge, you have to wait another 5 months!

No sooner had the training started than it began to rain. A classmate said, "Report, can you go back and collect clothes?" Instructor: "Everyone is training, let's find a time to bask!" " "

6 1, the first round of the exam, I have been copying MM's answers on the side. After handing in the paper, MM gave me a cold stare and said, "What are you looking at me for? What I did was Volume B "Ah, bah, I didn't say it earlier!

62. Train for an emergency March. After the instructor ordered attention, he was afraid that everyone would not get along. After a while, two words appeared: "Go ..." Suddenly, a row of people with their heads held high fell down. ...

63. Talking to Grandpa about the hardships of preparing for the exam, Grandpa sighed. "The times have improved, and it is not easy to get into the exam," Grandpa said. "In their time, when the exam encountered questions that could not be done, they wrote Long live Chairman Mao, and no one dared to cross it." .

64. You can't die in summer vacation! Can't die! What should I do if you die? I don't want to go with Mr. Xue Kai! I don't want it! Summer vacation jun, are you going to abandon me … how can I live! Mr. Xue Kai, get away from me! I'm not going with you! cheat ...

65. Ask the monitor to sing during the training break. The monitor is from Guangdong, and the students are required to use Cantonese. Monitor: "The lyrics will be forgotten ..." Instructor: "Never mind, just sing, we can't understand anyway."