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Talking about things that go wrong
1. Your self-righteous concern is just a joke in the eyes of others.
2. No matter how wronged you are. I'll just keep it inside. It’s not that I don’t want to say it, I just don’t know how to say it or who to talk to.
3. Walking in the rain holding an umbrella, but can’t find the shadow of the past.
4. Can happiness not be like a Ferris wheel, which only makes one turn?
5. McDull said: If you have something to say, don’t wait for the other person to understand it, because the other person is not you and doesn’t know what you want. You will only be sad in the end.
6. Except for yourself, no one will understand how much happiness or sadness there is in your story, because after all, it is only your feeling.
7. Not everyone in the world can express their sincere feelings to each other. Everyone passing by is a scene, and everyone passing by is a guest!
8. The eternity of heaven and earth will eventually come to an end, and this hatred will last forever.
9. I am still waiting for you where you are, but you have forgotten that you have been here.
10. Sometimes, the more you hide your feelings for a person, the deeper you sink.
11. Every message I say is written for you to read. There is movement all over the world, but you don’t respond.
12. There is such a person who once occupied your entire life, but now you feel awkward even saying hello to him.
13. When I took off my disguise and walked in front of you, I realized that I was a joke.
14. I am glad to have met you, but I regret that I only met you.
15. You showed me heaven and then sent me to hell with your own hands.
16. A woman who doesn’t wear makeup is just trying to find the man who can tolerate everything about her.
17. Whether it is friendship or love, every time you give sincerely, you will always be hurt in the end.
18. Eason Chan only taught me how to sing for ten years, but not how to sing. Give me ten years to get there.
19. The performance in farewell is a rose funeral without an audience.
20. All the warm air in my arms will not dare to meet you even if it turns into wind.
21. Lies When tears flow down, you realize that separation is also another kind of understanding.
22. The sadness is so well hidden that I don’t want anyone to see it.
23. The wind blows and deceives you, unable to fulfill the vow you made that summer.
24. Distance probably means: you know that I haven’t slept, and I also know that you haven’t slept. We look at each other’s updates, but can’t say a word.
25. Everyone says that you deserve to be alone and miserable, but in fact no one understands your love.
26. You owe me an apology, but I won’t say it’s okay again.
27. I know that I cannot force anyone. When your heart is tired, just replace everything with silence.
28. I give you silent companionship, but I never thought that you like to be noisy.
29. When you have it, you want to be free; when you are free, you want to have it.
30. It’s useless to force things that don’t belong to you, just like wearing shoes that are too small, no matter how beautiful they are, you will feel uncomfortable.
31. Give me an encounter, but not love. Give me a love, but don't give me eternity.
32. I always thought that the most sour feeling is jealousy, but later I realized that the most sour feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.
33. Don’t open your wounds to others. There are many people in the world not doctors, but people spreading salt.
34. What I can’t let go of is just a few bottles of wine, a few cigarettes, and a few tough nights.
35. There will always be some people who slowly fade out of your life. You must learn to accept them instead of missing them.
36. Ten thousand beautiful promises are not worth a warm hug now.
37. I am not waiting for him, but I just can’t like others yet.
38. There is only one true love in a person's life, and no matter how tender the love is again, it will not hurt the bones again.
39. There is a kind of release called immersion, but people who don’t understand it can only see the subsequent degradation.
40. Sometimes when you are disappointed to a certain extent, a flower will bloom. The name of that flower is "It doesn't matter."
41. When pain becomes a habit, you will stand up and move on regardless of your own safety.
42. Emotions are like molten iron slurry. The ruthlessness of the environment is like cold water. When iron slurry meets cold water, it becomes hard and ruthless.
43. What I am most afraid of is cherishing it with all my life, but in the end, I still can’t keep anything.
44. Don’t say that fish don’t have tears. Even if they shed tears all over the sea, you won’t know it at all.
45. If there are hundreds of millions of ways to like you, then I must have used the wrong one for you.
46. I have had lovers, I have shown affection, I have been jealous, I have been happy, and I thought it would last.
47. I don’t know why, but I always feel inexplicably sad.
48. Fate makes yesterday fragrant; Fate touches tomorrow; Fate makes today lingering.
49. How strong do I have to be to laugh it off when others mention you.
50. The world has left me covered with wounds, and the wounds have indeed grown wings.
51. You must live a happier life than me, otherwise you can't afford my embarrassing exit.
52. I wish you could live in poverty. Every time late at night, all you think about is my goodness.
53. The value of life does not lie in how many days we can live, but in how we use these days.
54. I use the fragments of time to consolidate the seemingly indestructible city in my heart.
55. It’s not scary to fall in love with someone, but it’s not to be able to control it; it’s not scary to break up, but it’s not to let go.
56. Love everyone, trust a few, and never let anyone down.
57. Sometimes you need to act silly so as not to make yourself uncomfortable.
58. The most romantic thing I can think of. Just growing old with you.
59. I promised to forget but then remembered again. It turns out that my heart has not agreed to give up.
60. Just like a cactus, it is obviously living well, but it cannot accept anyone’s embrace.
61. I want to hug you so much, but it’s a pity that time passes by mountains and rivers, and it’s a pity that people come and go between you and me.
62. Sometimes, we change our words so often just to let others know how we feel. However, we forget that maybe no one cares about you at all.
63. Things are different and people are different. Everything is different. When you want to speak, you shed tears first.
64. The most painful thing is not parting, but the memories after parting.
65. What I am least good at is retaining you, but you all have to leave one by one.
66. That year, that month, that day, that time, that place, that person. That scene. That word. That scene.
67. On the day we broke up, I glanced at you secretly around the corner, and saw you walking shoulder to shoulder with her in the middle of the road.
68. One of the worst feelings in the world is that you cannot fall in love with someone else just because you are still attached to the person who hurt you.
69. Unless that person can make you live a better life than when you were single, why bother leaving singlehood for that person.
70. Letting go of love. I hummed along the path, filled with countless sorrows.
71. Some people will not forget because they are reluctant; some people must forget because it is not worth it.
72. I really admire my ability to smile and say it’s okay even though my heart is riddled with holes.
73. Life is like a dance. The person who teaches you the first dance steps may not be able to accompany you until the end.
74. I dare not say that a person is very good, but I am rarely lonely.
75. Did not return as scheduled, and this is the meaning of parting.
77. I like to look in the mirror, at least when I cry, it doesn’t smile.
78. I am suddenly afraid of celebrating any holiday because I know there will be no surprises.
79. I want to talk to others about my concerns, but there is no one to complain to.
80. Those wounds are so beautiful that I refuse to let them go. Even smiling hurts so much!
81. Lost love is nowhere to be found in the wind. I looked into the sky, only to find that my love had been lost somewhere.
82. Love either makes people mature or degenerates.
83. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person who makes us feel bad for him for many years.
84. It is easy to forgive someone, but difficult to believe again. Talk about your mood when everything goes wrong
Talk about your mood when everything goes wrong
(1) Although things have not gone well recently and there are no good things, the bad things seem to They all chose to end at the end of March. Hello April.
(2) In these two days, you need to avoid evil spirits. If you do bad things with good intentions, everything will go wrong. Give me the Taoist Talisman.
(3) Sometimes think about it carefully, this is life. When you are most vulnerable, you will be betrayed by everyone, when you are most tired, everything goes wrong, and when you are most sloppy, you will meet Tiancai. Meeting true love at the most dissolute time
(4) Since the Chinese New Year, everything has been going wrong. A failed encounter, a series of colds, and the training process brought about by the new working environment really feel like I feel a little exhausted physically and mentally, always wandering between hope and disappointment. To paraphrase Mr. Yang Jiang's words: "My biggest problem is that I think too much and read too few books." From today on, I will start recording my reading journey. I hope I can find my own direction in reading!
(5) Everything went wrong today. First, the guy surnamed Shao teased me about the physical education class, and then I walked from the school gate to the school holding a courier that was bigger than a wine box. In the dormitory, I ate cold noodles full of coriander, then the handsome guy didn’t come to the Japanese class, so I sat alone at the end and felt cold. Then I went back to the dormitory to look for the video for an hour. I was so happy when I finally found it, but found that the video I was anxious that I couldn’t download it, and then I taught my mother to reset WeChat after she changed her mobile phone, and she was angry that she couldn’t reset WeChat.
(6) Recently, everything has not been going well, and I feel a little depressed. For so many days, everything I do has been difficult and full of twists and turns, alas
(7) I just said that things have been going wrong for me recently. I forgot to bring my lock home when doing my homework, and I always draw a red pen when I change my pen. If the pen ball falls off and is stained red, don’t be unlucky again. April seems to be very busy. There are football games, cheerleading teams, and the Art Festival Class 15’s Classical Dance Psychological Club. Although they are both supporting roles, I wish you a happy April in advance
(8) Because I think that I have suffered too much grievance from you, and now I see another person who came out halfway but got all your tenderness and love, I feel jealous to death. Don’t tell me that people should be generous and move on. While I'm looking forward, I won't stop drawing circles and cursing you.
I hope that while you grow old together, everything goes wrong. You can't get a taxi when you go out, you always have to wait for a table to eat, you can't afford anything you want to buy, and you two hug each other while drinking the northwest wind, and shout: It tastes good!
(9) Things are really going wrong lately. We are quarreling every day at home, and there is nothing good at school. I am single again, sprained my knee, cut my finger, etc. There are a lot of things waiting for me. Go deal with it
(10) Everything is not going well today. I am so knocked down that I don’t dare to move. It hurts me to death
(11) I used to just say it. Said, but there is still a little hope in my heart. Judging from the past two years when everything went wrong, I realized that no matter what, I had to bear all the suffering, and that attachment was completely gone. When I was 18 or 19, it was easy to be sincere, but the person who was injured today has completely lost that ability. If I am destined to walk alone for the rest of my life, I hope that I will not lose my spirit and the time will be gentler. After all, Fate is fair.
(12) When my roommate talked about her 100 days with her boyfriend, I felt as sad as a dog! Sure enough, Sister Xian was right, everything went wrong in March, I didn’t get anything, and even lost him!
(Thirteen) I really don’t like April anymore. I spilled water on the keyboard early in the morning and couldn't find my glasses. No money. It can be said that everything is going wrong.
(14) As a person who can even be tempted by San Pellegrino soda, I wanted to drink blood orange flavor. However, there was no blood orange flavor. Except for the weird brown bottle, the other three were really good. It's quite delicious. I thought about it but didn't laugh when everything went wrong
(15) March, when everything went wrong, ended with a bad cold. It really seemed like an April Fool's Day joke. It's been a long time since I've seen it, and my nose is stuffy. And the feeling of walking lightly
(16) People, when things don’t go well, everything will go wrong. Even so, I haven’t been defeated yet
(17) So annoying. Everything went wrong in March. In April, we need to regroup and let all the troubles go away with March 20xx
(18) I don’t know whether it’s because everything is going wrong or something else. That's too bad. You're just so irritable anyway?
(19) In March, I feel like everything is not going well; in April, please be nice to me!
(Twenty) Alas~ Everything is not going well. I just want to do scientific research and graduate. I don’t think about anything else. I am too tired during this period. I am a self-contradictory body, an unlucky little white pigeon
(Twenty-one) It was a period of extreme frustration. No matter what I did, everything seemed wrong. I was exhausted. I stayed up late to catch up on tomorrow’s coursework after finishing the day’s class. I was not in the mood to spend the holidays. In short, everything was not going well. I don’t know. What's wrong? I don't want to do anything. I just want to lie down
(Twenty-two) I don't know if my luck will be better this way. I guess it's because I used too much force last time and everything went wrong. Alas, it is indeed the case. Everything should be done slowly. Don't go overboard, otherwise it will be bad.
(Twenty-three) Today, everything went wrong. The student union and the leaders raided the dormitory and hid our dormitory. I found all the power strips in the closet and unplugged them all. Now, my phone is out of battery and I want to do my homework. I don’t even have a place to plug in a light.
(Twenty-four) This week has been really annoying. When something went wrong, I wanted to grab something. Unexpectedly, I fell down from the bed and hit the corner of my eye on the corner of the kitchen door. Fortunately, it didn't hit my eyeball directly. I just made a cut at the end of my eye. I don't know if it will happen. Leaving a scar is better than hurting the eye, not to mention it is really disfigured
(Twenty-five) Things have been really bad lately. I feel like I want to eat a fly, spit it out, and then The bigger one flew into his mouth.
(Twenty-six) There are a lot of problems these days, everything is not going well at work, and I act and speak without thinking! There is something I really want to say in my mind, but I can’t express it, and it’s very uncomfortable to hold it in!
(Twenty-seven) Can you get these annoying bastards to get the hell away from me! It’s really full of negative energy! Everything goes wrong!
(Twenty-eight) Now and then, I still feel a little uncomfortable when I think about the times when things went wrong in the past. Such memories have not been beautified by time. I think that I survived it, and then I shake my head and don’t want to think about it anymore.
(Twenty-nine) March has passed. Although it is another March where everything is not going well, I am still very grateful that there are always people accompanying me and helping me! I hope everything goes well in April~
(Thirty) I think I may have a disease, tentatively named the fear of good syndrome: when everything goes well and the mood is good, I will involuntarily feel fear, always Suspicion is false and temporary, and you worry about whether there is some conspiracy or trap behind it, and then you suppress your joy and adjust to a depressed mode; on the contrary, when everything goes wrong and you are in a low mood, you feel that it is as familiar as ever, and you still think about it. Thinking about unhappy things over and over again.
(Thirty-one) Today is really a day when everything goes wrong. I have been stuck in my heart all day long. I want to vent but there is no place to vent. What can I do? I am also desperate
(Thirty-two) Meeting a co-worker early in the morning with a stern look on his face resulted in everything going wrong. I'm speechless after a day when everything goes wrong.
(Thirty-three) Everything went wrong before climbing the tower today. I missed the subway station twice. I took the subway twice and took the wrong direction. Once I took the wrong line. Once I rode OFO and rode into a dead end. However, after watching the night view of Shanghai, I suddenly felt No matter what, it’s enough
(Thirty-four) Everything is not going well these days, but there is nothing I can do about it. I never thought that the plot on TV would happen to me. I don’t understand many things at all. You have to force yourself to face it
(Thirty-five) The first time I encountered a flight cancellation, I couldn’t leave! Lao Xu is still waiting for me in Shenzhen! How much of a surprise is this going to give me? Everything started going wrong for me from the moment I opened my eyes today! I feel sorry for myself for a second! Then I firmly believe that there will be a huge surprise in the next second! 2021 bad mood phrases
1. The eaves of the small bridge under the night in Jiangnan cannot understand the wilderness of Saibei! Even if you are white clouds and I am black earth, even if you and I look at each other day and night, we can only look at and miss you from a distance.
2. No matter how good things are, they will be lost one day, and no matter how beautiful things are, they will be forgotten one day. If you can't have it, let it go. If you can't let it go, it will be painful. If you should cherish it, cherish it. If you should give it up, give it up. Walk easily and live happily. Don't ask whose actions hurt you or whose feelings hurt you.
3. The fading beauty of the moon with the remaining clouds reminds me all the time, even if my love for you doesn’t care about the brief moments of our embrace day and night, But things have changed at that time, and after the autumn wind blows the fallen leaves, the incomplete things have changed, and now I feel regretful and full of sorrow!
4. When you are lonely, I come to you from the darkness and cut into pieces the loneliness that makes you uneasy; when you are no longer lonely, I will return to the endless darkness. .
5. Many times, first impressions are unreliable.
6. When a man's name appears repeatedly in a woman's mouth, whether she is praising that man or scolding that man, the subtext is: I love him or I can't let him go.
7. Longing is the wind that passes through the mountain stream, whirling endlessly and penetrating everywhere.
8. Doesn’t everyone have a secret in their heart that cannot be told? Doesn’t everyone have a thought in their heart? Isn’t everyone waiting for such a person in their heart? Just like me, I know it's impossible but I'm still so infatuated! Should you try to let go of yourself and make your life easier?
9. Whether you are walking alone on the streets of a foreign land and still haven't found a sense of belonging, or you are eating with friends , when you smile happily, there is a hint of loneliness. No matter you are working hard to realize your dream and fail to get closer to your dream, or you have slowly been unable to find your dream, you are You have to believe that there is no tomorrow that cannot come.
10. Couples should live like a pair of chopsticks: firstly, no one can live without the other; secondly, they can taste all the ups and downs together.
11. Whenever others ask how well you are doing, you will try your best to put on a smile and say, okay. In fact, only you know best whether you are doing well or not. There is some pain, and you are destined to have nothing but pain. Hidden in my heart.
12. It is very bitter, but happiness has become simple. A text message, a voice message, a video, these are common things in life, they are all bitter and sweet. It tastes so good to fall in love!
13. All promises are pale and empty. Even if you are sincere when you promise, when you say you have changed, you have really changed.
14. In the old lane of Beicheng, the south wind blows gently.
15. You will fall in love with a person because of a song, because a person likes a city, because a city likes a life, and then it becomes a song that makes you miss someone.
16. I want you to be happy more than anyone else, but it still makes me sad to think that your future happiness is not because of me.
17. That faint longing is just gentle between the lines, and I will no longer look forward to the flowers blooming on the other side.
18. Spending my entire youth flirting with you is the most extravagant thing I have ever done.
19. Some things can only be forgotten. Some people can only pass by.
20. I hope that for the rest of your life there will be someone wearing bright clothes and angry horses to watch the flames and flowers with you.
21. Among all your clothes, at least one set must be wearable; among all your abilities, at least one must be practical. It’s not scary not being able to do many things. What’s scary is not being able to do anything well.
22. The biggest advantage of maturity is: what you couldn’t get before, you don’t want now.
23. When we feel happy, why should we think about whether the happiness is eternal or temporary. Worry is the biggest enemy of happiness.
24. There is a kind of love in life, which is quiet and undemanding.
Twenty-five, thousands of thoughts are solidified in the air. The wind blows towards you with my blessings. I don’t care about loneliness. I am satisfied if you are happy. Missing you is my happiness!
26. Missing is the comfort and sustenance when life is lonely, and it is the communication of the past, present and future.
27. People who sincerely wait for you will always wait sincerely. People who don’t want to wait for you will always hold other people’s hands as soon as they turn around.
28. Life is like a journey. You don’t have to care about the destination. What you care about is the scenery along the way and the mood of seeing the scenery.
29. Don’t be afraid to reject others if your reasons are legitimate.
Thirty. All deep feelings are originally made up of many tiny moments, just like a string of small light bulbs that light up the misty light, lying quietly at your feet, illuminating Looking at our mutual support.
31. In the early morning, the sunshine wiped away my tears of missing you
32. Use lovesickness as an inkstone! Ink with deep love! With attachment as water! The heavy makeup and red sleeves dance gracefully under the bright light of the room, waving and dazzling, dancing away the longings that cannot be lamented! Dance away the long-lasting attachment! Dance away the sad hope that the prosperity and flowers have passed away! The pale strokes after exhaustion of ink are as twists and turns as my wandering pursuit.
Thirty-three, longing is a beautiful and moving landscape painting, each one is haunting. Talk about a bad day. Talk about a bad day
Before everything gets better, you will always have to go through some bad days. These days may be very long, or they may just wake up, so be patient. , give good luck some time. Below are the unsatisfactory stories that the editor has collected and compiled for you. Let’s take a look!
1. For the first time in my life, I experienced a flight cancellation, rebooking, and departure point, but it still didn’t go well. I was really going to be autistic!
2. On a particularly bad day, all bad things happen. The good luck that started in July will probably end in September.
3. It’s me. Because it’s not going well, I can’t believe things that are too smooth and beautiful. I believe that all living beings suffer.
4. I am so annoyed. I really want to end all the things that are not going well as soon as possible. It is so irritating.
5. I haven’t been going well at work recently, and I feel very depressed. I still get scolded when I don’t do things well, and I can’t do it if I don’t go to work. It’s so tiring!
6. I pray that all the bad things will be resolved smoothly.
7. Can’t sleep, just talk nonsense. It is easy to lose your mentality. After too many unsatisfactory things happen, it is easy to deviate from your own positioning. There are also many times when many things cannot go smoothly due to objective reasons.
8. Even if you encounter all kinds of unsatisfactory things, underestimate it and you will still be at the bottom. It’s not winter yet and the whole world feels dark.
9. Why has everything been so unlucky recently? No matter if it's an exam. Still love is so unsatisfactory.
10. When there is a clear goal and purpose, all unfavorable things and unimportant people will not make waves in the heart.
11. Look at the sky more. What goes wrong today will be gone tomorrow.
12. If the children at home fail to live up to expectations and work outside the home does not go well, criticize them: I am not angry.
13. Let my Mercury retrograde disappear. It can no longer be so bad and let me be happy.
14. Life is too smooth, but you will always experience bad things. Come and go alone, face it alone, and believe that everything can return to the way it was.
15. Why do I suddenly become fragile and sensitive, and my mentality explodes when the smallest thing goes wrong.
16. Every time you experience something bad, you are like a child who will never grow up no matter how many times you experience it.
17. If things go well in this life, I will see the whole country by myself. If things don’t go well, I will get married and have children.
18. When you are worried, think about why you are worried, and you will find that it is not a big deal. If you worry about it, you will worry. If things go well, be grateful; if things don't go well, repent and let go.
19. My wife is in trouble. Why are all the bad things gathered together? Why? Why?
20. Today’s project did not go well, let alone emotions. I can only blame myself for my poor control.
21. I have complained too much recently. I can’t calm down to do things. I feel stressed out when my work is not going well. I want to take a break. I am super dissatisfied with myself. How did I become like this?
22. One thing I have learned is that no matter what the situation is, when things don’t go well, don’t just think about giving up. You must remain patient and communicate to solve the problem.
23. After a difficult day, I am finally going to Wuhan. From being angry in the morning to now, my transfer has not been smooth.
24. Today is not going well, work is not going well, and life is a bit unsatisfactory. Thinking about it, this unsatisfactory situation is not all a matter of luck. It is also half of me who is not serious and thinks too much.
25. I have nothing to do recently and I can get off work early every day. It's just a little uncomfortable, and it will feel better if you talk about it.
26. It doesn’t matter. Whatever goes wrong now will become precious in the future. You still have time and you can work hard, grit your teeth and carry on.
27. There will always be sunny days after cloudy days. Everything that goes wrong will pass. After so many times, there will always be a job of my own. I just don’t know where it is yet. I believe in my efforts. , I believe it is waiting for me.
28. When fate wants us to grow up, it will definitely arrange some unfavorable people or things to stimulate you.
29. With blue sky and white clouds, the mood of not doing things well will be cured.
30. The best way to judge a person’s value is whether you can work hard and persevere when things are not going well.
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