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Lv Zhi was harassed by Hun Khan in his later years. How did she respond?
This is a book that absorbs arrogance, and it left me a legacy. Born in Juze, the lonely prince grew up in the land of cattle and horses in Ye Ping. He has been to the border and hopes to visit China. Your majesty is independent and lives alone. If the two hosts are unhappy, they have nothing to worry about and are willing to have everything. ? The Xiongnu's modu chanyu is a cruel man. He killed his old father, Tou Man Khan, while hunting, and then became an independent Hun Khan. After modu chanyu's management, the national strength of Xiongnu reached its peak.
Morton is not only a vicious man, but also a Xiongnu and a rogue. After Liu Bang's death, modu chanyu saw that the little emperor and Lv Hou in the southern Han Dynasty had become orphans and widows, and the Huns were so fierce.
So modu chanyu couldn't help being snobbish. He went over and wrote a letter to Lv Zhi. Alas, I am so lonely and bored on this boundless grassland. I really want to go to China to play! You Liu Bang died, don't you feel lonely, empty and cold? How can we two lonely souls be happy? Why don't we replace what we have with what we don't have? ?
How can this be considered a proposal? What should be the key in modu chanyu's letter? Willing to have everything, easy to have nothing? , modu chanyu? All of them? What is this? Nothing? What is this?
Modu chanyu is a huns khan, whose territory is the desert and grassland in the north of the han dynasty. It is no secret that Huns covet the Central Plains, and modu chanyu naturally wants to enter the Central Plains.
Modu chanyu said this probably means that the high emperor of the Han Dynasty is dead and the little emperor is young. You can't do it, so give me the Central Plains.
How will Lv Zhi deal with the insult and bullying of modu chanyu? When Gao Da was angry, he called in Prime Minister Ping He, Fan Kuai and Lu Bu. After consultation, he beheaded his messenger and sent troops to attack him. The ancients were very concerned about fame, especially women. If modu chanyu's letter was just to flirt with Lv Zhi, Lv Zhi, as a widow, would never call the DPRK etiquette to discuss the matter even if she was angry again. At most, she will tear up the letter with a red face and curse the lothario.
Fan Kuai said? I wish there were a hundred thousand people, and I want to run amok among the Huns. ? Ask Kibbutz, who said:? Kuang can cut! Before Chen Si rebelled, the Han army was 320,000, and he was a general. At that time, the Huns surrounded Gaudi in Pingcheng, and there was no way out. Song of the world:? Under the city of peace, it is also sincere and bitter. I can't squat without eating for seven days. ? Today, the voice of bad singing continues, and those injured people have just got up, but it is shameful to want to shake the world and talk nonsense with hundreds of thousands of people. Besides, Edie is like an animal. Good words are not enough to make people happy, and bad words are not enough to make people angry. ? Gao Hou said:? Oh, my god ? Fan Kuai was also very angry after reading the letter. But those of us who followed Emperor Gao worked hard to photograph it. Soon, Emperor Gao died. You're just a Xiongnu Khan who dares to write and threaten us?
So Fan Kuai said to Lv Hou:? Let me lead the troops to kill him! ?
Lv Hou pondered for a while and asked Lu Bu, who said? Fan Kuai was killed when Xiongnu soldiers surrounded Emperor Gao, and Fan Kuai couldn't save him. Now my Han family has just stabilized, and the people haven't forgotten the trauma, and Fan Kuai wants to make trouble again. This is not ignoring the safety of the Korean family. Besides, Huns are just uncivilized animals. Whatever he says, you think it's nonsense. There's no need to get angry. ?
Lv Hou finally listened to Lu Bu's advice, and someone made fun of me to show my attraction. I put up with it, so I wrote back to Morton and said, Brother Morton, I am old, my hair and teeth are gone, and I can't walk steadily. Brother, don't listen to nonsense, lest you defile your reputation. There is nothing I can do about it. I'll have someone send you some presents. ?
I am close to you because of offering a horse. After receiving Lv Zhi's reply, Morton's face was a little worried, so he had to write back and apologize to Lv Hou, saying: I don't know Chinese etiquette, which made my sister look embarrassed. Thank you for forgiving me.
Modu chanyu accepted Lv Zhi's gift and gave her a horse, and then the Han Dynasty married the Huns.
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