A cold joke about buses

On a dark night, a woman with long white hair sat in the last row of the last bus. The bus was moving forward, and the driver glanced at the rearview mirror and suddenly found that the woman was gone. He braked quickly and looked carefully. The woman appeared again, and the driver's heart beat faster. After a while, he looked in the rearview mirror and found that the woman was gone again. He quickly braked, only to find that the woman was covered in blood! The driver turned pale with fear and his legs went limp. But I heard the woman say:

"Eldest brother, I have at enmity with you. I tie my shoelaces, you step on the brakes. .........................

This joke is similar to the one you said. Hey hey hey. Just make do with it.