What funny conversations have you encountered while chatting with Taobao customer service?

Once, the customer service sister called me "Dear..." in her reply. Then I told her, don't be like this. My wife will be unhappy when she sees it. Who knows what kind words I can give? (With a righteous face) I didn’t take it seriously. In the evening, my wife came back and used my account to browse Taobao. Unexpectedly, the Taobao customer service girl just sent me a link to the product with the text "Dear, buy this product from us again." It will make our relationship even closer!" Fortunately, my wife is generous and the woman is very understanding, but I was afraid that she would be angry, so I swore in front of her, "I will never buy anything on Taobao again. Jingdong! "I will risk my life for love.