There is a long joke that I can't find.

1, I asked, "Do you know where Yongquan point is?" A colleague said, "Isn't it just feet?" Suddenly, a buddy who was playing with his mobile phone looked up and said, "What the ancients said about' paying back money in a spring' is kicking him? Or splash him with water to wash his feet? " 2. Q: "How do you understand the sentence' wine and meat cross the intestines, Buddha pays attention'?" Answer: "After drinking, go home and take the elevator. Five minutes later, the elevator door opens, and you will magically find' Hey, why are you still on the 1 floor! ! ! 3. I heard two junior high school students say, "Which is better, Cadillac or BMW ... buy one at work." I really want to say, "My uncle thought about it before ... but I still think giants are better ..." ... 4. I am trading stocks in KFC and sitting in front of the computer. A beggar sat next to me and begged me. I gave him a dollar and continued to look at the K line. He didn't leave. Look what I'm doing. After a while, he said calmly, "This stock has passed the middle of Brin." I opened my eyes in surprise and asked him, "Do you know this?" He said: "It is precisely because I understand this that I have today!"