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How to write the humorous horizontal sentence of conjugal love?

1, you don't like me. It's a disease and must be cured. I like you. This is a disease. There is no cure.

If one day I am lucky enough to grow old with you, I want to knock your crutch with my crutch and watch you giggle. You laugh at me like a child.

The happiest thing in the world is that you can't help secretly looking at the person you love, only to find that he is also looking at you.

4. Happiness doesn't need too much warm sunshine or too much sweet words, but I smiled when I walked alone.

In this world, there is no husband and wife who share weal and woe. I once recognized them, experienced them and felt them. Only couples who share happiness.

6. There are only a few shadows left in the world. How can we live together and die differently?

7, once the sea was difficult for water, amber forever. Hurried through the flowers, lazy to look back; This reason is partly because of the ascetic monk, and partly because of who you used to be.

8. It is not husband and wife who can share weal and woe, but husband and wife who can share wealth.