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Classification: education/study/examination >> National College Entrance Examination

Problem description:

My English is so poor now that I can hardly speak it. I can only spare two hours to study English and review other things every day. I am a senior three student now. What should I do with these two hours?

Analysis:

First of all, we should have a correct learning attitude.

1. Study hard and practice hard. There is no shortcut to learning English. If you really want to master English and use it freely, you must work hard. Efforts are a lot of training in listening, speaking, reading and writing, so that all skills can be mastered. Language knowledge should be understood, but it is difficult to master English as a communication tool if you don't make efforts in listening, speaking, reading and writing and only recite isolated words and grammar rules. We should learn English instead of learning about it. Just like learning swimming and ballet, no matter how well you master its theory, you will never learn it without repeated training.

2. Be persistent. Since learning English is a process of practicing kung fu, it is not so easy. Don't be afraid of difficulties, keep learning. Learning is like sailing against the current. If you don't advance, you will retreat. The most taboo is "fishing for three days and drying the net for two days". Need to accumulate over a long period of time, long-term efforts. People are ambitious, and learning is constant.

Second, we should master the correct learning methods.

1. Through the sound. Pronunciation is the first level in learning English. If you don't master the correct pronunciation, you won't dare to read and speak loudly, and the sentences won't be catchy, so it's difficult to carry out the follow-up training. Listen carefully to the teacher's pronunciation and tapes, practice boldly, imitate repeatedly, and correct by comparison. Don't be afraid to make mistakes. It is not a day's work for China students to achieve complete pronunciation correctness. They must have confidence and patience to succeed.

2. Pay attention to the differences between English and Chinese. English and Chinese are two different language systems. For example, short vowels and consonants in English pronunciation, syllables ending in fricative and fricative are not found in Chinese. English has morphological changes, such as noun plural changes and verb tense changes, but Chinese has little. English grammar and sentence structure are also somewhat different from Chinese. Middle school students' Chinese habits are quite solid, which has a certain interference effect on English learning. From the beginning, we should form good habits, do not use Chinese phonetic notation, and do not use Chinese sentences to apply English sentence patterns. Once you get into the habit of thinking in English and have a sense of English through reading a lot, you will gradually reduce the chances of making Chinglish mistakes.

3. Master the law and get twice the result with half the effort. Although there is no shortcut to learning English, mastering the rules of English language can get twice the result with half the effort. For example, it is easy to remember words according to the relationship between pronunciation and spelling, that is, to master the spelling rules, remember words according to the compound relationship between prefix suffix and root or stem, remember words according to the relationship between antonyms, synonyms and homophones, and remember words according to the relationship between words in sentences or language environment. The same is true of learning grammar, and mastering the changes of word forms and sentence patterns is the key to learning grammar. There are many rules, and there are exceptions to all kinds of rules. We should remember them flexibly, not by rote, but by generalizing.

There are many free mp3 and videos on the following 20 English learning websites. You can choose for yourself:

1.24xuexi/article/hy/(24-hour learning network)

2.ywhc/article/Index (English Collection) (including 8000 spoken sentences)

3. English listening resources abstract hjienglish/subject/data/enlisten

4.hjenglish/doc/enlisten/511_1kloc-0/6 (English listening mp3 download)

5.4 English/(Voice of Britain)

6.52 English listening area

7.putclub/ (Pute English Listening)

8.202.114.65.51/fzjx/dmtjx/English/dxyyjd (College English Listening Download)

9.edgeenglish/ (pigeon-loving English)

10.iselong/English/c/16 index (every household in Britain)

1 1.pass-e/sort.php? sortid = 8(Zhenti.com)

12.52en/ (I love English Network)

13.nutshellsoft/ (English essence network)

14.qjj/(Qingjian Boutique Information)

15. meno/engexam/cet/index (MINO learning network)

16. Listening Comprehension of English Band 4 MP3 100 hjienglish/doc/enlisten/51_1017.

17.wxy.studa/ (student examination station)

18.eduxue/kaoshi/English/a/(Education and Learning Network)

19.xy51/article/eng/zszb/STI/(learn from Cheng Wuyou)

20. gooedu/article/en/zhuan4zhuan8/zhidao/(goo learning network)

Attached:

1.aceen/list? UNID = 3398 (highly recommended by 90 foreign English websites)

2.meno/waiyu/ziliao/200507/989 (English learning website super encyclopedia)

3.jasii/abcsite (Encyclopedia of English Learning Websites)

4.bbs.5 1legou/read.php? Tid= 12968 (twenty English learning websites)

5. 1 1de 1/classs . PHP? Classid= 160 (complete collection of foreign language learning websites)

About grammar:

1.pass-e/sort.php? sortid = 26(Zhenti.com)

2.mtingroom/flash/ (College Entrance Examination English Grammar)

3.nutshellsoft/english/oral/ (English Essence Network)

English 6 1/ (Internet)

5.52en/whbm/grammar/index (I love English Network)

6.diandian/grammar/index (Little English-Complete Grammar)

About vocabulary:

1.qjj/(Level 4 vocabulary mp3)

2.iselong/english/0000/521(summary of common prefixes and suffixes of English words)

3.iselong/english/0000/930 (English root dictionary)

About phonetic symbols:

1.blog.hjienglish/delicious/category/2060 (American accent listening and pronunciation tips)

2.det.tjfsu.edu/learning/oral (spoken English learning resources)

3.203.68.17.29/mis/mono/Kevin/eteachweb/kk% ad% b5% BC% d0/kk learning web page.

4.jsxtzx/jzf/Soft_Show? SoftID = 14 1 learning software.

5.ebigear/Resource/324/ (Big Ear English-International Phonetic Alphabet and Phonetics)

6.englishabc/halom508/Sofare/Catalog210/355 (International Phonetic Alphabet Download)

About translation websites:

There are two better multilingual online translation networks:

Icifr. lt98/ Fan Yi (use the left side)

123cha/tran

I will introduce you to a good online translation network of China, Britain, Japan and South Korea. The translation method of this website is: Chinese (or English) is translated into Japanese, and Japanese is translated into Korean.

excite.co.jp/world/korean/

Pure Chinese-Japanese translation can be used:

Translate.adaffiliate/ (online translation between China and Japan)

Provide another message, open it more when you have nothing to do, and there must be a lot of gains, such as opening the first one! ! !

Fyxx/ online

On the translation resources of catchwords;

1.jasii/trans/zych/ (Extraordinary English-the source directory of English translation vocabulary for various professional industries-)

2.mornstars/Article/ShowSpecial? Major = 1 (vocabulary classification summary article list)

3.iselong/chn/index17 (Thousands of Households in the UK-Translation Culture Channel)

New concept English learning website;

1.ebigear/Resource/209/ (video)

2. jqzxzx/Yule/zxsp/200509/310 (video)

3.fli/Article_Show? ArticleID = 1035 (you need to register first -—mp3)

4.aceen/2j? id = 168(MP3)

5 . LZ . qjjj/Article/czyy/dxyy/2005 1 1/Article _ 2005 1 1 19 14 18(MP3)

6. nutshellsoft/ English/New Concept/Index (mp3)

7.pass-e/article.php? articleid=759(mp3)

8.wwenglish/en/pp/nce/index (tutoring)

Some people call English websites the first:

52en/ I love English home page

English House/English House Home Page

League.ysu.edu/yyjlb/article_index English Club Home Page

Wwenglish wangwang English home page

How to learn English, everyone learns in different ways, only you know that your ability to master the language is the best. Here are some websites for learning English. I hope you can make progress every day.

This is definitely a website worth collecting for English learners.

China daily/English /lt/lt_index

Electronic display unit (electronic display unit) Experimental Development Unit (experimental development unit) of domain name (education) of educational institution.

edu/elt/

Subject: This is a comprehensive website for learning English as a second language.

Functions: chat room, grammar explanation, exercises, quizzes, idiom explanation.

Features: In-depth introduction to grammar, listening and communication skills.

Target audience: esl teachers and English learners

* * * North American Edition-Chinese Life English /publish/37 _ 9999. r/r

Theme: Life and Cleanliness? Scratches? Field?

Function: Practical ways to explain English by topic, and language jokes made by non-native English speakers.

Features: flexible and vivid, with many examples.

Target audience: people who teach basic English well.

Wanqian English zu

Iseron

Theme: Rich English learning websites.

Functions: Design professional websites and a lot of useful resources, including grammar, vocabulary, reading, listening, oral English, online English broadcasting, online dictionaries, etc.

Target audience: English learners

Electronic display unit (electronic display unit) Experimental Development Unit (experimental development unit) of domain name (education) of educational institution.

British town

Topic: It is the most in-depth English learning website on the Internet at present.

Function: Excellent grammar explanation, practice and reading materials.

Features: Authentic British English

Target audience: English learners

Learn English at home

Learn English at home/

Subject: This is a comprehensive website for learning English as a second language.

Functions: chat room, grammar explanation, exercises, quizzes, idiom explanation.

Features: In-depth introduction to grammar, listening and communication skills.

Target audience: esl teachers and English learners

English, baby!

British baby/

Subject: This is an American English website for young people to learn and communicate.

Function: different online courses every day, with American pop culture as the theme.

Features: You can learn a lot of American slang and dialects.

Target audience: young people.

English club

English club/

Subject: Rich and complete business English websites.

Functions: grammar explanation, exercises, reference materials, teacher information.

Target audience: esl teachers and English learners

English page

English page/index

Subject: A website for learners and teachers with a good English foundation.

Functions: reading and playing games. Grammatical explanation, discussion, etc.

Features: in-depth explanation of tense usage, new courses are introduced every week, and old courses can be found in the archives.

Target audience: esl teachers and English learners

English area

members.home/englishzone/index

Subject: Non-commercial English learning website

Functions: grammar explanation, practice, idiom explanation, English jokes, reading and writing.

Target audience: English learners

Esl process

Home /ESL flow/ index

Subject: A well-organized English website.

Functions: grammar explanation, spoken English, English conversation, reading, curriculum arrangement.

Features: Explain English grammar concepts through flow charts.

Target audience: esl teachers and English learners

Esl home

Eshaus/

Subject: It has a wide range of contents and a lot of references.

Functions: a large number of vocabulary explanations, course arrangement and reference materials.

Features: The multimedia center can play courses.

Target audience: esl teachers and English learners

esl partyland

Eslpartyland/ default

Theme: self-study and mutual communication

Functions: 75 interactive tests and 15 forums for students to communicate with each other, and teachers can download course materials.

Function: interaction

Target audience: esl teachers and English learners

Esl study room

gwis2.circ.gwu.edu/~gwvcusas/

Subject: esl link page maintained by Christine Meloni, a professor at gee Washington University.

Function: There are links to learn more English.

Target audience: esl teachers and English learners

learn English

Tolearn English

Subject: It is worth seeing because of its extensive content and rich resources.

Functions: chat room, grammar explanation, exercises, quizzes, pictures, forums.

Features: you can get comments after doing the questions, and the teacher can give the questions online.

Target audience: esl teachers and English learners

Linguacenter home page

deil.lang.uiuc.edu/

Topic: including some basic contents of learning English online.

Functions: grammar explanation, practice, interaction 3. Listening training, pen pal communication, teacher reference.

Target audience: esl teachers and English learners

Longman English teaching

Longman -ELT/ index

Topic: Longman English teaching method is familiar to friends at home.

Features: tests, special articles, links, tips.

Target audience: esl teachers and English learners

Language, culture and life

parlo/index

Subject: Language learning website.

Function: Explore language structure and international culture.

Features: Teach you how to learn a language, not just English.

Target audience: esl teachers and English learners

Peak English

Fengfeng English

Subject: online distance English learning website functions: vocabulary, reading, listening (with realaudio), grammar course,

Features: The English taught is aimed at the United States.

Target audience: English learners

Schumacher University

schmooze.hunter.cuny.edu:8888/

Topic: English learning website, where you can have one-on-one or group conversations.

Function: online dictionary, language game, use.

Target audience: English learners

The following is a summary of websites for learning English.

1, search website:

Google is the most powerful search website in the world. In language learning, its functions at least include:

Search the available context of new words, confirm whether a collocation or usage is accurate, and input Chinese and "English" to find possible bilingual introductions, query the translation of literary works, and understand the relevant knowledge of a certain kind of things.

Yahoo Yahoo classified search.

Baidu Baidu search

2. Chinese-English, English-Chinese, English-English and Chinese-English dictionaries:

Iciba/Kingsoft website, you can download some exclusive versions of dictionary software, with various English-Chinese conversions. The number of entries is generally more than one million. It's better to buy software directly, as a standing tool on your desk, and you can also translate it at any time.

Sun Rain/Sun Rain Chinese-English English-Chinese dictionary is rich in content, words can be added, and there is a good forum.

M-w/ Webster's Dictionary, Ying Ying, Webster's Dictionary Family.

Synonym/Dictionary) Comprehensive Dictionary, Synonym/Antonym, Classification, Ying Ying.

Electronic Dictionary of Synonyms in Dico.iscrs.fr/dico/en/search, Ying Ying.

3. Encyclopedia dictionary

Bartleby/reference/ America's largest free online reference website. There are many reference dictionaries, such as Columbia Encyclopedia, Roger's Dictionary, American Traditional Dictionary, Colombian English and American Literature History. Update quickly, rich in content. English

The online encyclopedia is a concise Colombian encyclopedia with more than 50,000 entries. English

Education.yahoo/reference/encyclopedia/index Online Concise Oxford Encyclopedia. English

S9/ Biography/Search Personal Name Dictionary. You can search the profiles of 28,000 world famous people by name, keyword or time. English

Getty.edu/research/tools/vocabulary/tgn/index dictionary of geographical names. English

The newly opened online knowledge database Db66/index.s claims to be the largest Chinese knowledge base on the Internet, with encyclopedias of world knowledge, China cultural relics, music, sports, history and so on. Registration is required.

Xingfusi/fxd/lookup ** Buddhist Dictionary, with detailed introduction and English translation for each entry.

Islamic/Encyclopedia/Index English Encyclopedia.

English dictionary of Christian theology.

Q/The most commonly used questioning websites can find the answers to questions through query classification or post questions.

4. Translation

Bilingual Chinese-English forum, where experts gather, can post questions with high response rate.

Chinatranslate China Translation Network is known as the largest translation professional website in China. Knowledge is comprehensive, but it is slow to update.

Gb.transea/ Machine Instant Translation is suitable for translating websites and paragraphs as a whole, but it is not accurate enough. Suitable for ordinary people.

-trans/ Translator's Club, a personal website, can accept its selected articles and translation forums. Update is slow.

The personal website of jbfeng, a freelance translator, includes translation knowledge and interesting stories in the translation field. Update is slow.

Rahul/lai/panion translator's assistant. English

Free online translation service

Free online translation service. Grammar, reading, teaching and writing.

Wfwok.topcool/grammar's's more detailed grammar course, including exercises, can be downloaded.

There are only seven modules in the writing course for graduate students in Southeast University of Home.nje/ewriting/w/ewriting, which is very helpful to improve reading and writing ability.

The grammar part of edufind/English/grammar/subidx.cfm English online teaching website, 120.

English China/English China, rich in website links, slow to update.

Websterm.edu/writing/writing's is an English writing assistant. Links to various foreign resources.

5. community, listen, say and say

Crazy English Club. English learning methods, tutorials, and all kinds of latest materials.

Hong En/UK/Index Hong En Online. English learning community. Foreign teachers give lectures.

Edu.china/zh_/elearn/second/test/index's's method of improving English listening.

Li Ting/Listening Network, many articles, can be downloaded and listened to, using realplayer.

Listening express/VOA, bbc and nce.

Yyenglish.myrice/pages/data1sheep listening database, please download more when the network is in good condition.

Un/av/ un broadcasting needs to be used when the network is in good condition.

Yahoo! Yahoo Radio, multiple channels. Need the corresponding network speed.

History Channel/Speech/American History Channel Speech requires realplayer.

American rhetoric /speechbank's powerful collection of celebrity speeches (text+recording). Searchable by computer

Library.westmont.edu/bibinst/searchaids/15 English speech practice resources.

Li Lun/Index Cyberwind: Listening to English on the Internet (Excellent)

Listening Express/English Listening Express

6, aging class

360abc/ Expo English

Icansay/ yingsuo, wonderful. I'll tell you.

Language.chinadaily/index China Daily-Language Tips

groups.google/groups? Humor. Funny. Replay English joke newsgroups, all of which are wonderful.

English.chinaschool/main Tian Tian English

Chinese world /Publish/37 _ 9999. R/R * * *- American English Life

Iselong/ Wanqian English family

English/Wangwang English

5ixx/ 5 1xx English data download

7. English test

Specializing in TOEFL, GRE, GMAT, IELTS, ESL 5 1 IELTS.

Esl learning eslweb/

Many downloadable exam materials.

Believe in gter in the world

Toefl upstream VIP. 6 to 23/toptoefl/

Idiot is too stupid/

Test tutor

A good website for studying gre for free (E) No.2

testmagic/

8. English broadcasting

This kind of radio station specializes in providing all kinds of high-quality English.

Webcri.cri:8000/news/expenew China Radio International English Version 210.77.152.231/dianbo china national radio's second program Sunshine English Time, including Everyone speaks English and Elementary American English. Listen online at any time! ! !

The first webcast of Radio/CCTV, at 22: 30 every night in the studio classroom (Monday, Wednesday and Friday); American English Course (II, IV, VI). CCTV's second webcast broadcasts Sunshine English at six o'clock every morning! Shanghai -window/* * * c/ABC/teach/index Life Information Station /home/live.ram Station * * broadcasts from 6: 00 to 7: 00 every morning.

Finally, attach:

Zhidao.baidu/question/8864473 (on listening and speaking)

Zhidao.baidu/question/5338367 (on the cultivation of interest)

Zhidao.baidu/question/4727764 (on the reason)

qx 100/old site/Article _ Print? ArticleID=485 (How to remember English words 1)

Blognew.eduol/user1/zjgxxy/Archives/2006/35753 (How to remember English words 2)

qp.edu.sh/qpoblog/more? Name =% C2% BD% D4% Be% C7% Da&; id = 1560 & amp; Mentid= 1264 (how to remember English word 3)

Special recommendation: big ears/news/2005/11/20/10043c89.

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