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What should I do on my first day at work?

What should I do on my first day at work?

If we have the magic mirror in myths and legends, we will always let people see the most beautiful themselves and amplify their energy a hundred times.

Actually, it's up to you to a great extent. You are the magic mirror, you are the spell.

What did the dance teacher say in Lotus Out of Water? Hold your head up, hold your chest up, and feel the most beautiful?

If there is anything that can be leaked, it is to prepare well for your first day in the workplace (real-time first day), and you will know that this day is full of magical power, and the advantages and disadvantages you showed on this day are so easy to be amplified, even for a long time to come.

It's all little things, like? Hold your head up, chest up and abdomen in? There are also some easy psychological hints, such as? Think you are the most beautiful? It's really not difficult. The key is to remember to do it.

Wearing a suit or not is a question.

I thought I was dressed casually when I reported to the company, as usual. I thought it was a technology company, so don't be too deliberate. In addition, when I was an intern in the company, I found that everyone was very casual, and some even wore jeans to work. I think I should talk to you? Blend in? .

As a result, when I went to report for duty, I found that Wang Shuang, who went to the technical department with me, was dressed in a suit, which made people shine at the moment. I joked with him: the young man is quite handsome! Actually, I feel a little lost.

When I gathered in the administrative department, I saw that most people were like me, and my psychology immediately balanced. Some of them couldn't help laughing at Xiao Wang in their hearts. It's really hard for them to wear so much on a hot day!

However, the training director of the administrative department does not seem to think so. He likes Xiao Wang very much. Xiao Wang was appointed as the team leader. After more than 20 days of training, he really helped the supervisor and did a lot of things for everyone, which was well received. What if? Wang Shuang? Is a brand, visibility and reputation have been greatly improved, and I am still a small brand.

Later, I went to get my salary, and people didn't know what department I was in. I have to say that I joined the company with Wang Shuang, and people understood me.

If time could be turned back

I think I will choose to wear a suit and tie without hesitation. Clothing is actually a signal. First of all, you take coming to work in the company as a very serious matter. Secondly, you are a very polite person; Third, suits make people more energetic and make you easier to be noticed. Applying an aesthetic sentence has a content meaning.

suggestion

On the first day, you'd better dress formally. No matter what others do, you should show your attitude. Formal dress is worth a thousand words.

If you still regard yourself as a student, others will not think of you? colleague

think that year

I'm used to calling teachers when I meet people. I did this during my internship and at work. As a result, on the first day, the supervisor called me over and said that you had opened the page of the employee handbook and stipulated that everyone in the company should be called by their first names. Older people should be called teachers to show respect. Understand?

Yes, I do, but I'm not used to it. How could I? When the boss comes, everyone calls him by his first name, or omits his surname and calls him by his first name. I opened my mouth for a long time, but I didn't call him out.

Colleagues say I am? Children? I didn't mean to blame them, but obviously I didn't put them on the same level. Plus I have a baby face, which looks very small. Many outsiders come to the company and think I am an intern. Whenever this time, colleagues will joke: she is still a child. ?

Because it is? Children? Everyone takes care of me, but the taste of being taken care of is not always so good.

Being taken care of means that you can take no responsibility, which means that you have lost the opportunity to be independent. Without so many opportunities for you, your professional progress will naturally be much less.

If time could be turned back

I will treat them generously as colleagues, and of course I will continue to learn from many people, but I am first and foremost a person who works with them, not a student.

suggestion

First of all, we should adjust our mentality, so we might as well practice it first. Then on the first day, I will give people such a message with practical actions: I joined this team to cooperate with everyone. Such actions include dressing professionally, speaking without coquetry, observing the company's address convention, consulting old colleagues but trying to handle affairs independently. Especially when you practice here and then formally work here, draw a watershed for yourself and others.

Tell others exactly who you are.

think that year

The embarrassment about my name actually started from the first day. My department manager is from the south, so it's awkward to call me by my name, obviously? Paula Tsui? He became a scholar? Paula Tsui? He also took me to the relevant department to meet him, but I didn't correct it in person out of kindness, and the result was the same? Xiao Xu? My career began with your greetings.

Then embarrassing things followed. First, the human resources department asked me if there was any mistake in the file or if there was any previous name, and then the administrative department wrote my name when making the address book. Paula Tsui? Then our switchboard operator told the caller? Sorry, there is only one in our company? Paula Tsui? , no? Paula Tsui, what's more, write my letter at the front desk? There is no such person? Give it back! This is comedy, but this is reality.

I started to make strong corrections, but it was too difficult. The first impression seems hard to change, and it took a month or two to get the result. The most irritating thing is the receptionist. I told her I was? Paula Tsui? She actually rolled her eyes and said, why are you early? Tell me earlier. Cucumber vegetables are getting cold. ? You said to be angry.

If time could be turned back

Correct the slip of the tongue of the department manager immediately and smile sincerely. I don't think the manager will be unhappy. Actually, the receptionist is right. When I made my first mistake, I should clear my name in time. After all, this is my first close contact with colleagues!

suggestion

When you tell someone your name for the first time, you must be accurate. If you manage yourself as a brand, your name is a unique logo. Let others know who you are? . Imagine that even your logo is vague in other people's impressions. How can we attract attention? Your brand value will be greatly reduced.

When we first met, in fact, the other party wanted to get to know you, tell him clearly who you are when others have this need, and help others remember you easily.

Let others know your full name, not just your last name.

Show your professionalism from the beginning.

think that year

To this day, I still remember my first day in the company.

Since this morning, I have reminded myself that I went to work today. Actually, nothing happened on the first day. The director arranged for me to read the information and get familiar with the situation, and then he took several colleagues to a meeting.

It only took me half a day to finish the work assigned to me by the leader. I could have surfed the Internet and made personal phone calls in the company, and there was no one else in the office anyway, but I held back.

Later, colleagues from other offices came to us to copy materials. I politely asked him to register. He seems a little unhappy, but I read the minutes of the general manager's meeting at the beginning of the year and said that all departments should be accounted for separately from this year. Because of a lot of information, he sat down to chat with me and asked me where I graduated, why I came to the company, whether I felt the office conditions were poor, and so on. I answered them one by one, and they were all neutral and didn't say much. Finally, he said, a person is bored, why not chat online? I blurted out: that's not good. You have to look like you have to go to work when you go to work. When' tis once spoken, his eyes flashed and he said nothing more. No matter what others do, I should make demands on myself.

Later, I learned that this seemingly ordinary colleague is the boss of our group. On this day, the copier upstairs was broken, and he wanted to come down to the office and make copies himself.

What's good for me? No, he didn't even say hello to me directly, but from the way he looked at me from behind, I knew he agreed with me. More importantly, I feel at ease.

suggestion

From the beginning, we should consciously set up our own business. There are roughly two directions: one is to continuously improve the professional level, and the other is to cultivate professional quality. The former is easy to be concerned by everyone, and the latter may not be obvious, but it needs a lot of people's attention all the time, which can best reflect a person's moral level and spiritual realm. The highest realm of science is also full of moral significance. I think we should ask ourselves from the first day, start with small things and persevere.

Let's listen to the suggestions of several other friends.

On the first day of work, it's best to find a company chart and company address book, so that you can easily know someone's name (sometimes it's easy to make mistakes just by listening to others), and know which department he belongs to and which aspects need his help. In this way, you can handle some things independently without always asking your leader.

On the first day of work, remember not to be late, and don't make excuses to leave the office early, even if there is nothing assigned to you.

On the first day of work, smile and say hello to every colleague, including the cleaning staff.

On the first day of work, do more and talk less.

On the first day of work, don't be too active, which may embarrass your colleagues. ;