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Not all cowards are turtles.
2. Miss, all who shrink their heads are not necessarily turtles.
This is an era when the weak eat the strong, and the so-called debate between words is just a joke that the strong look on coldly. If you think you are not strong enough, it is natural to pretend to be a grandson. But if you think everyone else is a loser, turn others into real losers.
Since you touched someone else's chest, you should be responsible. Because you can only touch it once if you are not responsible, and you can touch it for a lifetime if you are responsible.
The more roads a person walks when he is young, the happier he will be when he is old. Because he can recall more than others. 6. This is generally the case in the world, so it is mostly men who become Buddhas or demons, while women are entangled in a proverb with long hair and short knowledge.
7. I didn't take advantage of you, and I lost my body.
8. A woman's first time is gone. And men are much luckier, and they will be * * * after washing.
9. She is gentle and looks silly. Easy to cheat. Don't men like to find such a woman as a wife? Those wise women are either mistresses or nuns.
10. The so-called beauty should take flowers as the appearance, birds as the sound, the moon as the god, jade as the bone, ice and snow as the skin, autumn water as the posture and poetry as the heart.
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