Stories about the misuse of idioms can make jokes.

One day, Xiaojun wrote a composition in the classroom: My Home.

Xiaojun wrote: "There are three people in my family, my parents and me. Every morning when we go out, the three of us will ... raise darts, go our separate ways, and arrive at the same destination by different routes at night. " Dad is an architect, pointing at the construction site every day; My mother is a shop assistant and comes to the store every day. I am a student, and I am in a daze in the classroom every day. There are three people in my family with the same rotten tastes, and the whole family lives in harmony. But when my grades are not good, my father also fights with each other and cruelly beats me on the ground, while my mother stands by and never acts bravely. "