Mahjong joke sketch

Lisi

a surname

Scene design:

There is a sign next to a small restaurant that says "homesick restaurant", a table and some bottles of beer.

Script:

Zhangsanshang

Zhang San: How time flies! It's the Mid-Autumn Festival in a blink of an eye. As the days go by, life decreases day by day. What a wonderful life! What a bore! Two words, boring! Three words! What a bore! One day I died. How come? Answer: it's boring!

Li Si is in the opposite direction.

Li si; A person is a stranger in a foreign land, and he misses his relatives twice every festive season, and he knows his brothers sitting together in the distance. One less person plays mahjong! The vast sea of people, who can give me a gun, sentient beings, who can make me play cards.

Zhang and Si met unexpectedly.

Zhang San's: How to get there? Eyes behind your ass!

Lisi: How did you get there? Your eyes are in front of your ass!

Zhang San: (touching his eyes and face) How can you talk! Why are you cursing?

Lisi: I never swear. I don't swear!

Zhang San: You! Hey! Aren't you Li Si!

Li Si: (Look at Zhang San carefully, then hold Zhang San's hand tightly and ask in a trembling voice) Are you Zhang San?

Zhang San: Yes! I am Zhang San!

Lisi: Third brother! We haven't seen each other for nearly three years!

Zhang San: Yes! Every day when we are apart, I draw a bar on the wall. Up to now, it's exactly one thousand and one nights.

Lisi: Yes! I didn't miss a night of the thousand and one nights. I was just thinking, why don't you die!

Zhang San: I have long wanted to die! But when I think about it, you still have the face to live like this. What did I die for? Tell me how I met you! I don't know! The ancients had four happy events: a long drought meets nectar, an old friend is met in another country, and the wedding ceremony is the best in China! But I was lucky to finally meet an old friend in another country, and I was still a rival in love. Oh, dear! What a great idea.

People! I can't even drink water on my back. It's not good to see anyone. You have to see him. (pointing to Zhang San)

Zhang San: Old four! There is no way to meet anyone, which means destiny takes a hand. Let's go! Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival. Let's have a drink!