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The double yellow egg of Condor 43

Chapter 43

Ouyang Ke is not bad at archery, but Guo Jing is better. Naturally, Guo Jing won.

Huang Lian chose a red peach and chewed it. Now peaches are crisp and sweet. Huang Lian said she was happy.

However, Huang Lian ate happily, but some people were unhappy. It's one thing to really want to get married, and it's another to lose to others.

Ouyang Ke is a man with a high heart, plus he really looks down on such a silly boy as Guo Jing. This time, he lost, and he was really much more serious.

Huang Lian ate the peach, dried his hands and said, "The second question is guessing."

However, Huang Rong stared at Huang Lian. To tell the truth, she also knows that Guo Jing is not as wise as Ouyang Ke. If his brother makes riddles, even Guo Jing will lose.

Unless ... Huang Rong thought for a moment, his brother seems to have a good relationship with Ouyang Ke. Potatoes ... but after seeing his brother, he clearly promised himself.

Huang Lian promised Huang Rong, but he didn't really want Guo Jing to win, because he wanted to lead the story of Jiuyin Zhen Jing with Guo Jing. "What's the name of the person who farted before he died?"

Huang glanced at his son, and he didn't expect his stupid son to come up with any good ideas.

Ouyang Feng canthus twitched. Will his nephew be led astray? Huang Can bitter son how so vulgar?

Only Hong Qigong patted the wine gourd and said with a smile, "Huang Laoxie, you gave birth to a good son."

Ouyang Ke shook his fan and looked into Huang Lian's eyes, as if to see through Huang Lian's plan. He smiled extraordinarily smartly.

Guo Jing scratched his head and asked, "Why do people fart before they die?"

"Because he wants to fart." No matter what others think, Huang Lian snorted. "Guess."

Huang Rong bit his lip, looked at Guo Jing anxiously, pulled Huang Lian's sleeve and asked in a low voice, "Brother, what's the matter?"

"There is no back door." Huang Lian smiled and said.

Ouyang Ke heard that, a look at the Huang Lian. Huang Lian always thought that Ouyang Ke was too obscene, because he was looking at his ass position, so he twisted and changed his posture. "guess quickly."

"I don't know." Ouyang Ke said brightly.

Huang Lian smiled, raised his eyebrows and despised Ouyang Ke with his eyes.

Guo Jing looked at Hong Qigong, and Hong Qigong took a sip of wine and said, "Little face, can't you say something to me?"

"I can't." Huang Lian shook his finger. "guess quickly."

I don't know. Guo jingyou scratched his head and replied, "why did you fart before you died?"

Huang Lian doesn't even have the nature of the answer. "Well, this game is even. Let's ask a question. "

Huang didn't say much. He pulled out a book between the lines and said, "This book was written by my humble friend in those days, and she gave it with all her heart. Now, please two good nephews read aloud at the same time, and then recite. Whoever recites much and well, I will betroth my daughter to him. "

Huang has replaced Zhu mussel with Jiuyin, but Huang Rong doesn't know about it. How could Ouyang Feng not show it to Ouyang Ke? Huang Shiyou chose Ouyang Ke. He knew that his daughter had played a trick in the first competition, so he made this move.

Huang Lian knew, but didn't say much. After all, even if Ouyang Ke wins, it will be a draw at most. What's more, Huang Lian knew that Guo Jing had memorized the Nine-Yin Sutra and could not lose.

Huang paused and saw Hong Qigong smiling slightly beside him. He added: "It is said that my nephew won another game, but this book is closely related to his brother's life, so my humble Jing died. Now I silently wish her to choose a son-in-law in the spirit of heaven and wish that good nephew win. " This is a comfort to Hong Qigong.

Hong Qigong was more than I could bear, drink a way, "Huang Laoxie, who listen to your nonsense? You know I'm a fool and can't read poetry, but you come to test his endorsement and move the dead woman out to scare people. How shameless! " He waved his big sleeves and turned away.

Although Huang admired Hong Qigong, he was also a proud man. Besides, the dead woman made Huang even angrier. How could he hold back at this moment and sneer: "Brother Qi, you have to study for a few more years before you can show off your prestige in Peach Blossom Island."

Hong Qigong stopped, turned around, raised his eyebrows and said, "What's the matter? Talk about fighting? You want to detain me? "

Huang glanced at Hong Qigong and said, "You don't know the five-element method. You can't leave the island without my permission. "

Hong Qigong said angrily, "I set fire to your smelly flowers and trees."

Huang raised his eyebrows and said, "Burn it if you can."

Huang Lian watched. The two of them said that the quarrel was more like a quarrel between friends, and said, "Qi Gong, even if Guo Jing lost this game, it would only be a draw at most. Besides, didn't you see what dad told them to carry? "

No one knows better what "Nine Yin Zhen Jing" is. At first, they fought for the Bible, and Wang Zhongyang finally got it.

Huang glanced at Hong Qigong and Ouyang Feng and said, "I am such a prostitute, and I will never let another person go for nothing. Even if I lose, I can ask to learn a stunt of Peach Blossom Island. "

Hearing this, Hong Qigong glanced at the booklet again, and it was the Nine Yin True Classics. I heard that he could learn a stunt, and his heart beat. He demanded, "After this incident, Huang Laoxie, you can't blame him for Guo Jing's manslaughter of Chen Xuanfeng."

At Guo Jing, Huang readily agreed. After all, Guo Jing is not the only one who has offended him now. If he doesn't pursue this matter, he will pursue other things. There is no need to ruin his relationship with Hong Qigong for such a character.

Ouyang Feng knew it early, because he already understood it, so he was not excited, and he also saw the meaning of Huang from here. It seems that Huang also despises that silly boy.

If you don't know Guo Jing's adventure, Huang Lian must have thought that Ouyang Ke would win. Now he can only sigh that he loves the leading role, and sure enough, the supporting role has no benefits.

Huang opened the home page with a book in his hand. The words in the book are written in regular script, and the handwriting is very beautiful. The fruit was written by a woman. After a while, the two men finished reading and turned over a page.

Huang Rong looked at Guo Jing nervously. Hong Qigong walked up to Huang Lian and asked in a low voice, "What's the answer?"

"Absolutely." Huang Lian blinked and saw that his father didn't ask questions, but there was curiosity in his eyes, so he answered in a low voice.

"Absolutely?" Hong Qigong didn't respond at the moment.

Ouyang Ke, who should have endorsed, laughed, looked at Huang Lian's face and smiled a few times before continuing to endorse.

Ouyang Feng also laughed: Huang Shi took it in one hand and hit his son on the head in the other. "Naughty."

Hong Qigong this just the reaction come over, patting the belly to laugh. "It's sound, isn't it?"

Huang Rong listened to the sad face disappeared, and at that time smiled like a flower.

Just now, Guo Jing didn't seem to understand. Looking at the scriptures, he was sweating profusely.

Huang scolded in a low voice, "What are you thinking about every day?" Although reprimanded, he smiled.

"Dad, think about it. Before you die, you will realize a unique sound, and poof, people will disappear. " Huang Lian shook his head and explained, "By the way, Dad, I'll tell you a joke."

"joke?" If you are an ordinary parent, you will feel that your son's remarks are vulgar, and it's hard to argue a few words, but Huang is a bit boring. Even those words of blame just now are directed at Ouyang Feng and them.

Huang has two tasks at once, listening to his son's nonsense, and he can take the time to turn over the books.

"It's horrible in front, funny in the middle and tragic at the end." Huang Lian has a serious face, and Ouyang Ke pretends not to be serious. His eyes have been glancing at Huang Lian, and he is obviously more interested in Huang Lian's jokes than endorsement.

"Brother, why is there so much emotion in a story?" Huang Rong was obviously attracted by Huang Lian and asked.

"You will know when I tell you." Huang Lian sold a lock.

"Say it quickly." Huang knocked Huang Lian's head again.

Huang looked at Huang with grievance. "Dad, you knocked me silly." Say that finish, he covered his head and moved to one side. "Once upon a time there was a ghost." Huang Lian's voice is very low, with a sepulchral flavor.

Ouyang Feng also moved to Huang Lian's side.

"He farted." Huang Lian suddenly raised his voice and said.

"Then he died." This time, the voice was flat and weak. Everyone didn't react. He said, "It's time. How is your endorsement? "

Ouyang Feng and Hong Qigong suddenly felt that their throats were jammed and they couldn't get out. Huang knows his son best. He knows it's time to be funny, so it's nothing.

Huang Rong blinked, let out a cry and began to pinch Huang Lian's arm. "Smelly brother."

"recite it." Huang took the book and said, "Who will come first?"

Ouyang Ke has read this passage, and Huang said before handing it over to Ouyang Feng that the back of this passage is incomplete, even upside down. After all, Feng Heng doesn't know martial arts, and he is tenacious and can recite.

Ouyang Feng compared with Huang's handwriting and agreed. Ouyang Ke's back is really a piece of cake at this time.

"jing elder brother will recite first." Huang Rong don't know these insider, just think it's better to go back first, after all, while the memory is just right.

"Brother Guo, please." Ouyang Ke see Huang Rong openings, also don't care, take the initiative to say.

Guo Jing doesn't remember at all. He just feels like what Zhou Dage told him to recite. Now he has no choice but to recite what Zhou taught him.

Huang Lian knows the truth, so it's not convenient to say at this time. She simply walked beside Huang and got closer to him, grabbing Huang's sleeve.

Huang Shiyou didn't know Huang Lian's worry, so he reached out and touched Huang Lian's head.

These Guo Jing knew it by heart long ago, and at this time, they also knew it by heart, without any pause.

Huang listened to the scriptures he recited, almost ten times more than those written in the picture book, and every sentence was logical and really like the original. When he is nervous, he feels in a cold sweat. "Did my late wife really appear, thought of the scriptures of the underworld and passed them on to this young man?"

Just listen to Guo Jing recite like flowing water. I thought it was true. I looked up at the sky with tears in my eyes and murmured, "Ah Heng, Ah Heng, you are so affectionate to me. Why don't you let me see you? I'll give you a blowjob at night, do you hear me? "

Others didn't hear what Huang said, only Huang Lian, who was standing beside him, could hear clearly, and his heart was tied and tied, like a heart intertwined. The hand holding the yellow sleeve could not help but push hard, and the veins stood out.

Another hand holding his chest, Ouyang Ke has been paying attention to the situation here. When he saw this situation, he couldn't help shouting, "Huang Lian, why are you vomiting blood?"

Huang Lian looked up and looked at Ouyang Ke doubtfully. His blood came out of his mouth. He licked his lips and said with a smile, "Are you going to lose, still so dizzy?"