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Why does my boyfriend have no desire to live anymore?

I believe that the word "desire to live" is a relatively offensive term for many male friends. So what kind of boy can be called a desire to live?

A boyfriend who has a strong desire to survive will always answer his girlfriend’s questions with answers that are very consistent with his girlfriend’s imagination. He can “draw inferences from one instance” and make his girlfriend’s mood suddenly change from a gloomy one. It's sunny, but in reality many boyfriends have no desire to live. So how do boyfriends who don't have the desire to live answer their girlfriend's questions?

@你做了了

This is a sentence that men often say. When shopping with a girlfriend, the girl sees a piece of clothing and feels that it suits her very well, so she asks her boyfriend to wear it. I want to hear my boyfriend’s thoughts, but for boyfriends who have no desire to live, they will say: It’s okay if you see it, you can do whatever you want, these words, then my girlfriend will be unhappy, if I do whatever I want La, then why am I dragging you shopping?

Also, when passing by several stores, your girlfriend really wants to eat, so she will ask for your opinion and let you choose. You can do whatever you want at this time. This is not a suicide attempt. What's the rhythm? If I choose it myself, why would I drag you here? This is the girl's inner thought.

@不说

Just like in your daily life, as we all know, girls have always been particularly concerned about their weight. Generally, there will be a scale in the home to measure themselves all the time. weight. If your girlfriend checks her weight and tells you happily that she has lost one kilogram, for a man who has no desire to live, he will definitely answer: Nothing, no, it’s only one kilogram. For those who have no desire to live, it’s because you don’t wear makeup. This is obviously a way of seeking death. There are many things that I won’t list one by one.

@无码不了Why is my girlfriend angry?

Although many people say that most boys don’t know when a girl is angry, but if your girlfriend has already shown it, you are still stupid. If you stupidly pretend not to know and keep talking about your own affairs, then your desire for survival will really fly away.

A few days ago, a friend complained that his girlfriend was always angry and always got angry for no reason. After learning about it later, I felt that he deserved it. He always likes to squeeze on his girlfriend and compare his girlfriend with other girls. In the end, he doesn't know that his girlfriend is angry. He really doesn't know where his desire for survival lies?

@Menstrual Period Chaotic Conflict

When a girl’s menstrual period comes, the general physical discomfort will cause an unhappy mood. During the menstrual period, girls will say anything. That's right, don't contradict your girlfriend's ideas. The most important point is that during the menstrual period, do not say to your girlfriend: "Drink more hot water." When you say this, you have successfully lost your desire to live.

The above is the editor’s summary of male friends who have no desire to live. If you have them all, then you have to be careful. I hope that every pair of lovers will eventually get married.