Humorous witticisms

Humorous and handsome witticisms are as follows:

1. Look at your beautiful eyes, red lips and white teeth. You are really a dragon and phoenix among people!

2, a pair of eyes shot at the cold star, and two curved eyebrows were picturesque.

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

Don't underestimate your brother, he is an insecticide.

I know you must be handsome and miserable. Many girls are waiting in line to catch up with you. You don't know who you are with. It's really hard for you.

6. I looked in the mirror carefully again, and I was really relieved of my appearance. I really can't find out what's wrong with it.

7, smooth white face, angular; The thick eyebrows are slightly raised rebelliously, and under the long curly eyelashes, the deep ice eyes look wild and sexy.

8. You always have a good grasp of trends.

9. Ying Ting's nose, pink lips like rose petals, three-dimensional facial features, handsome as a knife. The whole person exudes a majestic king's breath, and the evil-evil beautiful face is now wearing a bohemian smile.

10, the sign of an ugly man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness, and the sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live humble for his handsome, so I am still living for my handsome.