Friends WeChat group share funny homophonic jokes.

Friends WeChat group share funny homophonic jokes (I) 1. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

2. A Japanese came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."

Do you like the lady's style or my epilepsy?

We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, and we can't let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

The little animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

6. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted: Master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

7. Job's tears do things like Job's tears, while Ding Xiao does things like tinkling.

8. You said that girls with risorius laugh naturally. Do girls with Android phones get stuck when they laugh?

I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.

10. Both shrimp and mussel got 100 points. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What's so great about you?"

1 1. My uncle cut off his head and became fierce because he became a vulture.

12. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

13. I washed some dates today, which were originally packed together, but they were scattered after washing. Did you hear that? They dispersed a long time ago.

14. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.

15. Deer can never take pictures of rabbits. Deer make rabbits jump. You are too short. The rabbit is crying. I am not short. I don't love it at all.

16. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone." (angry)

17. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. Let's stop eating meat.

18. You seem to have gained weight. It's okay. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

19. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

20. If Huang Ting can't find it, go-ah.

Friends WeChat group share funny homophonic jokes (2) 2 1. Once upon a time, there was a little duck, very short, named mud duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

22. I am from BearBiscuit. One day, I accidentally fell from the upstairs. Then, I collapsed. Good Night!

23. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.

24. Girls who love to laugh can't be bad. Why are they so happy?

25. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

26. If Cai Yuan doesn't pay, go to Huang Ting to pick it up.

27. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

I don't care. What do you care? Italy?

29. Grandma's doorknob is very thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."

3 1. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is mud.

32. It's 36 degrees hot today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

33. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

34. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.

35. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

36. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.

37. You were admitted to Tsinghua, he was admitted to Peking University, and I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, fragrant and sweet baked sweet potato.

38. You haven't even tasted me. What are you tasting? Pinru?

39. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We should fight hard.

40. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?