English joke: Nice to meet you.

During the second world war

Many young women in Britain serve in the army. Joan Phillips is one of them. She works in a big camp.

Of course, I also met many men.

Officers and soldiers.

One night, she met Captain Humphries at a dance. He said to her

I will go abroad tomorrow.

But if we can write to each other, I will be very happy. Joan agreed.

They wrote for months.

Then his letter stopped.

But she received a letter from another police officer.

Tell her that he was injured and lived in a military hospital in England.

Joan went there and said to the head nurse

I'm going to visit Captain Humphries.

Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here.

The head nurse said.

oh

It doesn't matter; You're welcome.

Joan replied. I am his sister.

I'm glad to meet you.

The head nurse said

I'm his mother! In World War II, many young women served in military camps. Joan Phillips is one of them. She works in a big military camp, and of course she knows many men, including officers and soldiers.

One night, she met officer Humphries at the dance. He told her that I would go abroad tomorrow, but I would be very happy if we could write to each other. Joan agreed, and they have kept in touch with each other for months.

Later, he never wrote again. She received a letter from another officer, telling her that he was injured and lived in a military hospital in England.

When Joan arrived at the hospital, she said to the head nurse, I'm here to see officer Humphries.

Only relatives can visit patients here. The head nurse said.

Oh, yes, Joan said, I'm his sister.

"Nice to meet you," said the head nurse. I'm his mother.