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Top combine interesting things

Don't say that upstairs. This is also a problem for top combine harvesters.

Ma Xueyang fell asleep on his head!

This team, dubbed by the angels as the "embarrassing group", was polite and lovable, but when the five of them gathered in the dressing room, the reporters were still in a hurry. It is difficult to finish makeup and location shooting. We can grab one or several of them and start digging others, but we always feel that something is hovering around us ... It turns out that our beloved captain "Yuanfang" (the four nicknames of birds) is worried about being exposed too much and has been dancing his favorite "mechanical dance" behind Xiaoji. ...

Bird: "The most interesting thing happened in Yang Xue while training in North Korea! When we left the gym after exercise, Ma Xueyang disappeared. We just watched and watched and told him not to say anything. Later, I found him lying on the fitness equipment and falling asleep! "

Ma Xueyang: "Ah ... I'm ashamed to say that my health is almost the same as theirs. But I slept really funny that time. Originally, the equipment was used to practice balance. I was lying on it, and my hand was still pressing the balance control button. As a result, when they found me, I slept upside down on it ... "

Liu Zhoucheng: "Another time, when we came home from a dance, everyone got on the bus and found that half of Yang Xue's socks were red! It turned out that he had worn his feet while practicing dancing, but his feet were already unconscious and he didn't know the pain at all. "

Ma Xueyang: "Li Mao once had it! At that time, we practiced turning around. The teacher asked us to turn around again and again. He turned more than 200 times in a row and then went straight to the toilet to vomit. "

Li Mao: "Yes, I thought the teacher would let me have a rest when I came back from vomiting, but I didn't expect him to say' Continue' only in Korean. The way teachers punish us is also very special. One way is for everyone to fix the punished person on the wall and then tickle him. Another way is to let people stretch the back of their hands straight up, and then hit their fingers with a drum stick, which is hard and super painful! " I squeezed my fingers unconsciously, and my expression was lingering.

Halfway through the filming, Li Mao began to fiddle with his precious sunglasses and walked beside him. "Brother Mao" (Li Mao's nickname for the three people outside the bird) said with grievances, while twisting the screw on the side of the sunglasses with his fingers: "My sunglasses are broken ..." Seeing his lost expression, he quickly comforted: "Nothing, it should be repaired by a professional screwdriver in the optical shop." It was not until the film was finished that the editor revealed the secret in one sentence: "Why is Li Mao wearing sunglasses in every photo?"

Ma Xueyang: "Li Mao has a very classic joke in North Korea! His Korean name is pronounced "Mu Yi". When we were filming the MV, a little girl asked him what his English name was. He proudly answered her "Mu Yi" in Korean, and the little girl shouted "Oh, no, no! Oh, my god. Turned and ran away. Later, we learned that "Mu Yi" means "aunt" in North Korea. Ha ha ha ... "

Liu Zhoucheng: "Yes, yes, yes! The child must have been scared away. It is estimated that she has never seen such a handsome' aunt'! We often use this passage, and later he changed his name to' Li Mu' and finally stopped being an aunt. " (Mao glanced at Li and smiled bitterly. )

Li Mao: "Chef Ma's cooking is delicious. Oh, it's Ma Xueyang. He brought a lot of hot pot ingredients from Chengdu to Korea, and then made us spicy noodles. I always grab the most. We didn't go back for the Spring Festival last year. He also cooked hot pot for us. While eating hot pot, he watched CCTV's Spring Festival Gala. It feels like spending a holiday at home. Of course he called home. "

Bird lost weight and fainted from hunger.

Among the four fast men, the biggest change is the captain "far"! It's not easy to sharpen a round face! But the other three seem dissatisfied with his figure. When talking about Bird's figure, all three asked Xiaoji in a surprised tone: "Do you think he is thin now?" Scared Xiaoji almost gave up the bank card password. No wonder Bird, who has lost 26 pounds, said he would continue to lose weight.

Li Mao: "I've been missing for a long time! Once we went back to the dormitory after training, but we couldn't find Bird. Later, we found him in a restaurant outside the dormitory. I saw him eating roast chicken alone there and writing something on the paper. "

Bird: "I have a habit. I like to eat like crazy when I'm in a bad mood, and I also like to write casually ... "

Li Mao: "He only eats one meal a day to lose weight, and he can't eat it at night. Seeing him eating roast chicken that day seemed like revenge! "

Ma Xueyang: "Yes, sometimes when we make snacks, he can only stand by and watch. I can't wait to give him some. I feel sorry for him, hehe ... but he insisted, and then he lost a little weight. Although many delicious foods have not been eaten, I am relieved to see the results! "

Bird: "when it comes to losing weight, I always thought I was in good health." I never thought I would faint from hunger. Once they were having supper, I watched it outside, smelled the fragrance, and somehow passed out. Actually, I'm not the only one who likes it, and Li Mao can eat it! I often see him carrying a lot of high-fat and high-calorie snacks into the room at night, and seeing a pile of leftovers in the morning, he is still not fat. Ah ... "

Liu Zhoucheng: "Hehe, Li Mao can really eat, but he is still the best figure among us. Sometimes when I see him eating there, I feel, hey ... "

Xiaomei: Liu Zhoucheng Xiaomei is actually a man!

During the filming, Xiaoji was suddenly hit by a light. Looking down the light, it turns out that Xiaomei and Yang Xue are standing in the sun, holding a retro mirror the size of a face, looking around. It turns out that this invincible and gorgeous mirror, one for each of them, was given by the stylist when shooting MV in Korea. "The stylist saw that we always looked in the mirror, so he gave each of us one." Xiaomei said proudly, holding up the mirror.

Bird: "Xiaomei is the most subverted image I think after deep friendship!" I always thought he should be the kind of person who is quiet and seldom talks. But I didn't expect him to be a man He is actually very individual, strong and frank. If he is rain, ice or water on the stage, life should be fire. Everyone was puzzled by his appearance! When I saw him singing love songs with tears in his eyes, I thought, Wow, that's the sad prince, that cold-faced prince. "

Liu Zhoucheng: "Hehe ... the bird is very gentle, because he is the captain, so many times he will ask us to do something together, but he is very quiet, and sometimes I will help shout."

Ma Xueyang: "He (Liu Zhoucheng) is the earliest person to get up every day. He needs to do more preparations, do his hair or something. But his personality is really different and his voice is quite magnetic. He often wakes us up in his Cantonese and Mandarin, and the movements should be done well. "

Li Mao: "Bird is the captain, he is the oldest, haha ... He said he is our half nanny. Once Yang Xue lost his ID card, we almost failed to get on the plane, so now we all give our ID cards to distant places for safekeeping. "