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A joke about circumcision

When Mr. C went to the hospital for circumcision and shaving (pubic hair should be shaved before circumcision), he was a beautiful nurse, an adult man with a mouthful of blood. Seeing beautiful mm holding his things, his mind is crooked, of course, and his brain is crooked. The penis rubbed and stood up. It is a normal physiological reaction to stand up when making this kind of preoperative preparation, but Mr. C finally ejaculated, leaving the nurse's hands covered with clothes. The nurse trembled with anger and said to herself & Quot See what I can do for you & quot.

After the operation, Mr. C was hospitalized. The next day, nurse mm went to Mr. C's bed, pulled up the nurse's skirt to show her thighs and underwear, and said, Do you think these underwear look good? When C Jun saw it, his blood was boiling and he only listened to the following &; Pop a few times, damn it, the line is broken. ....

I had to push the operating room to sew again, which was very painful ... The next day, nurse mm came again, stood in front of Mr. C's bed, unbuttoned two buttons, and it was rough? Go out and say to Mr. C:&; Quot Look at her figure. & quot, & ampQuot pa pa & Quotc, There's a series of noises coming from under you, and the line has exploded again. ....

On the night of finishing the third suture, nurse mm came to C's bed with two beautiful female colleagues. ......

As for what happened, it is not clear. In a word, Mr. C stayed in the hospital for more than a month. It is said that the penis is no longer sewn with needles.