Ask for two or three long jokes! ! !

Chinese in primary schools is really difficult.

A topic requires connecting the following four sentences with related words:

1, sister Zhang Haidi is paralyzed;

2. Sister Zhang Haidi studied tenaciously;

3. Sister Zhang Haidi learned a lot of foreign languages;

4. Sister Zhang Haidi studied acupuncture.

The correct answer should be: Sister Zhang Haidi is paralyzed, but she studies doggedly, not only learning many foreign languages, but also learning acupuncture.

As a result, one child wrote: Sister Zhang Haidi was paralyzed despite her tenacious study of acupuncture and many foreign languages.

Found n more fierce children wrote:

Sister Zhang Haidi not only learned a foreign language, but also learned acupuncture. She studied so doggedly that she was finally paralyzed!

* Sister Zhang Haidi is paralyzed, because she studies hard, not only learning a lot of foreign languages, but also learning acupuncture!

* Sister Zhang Haidi studied very hard, not only learned a lot of foreign languages and acupuncture, but also learned paralysis at last!

* Sister Zhang Haidi learned a lot of foreign languages and acupuncture, and was paralyzed by tenacious study!

Sister Zhang Haidi learned a lot of foreign languages and acupuncture through tenacious study, and as a result, she paralyzed herself according to a foreign language version of acupuncture book!

There are two brothers. Their family lives on the 80th floor. One day, when they came home from a trip, the power went out in Eureka Tower! Although they are all carrying big bags and small bags, there seems to be no other choice, so my brother said to him, let's climb the stairs! So they began to climb the stairs with two big bags of luggage on their backs. When they climbed to the 20th floor, they began to get tired. My brother said, "The bag is too heavy. How's this? Let's put it here first and take the elevator to get it when the phone comes in. " So, they put their luggage on the 20th floor, which was much easier and they continued to climb.

They climbed up talking and laughing, but it didn't take long. By the 40th floor, they were really tired. Thinking that they were only halfway up, the two began to blame each other, accusing each other of not paying attention to the notice of power failure in the building, which would end up like this. They climbed and climbed, so they climbed all the way to the 60th floor. By the 60th floor, they were too tired to quarrel. The younger brother said to his brother, "Let's stop arguing and finish climbing it." So they continued to climb the stairs silently and finally reached the 80 th floor! The two brothers came to the door excitedly and found that the key had been left in the bag on the 20th floor.

There is an American, a German, a Japanese and a China on a plane.

Halfway through, the plane suddenly ran out of gas, and the captain announced that someone had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight.

So the American showed his personal heroism and went to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the United States and other countries! ! Then I jumped!

The plane continued to fly. .....

At this time, the captain announced: the weight is still too heavy, and one person has to jump!

So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! ! Jumped down, too

The plane continued to fly. .....

At this time, the captain announced: no, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump!

China glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane.

The Japanese quickly came over and held China's hand tightly: Good brother, I won't forget you!

The people of China shouted: Long live the people and country of China! !

Then I kicked the Japanese down with one foot! ! ....