What is an 800-word joke composition?

Put the phone down, zhu county magistrate to succumb to his excitement. In fact, primary school students are all cadres of provincial offices now, and they also say that they will come to this place. County magistrate Zhu began to pay attention to government affairs and engage in greening, just waiting for his old classmates to come. Hello, Director Li, when are you free to come to our small county? Huh? Visiting you is just a joke.