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How should a humorous person choose a topic?
I remember doing a math problem once. I was too lazy to think about it and asked my uncle. My uncle looked at it and said, "If you use your brain carefully, you can find the answer." I said coquetry: "I thought for a long time and didn't come up with it." Uncle, just tell me how to calculate it! " "My uncle said unhurriedly," Don't worry, I'll tell you a joke: Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to be a famous artist, but he didn't study hard or study hard. I heard that an old gentleman was knowledgeable, so I tried my best to invite him home and said respectfully, "Please do it, sir, and I'll buy a collar pad." The old man inexplicably asked, "What are you doing buying a summer mat?" "As the saying goes, it is better to study for ten years than to listen to you. I bought a cushion to wrap up what you said. Isn't it better than studying for ten years? " I am ashamed to hear this joke. My uncle asked again, "Do you need me to explain?" "No need, uncle." I said with a red face. I hurried back to my room and buried myself in this problem. From then on, I will think hard when I encounter problems that I can't solve. If I really can't, let my parents remind me. Although my uncle only told me a joke, it made me understand the truth of studying hard and studying hard.
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