4 funny jokes don't be cold.

1. There is a new male colleague in the company. At first glance, he is an honest man. He was obviously nervous when he introduced himself!

The male colleague introduced himself: "Da ... this ... hello, everyone, I ... my surname is Gou, and I am naked."

When I was young, I liked drinking and driving. Once, I came home and met xxx checking the car. Just as he secretly called unlucky to get off the bus for inspection, xxx received a phone call, holding a mobile phone, bossing around and talking endlessly. As soon as he saw the opportunity, he quietly returned to the car and drove home in a hurry while xxx was on the phone unprepared. The next day, someone knocked at his door. It was yesterday's xxx. Now that his wine is awake, he naturally asks xxx confidently, "What are you doing here? What can I do for you? " Xxx said, "I have already driven your car to the door. Now, can you give me my police car back? "

3. I'm Chen Atu.

Chen Atu, a farmer in Taiwan Province Province, has never been far away. After saving money for half my life, I finally joined a tour group and went abroad.

Everything abroad is very fresh. The key point is that Chen Atu joined a luxury group and lived in a standard room. This makes him novel.

In the morning, when the waiter knocked on the door to deliver breakfast, he shouted, "Good morning, sir!" "

Chen Atu froze. What does this mean? In my hometown, strangers usually ask, "What's your name?"

So Chen Atu shouted, "My name is Chen Atu!"

If so, for three days in a row, it was the waiter who knocked at the door and said "Good morning, sir" every day, and Chen Atu also replied loudly: "My name is Chen Atu!"

But he was very angry. This waiter is so stupid that he asks his name every day and tells him that he can't remember. Very annoying. Finally, he couldn't help asking the tour guide, "Good morning, sir!" " What do you mean? The tour guide told him, oh, my God! ! That's a real pity.

Chen Atu practiced saying "Good morning, sir!" This word allows you to deal with waiters with dignity.

Another morning, the waiter knocked at the door as usual. As soon as the door opened, Chen Atu shouted, "Good morning, sir!"

At the same time, the waiter shouted, "I'm Chen Atu!"

This story tells us that interpersonal communication is often a contest between willpower and willpower. Either you influence him or he influences you. If we want to succeed, we must cultivate our own influence. Only those with great influence can become the strongest.

One day, the greedy dog jumped on the dining table looking for food and found a roast chicken. Just as he was about to eat, the host suddenly shouted, I will do whatever you dare to do to that chicken! So the puppy licked the chicken fart.