Funny joke: How can I catch a woman's heart?

1. When introducing new friends to your girlfriend, please hug her waist instead of standing by and pointing with your fingers. 2. When you meet a beautiful woman in the street, you can stare for no more than 5 seconds and quickly point out the fly in the ointment compared with her. If she has done something wrong, she is already very sad. Please take the initiative to bear the responsibility you should or should not bear. A man who listens to his girlfriend is sure to succeed, so you should listen to her. She can bully you, but you must never bully her, because although she bullies you, the first thing she thinks of every time something good happens is you! 6. If she cries at you, you should try your best to coax her until she smiles through tears! 7. Post her photo in your wallet, mobile phone ... all the places you often see. 8. Never leave her for more than ten days. 9. In front of her friends, I hope you can show that you love her more and are more nervous about her than usual. 10. Being a big man does not mean being overbearing. 1 1. Being gentle doesn't mean having no opinion. 12. Being chic doesn't mean not explaining. 13. Don't always say "whatever" when I ask her questions like "where is better to go" and "what to eat". This is not to say that you are accommodating her, but that you can't bear to talk to her. 14. Always say "I love you" to her, otherwise she will think that you don't love her. 15. Never yell at her in public or leave her alone. 16. It doesn't matter to teach her when she does something wrong, the most important thing is to coax her later. 17. Don't ignore her when you lose your temper. Don't give her time to calm down. Actually, she doesn't need time to calm down at all. 18. You can accompany your friends, but you must put sex before your friends. 19. She watches cartoons. Not only are you not allowed to laugh at her, but you should watch it with her. 20. When she misses you, race against time to find a date with her. 2 1. Look at her eyes intently. 22. The tone is low. 23. You can objectively see other excellent girls, but subjectively think that she is the best. 24. If a girl talks to you, you should hold her hand. If she happens not to be around, please keep your distance from them. 25. Hold her hand when crossing the street. 26. Know how to cherish every minute with her. No matter how busy you are, don't forget to call every day. 28. Sing her love songs often. 29. Two people have the right to be angry, but not on the same day. If she is angry that day, you can't be angry. 30. If your girlfriend's life is not smooth, you should be persuasive, help analyze and put forward some constructive solutions. 3 1. Love your girlfriend very much, resolutely support her decision and obey her leadership. 32. Pay attention to other girls for no more than 5 seconds and look at the same girl for no more than 5 times. Even if people all over the world don't believe her, you should believe her unconditionally. Because she would do the same to you. She is wearing beautiful clothes, so you should praise her sincerely.