Conan spoofed jokes.

First of all, as a New Zealand party, please allow me to despise upstairs. ...

Let's get down to business. This is a comment I saw on Conan Youku. I think it's classic.

In 20XX, when an old man was dying, he shivered his lips and said to his grandson, "Don't worry, Grandpa, I will try my best to live to that day." Grandpa closed his eyes with satisfaction after listening to his grandson. 2 1XX, a critically ill old man knelt in front of his grave and burst into tears: "grandson, I have been waiting for the complete works for so many years. I am ashamed of my ancestors! " Say that finish, anger toward, the whole body quiver two quiver will not move. Those eyes are still wide open and die unsatisfied! ! Grandson died and went to heaven. One day, he met God, and God said, I can grant you a wish. He said, "Can you sink the island of Japan? "God said," This is too difficult. Change it. Sun Tzu added, "Then I want the complete works of Conan. God wiped the sweat from his head and asked, "What's your last wish?" Give me the globe and let me have a look. "

Conan's character meets Donnie Yen.

Kudo;

Sadako triumphantly climbed out of the TV. "I'm Sadako ~ ~" I saw Kudo drinking coffee and looking at her casually (sorry, that's her). "Hey, cooperation, I'm Sadako!" At this time Kudo made a meditation, and then stood up confidently. "I care whether you are a virgin, a cake or a comb. There is only one truth! You are the terrorist who sabotaged TV mentioned in the newspaper, right? Haha, it's really my Kudou Shinichi, hahaha! " At this time, I saw pillows, vases, chairs ... anything that could be kicked flew to Sadako. Sadako: Oh, my God! ! ! !

Mao Lilan;

Zhenzi managed to escape from a new family and met Lan who was going to a new family. Sadako: I am Sadako ~ ~ "and Lan" Ah ~ ~ ~ "fainted on the spot ... (Lan fans hit me, but Lan is not afraid of ghosts, so this is the only possibility).

Hattori:

Sadako scared Lan, ready to continue to scare people. Wandering in the street, he met Hattori running head-on. "I'm Sadako ~ ~" I saw Hattori's fierce eyes and murderous look and shouted at Sadako,' I don't care if you are Sadako, a cake or a comb (how do you know her so well? ) and Ye are coming, get out of here! ! "Zhenzi suddenly became so small." Please ~ ~ please pass. "

And leaves:

Sadako continued to wander and met Ye He (fortunately, a girl) from the clothing department. "I'm Zhen Zhen ..." "Have you seen Pingji in our family? Oh ~ ~ You are the fox who kidnapped our family, right? " Sadako: Huh? When, I don't know, it wasn't me ~ ~ ""Cut the crap and watch! ! ! "

Garden:

Poor Zhen Zi finally escaped from the palm of Ye He's hand and met the garden "I am Zhen Zi ~ ~ ~". The garden was very excited at once "Ah! You are a famous Sadako. I'm a huge fan of yours. Come, sign my name and take a picture of me. " Sadako (moved) "555~~ I didn't expect my fans, 55~"

Children:

Sadako met Kidd after moving. "I am Sadako ~ ~" Child "?" Sadako "Children"? "Sadako?" ..... Two hours later, Sadako "Oh, what did you say? I'm Sadako ~ `Who's Sadako? A magician? " Zhen son fell to the ground on the spot "damn, as a Japanese don't know who I am! #￥%…—*。

Haiyuan love:

Then Sadako met Xiao Ai's "I am Sadako ~ ~" Ai "……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… You are white and have nothing to do with them. They are black "Zhen Zi"

Gin:

Sadako met Kim who had just been killed. "I'm Sadako ~ ~ ~“Gin" Sadako ~ You found my secret, forgive you, go to hell! " Zhen son raised his gun, "help! ! Killed someone! ! ! Oh, no, kill a ghost! ! ! "

Richard Moore:

Sadako stood silently in front of Richard Moore who was watching TV: "I'm Sadako ~ ~" Richard Moore (extremely angry): "What's it to you? ! Get out of my way and watch Yoko rush! ! ! ! ! ! Bagya Road! " Pushing Mako away, she continued to hold a can of cold beer in one hand and shouted in the other, "Miss Yoko! I love you! " Sadako: What an old man. ..............

Qing Zi:

Sadako: Hello ~ I'm Sadako! Qing Zi: Whether you are a virgin, a cake or a comb, there is only one fact! Sadako: Why is this phrase so familiar? Wow, girls have such boldness of vision. I flash ~ Qing Zi: What are you flashing? I'm just learning from a famous detective.-Huh? By the way. Who was that just now? Ah! Sadako ghost! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Harry Potter VS Detective Conan

1. Protagonist: Harry Potter and Kudou Shinichi.

Trick: Shinichi took out his football and kicked a football at Harry with his foot-enhancing football shoes. Not to be outdone, Harry shouted, "Except your weapon!" The football flew out and no one was hurt. The first game was tied.

Speed showdown: Harry Potter got on the firebolt and flew out with a bang. The newcomer took out his skateboard, one in the sky and the other in the ground, and circled the earth half a circle. The second game ended in a draw.

(3) The deciding game: Shinji shot an anesthetic needle at Harry, and at the same time, Harry cast a coma spell-fainting, and as a result. . . Both of them fell to the ground at the same time. . . The third game was tied.

2. The smartest girl vs Hermione Granger vs Haibarai.

Although Hermione is a well-read person, she was raised by Muggle parents, but Xiao Ai asked her about the method of APTX-4869 antidote, and Hermione certainly wouldn't. And Xiao Ai, no matter how clever she is, is still a muggle. Hermione asked about the goblin rebellion and polyjuice potion's practice, but Xiao Ai couldn't answer. Finally, they shook hands and became good friends, learning from each other and helping each other.

3. The protagonist's girlfriend confronts: Ginny Weasley VS Mao Lilan.

Lan: Come here if you dare, and don't leave me so far!

Kim: Come on, the game didn't say how far it was!

Lan: It's not easy to play karate so far!

Kim: But this spell is easy to play! It's petrified!

Xiaolan didn't move, and Ginny won.

4. The protagonist's friend confronts: Ron Weasley VS Hattori Heiji.

Rolfe: Me, me. . I won't be soft!

Ping: Really? You must have eaten pudding just now.

Rolfe: How do you know?

Ping: Because @! %￥#……% $& amp； %……* & amp； ……

Carol: Wow, Hattori, you are great! Teach me something!

Ping: OK, the two of them walked off the stage together. I don't know where they went. ...

5. The protagonist: Draco Malfoy VS Kaito Kuloba.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's showtime!

With that, Kidd began to do magic, stole Malfoy's wand and flew away. Malfoy said, "Come back!" As he spoke, he rode on the Nimbus 200 1 broom and chased him, but Kaito Kuroba shot him down with a poker pistol. Haidong of Blackfield won.

6. The protagonist versus the enemy: Voldemort versus gin.

Abada is dying! '

Peng! '

Gunshots and spells sounded at the same time, and both of them were killed at the same time! How delightful!

7. The old man's duel in the play: Dumbledore VS Agasa Hiroshi.

Agasa Hiroshi took out his newly invented bomb and secretly put it behind Deng's robe. Deng was blown up. . . . . (Dumbledore is sleeping and doesn't know anything ...)

8. Two men in black: Snape versus Akai Shuuichi.

Hanging upside down in the golden bell jar, there is no shadow in the front of the god ...%&; * ... * ('Snape issued a series of spells,' Bang, bang% ... RMB% ...&; & Akai fired more than n shots in a row. At this time, Snape gave Akai the truth serum. What's your name? What do you do? you ...

Snape won. ...

9. The protagonist's father faces: james potter and Kudou Yū saku.

Aha! You really look like a snot cleaner! Hang upside down! You Zuo dodged.

You are not a supporting role in JK Rowling's works! Arrogant. '

You are just a small role described by a 73-year-old man! '

I know how you played tricks on Snape! '

Oh? '

Uzo told the story of Zhan Mu playing tricks on Snape. ...

Snape came up angrily: "You two! Faint! "

When Conan met Aoyama Ganggen, .....

Conan

Sneak into 73' s study.

"73, have you been having an affair recently?"

"ah? Shh! ! You can't talk nonsense about such a thing! ! ! "

"The evidence is on you! ! ! Look at your trouser legs, the dirt is not from nearby, but from the luxurious residential area of Java Street! What did you do there? ! "

"shh! ! ! You give me a break, don't let Gao Shannan hear ... "

"Then you have to let me change back to my original appearance and be with Xiaolan!"

"Come on ... can't I recover?"

small blue

Walk into the study of 73 with a smile.

"73 uncle ..."

"ah? Wait ... what do you do; What do you do ... what are you doing? " I thought, if this guy gave me a backspin kick or something, would I survive?

"Where did Shinichi go?"

"You ask me how do I know ..."

"hmm? You don't know ... "Laugh. ...

"Ahhh-don't hit it! ! ! My bookcase ……ToT "

Richard Moore

Strode into the study of 73.

73 stunned, this guy is not easy to mess with. If the whole thing falls on my shoulders, I can't stay in the hospital for two months.

"Ahem ... I'm detective Richard Moore. Do you ... is there anything suitable for me? "

"Ah ... no ... no ..."

Haiyuan ai

Gently walked into the study of 73. Take out a book from the bookshelf in room 73 and sit on the sofa to read it.

"Ah ... little sadness? You don't stay in comics, what are you doing here? "

Not responding ...

one hour ...

Two hours ...

Three hours ...

Xiao Ai finally finished reading. ...

"This book is good, 73 years. What can I do for you? "

"……"

In the epidemic. ...

child

Fly into the study of 73.

"ah! 73 hello! "

No.73 breathed a sigh of relief, and the little guy should not have any opinions on himself.

What are you doing here?

"I want the jade of four souls in Inuyasha ..."

"Sorry, I'm not familiar with her business."

gin

Coldly walked into the study of 73.

Thinking hard ... I'm finished ...

"73, I have come to say one thing."

"What?"

"Can I change?"

"ah"

"What an evil eye this black dress is! It's hot in summer and not warm enough in winter, which doesn't deserve my blonde hair at all. My subordinates often complain to me ... "

"But ... it fits your dark image ..."

"oh? So you don't agree? " Sneer, "Vodka!"

A voice came from outside the door, "Yes!"

"Get rid of him."

"Yes!"

"Wait! ! ! ! Let's discuss it again ... "

vermouth

Gracefully walked into the study of no.73.

"What can I do for you ..." 73 asked trembling.

"A secret makes 73 73"

"Ah?"

Go out gracefully.

73 brain damage ...

Thai

What can I do for you? After some tempering, I have been immune.

"Do you sell eel rice here?"

"……"

garden

Rushed into the study of 73.

"73! I want to settle accounts with you! ! Why don't so many handsome guys look for me? Finally, I had a Jingji and you took him abroad! ! Say! What to do! !"

"Uh ..."

"Alas ... forget it, I'd better call my dad and ask him to buy your comic book club." A sinister smile.

"Don't! I'll let Jing Gui come back and marry you right away, won't I? ! "I wonder helplessly ... why all my children have such a personality. ...

] It is highly recommended that Conan characters step on other people's feet.

Conan:

Someone: ouch ~ someone stepped on my foot.

Conan (there is still room for me to play again ~): Haha, there is only one truth. I'm the one who stepped on your foot. ...

Someone beat Conan up (that's what you get for showing off-)

Blue article:

Someone: ouch ~ someone stepped on my foot.

Lan: Sorry, I didn't mean to. Are you hurt? Do you want to go to the hospital, or I can dress it for you?

Someone (moved): What a good girl-(n minutes later)

XX: I heard that a man who looks like a pig's hoof just got off the bus-

Maori article:

Someone: ouch ~ someone stepped on my foot.

Gross profit (cold sweat): …

Someone: It's you, isn't it ... Ah, you are the legendary sleeping Kogoro?

Maori: ... Yes, I went to bed, so I accidentally stepped on your foot.

Someone (excited ~): It feels good to be trampled by a celebrity (-)

Garden supplies:

Someone: ouch ~ someone stepped on my foot.

Garden: Why are you looking at me? Do you think I stepped on you?

Someone: Isn't it you?

Garden: Joke ~ This young lady is only interested in handsome guys. Are you handsome?

Someone (short for someone) (shock can never be recovered after a serious blow)

Hattori:

Someone: ouch ~ someone stepped on my foot.

Hattori: Oh, sorry. I'm sorry I was so careless.

Someone: How are you going to compensate me?

Hattori: Hey, uncle, this is your fault. I clearly apologized.

Someone (hit hard for the second time ~): You, you call me uncle, I, I'm only 20 years old.

And leaves:

Someone: ouch ~ someone stepped on my foot.

And Ye (ignoring): ...

Someone (angry): You stepped on my foot.

Ye He: Shh. ...

Someone:?

Ye He: My family was kidnapped by a fox, and I watched. ...

So "kind" someone watched Pingzhi with Ye He. ...

Mourning articles:

Someone: ouch ~ someone stepped on my foot.

Ai: ...

Someone (angry): Don't let you go just because you are a kid.

Mourn (someone): Give it to.

Someone: What? (It tastes delicious ~ mmm)

AI: The latest improved version of APTX 4869 ...

Someone: wow ~ wow ~ (baby crying)

Children:

Someone: ouch ~ someone stepped on my foot.

Child: Ah, I did it. I'm really sorry.

Someone (learning a lesson): Nothing.

Child: Thank you ... (N minutes after leaving)

Someone: Ah ~ Where's my diamond watch?

Bumei tablets

Someone is angry: Do you know that you stepped on my foot? !

Bumei's innocent big eyes were filled with tears: meowed, sorry uncle, meowed. .....

The whole car stared at someone, and someone begged Bumei: Okay, okay, don't cry, uncle doesn't blame you.

Bumei continued to cry: meowed.

Someone has to apologize: sorry, little sister, you shouldn't have stepped on my uncle's foot. Will you forgive my uncle?

gin

Someone: My foot! ! Did you step on me? !

Kim (glaring): ...! !

Someone (afraid ...): Ah ... yes ... I put my foot at your feet ... I'm sorry ... I'm really sorry. ...

Gin: ... vodka ... put my shoes on. ...

V ...: Yes! Big brother! !

Someone (cold ...): ... then I'll buy you shoe polish. ...