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How do you feel about the ancient China stories like Sima Guang's broken jar, Kong Rong's pear making and Cao Chong's statue? The more the better!
The ancients said "taboo", that is, children avoid the names of their ancestors and fathers, and subjects avoid the names of kings. ordinary
Frankly speaking, it is to avoid the words to be avoided when writing articles and speaking, and usually replace them with other words. ordinary
The taboos of ordinary people are easy to handle, but the taboos of the emperor are non-negotiable and mandatory.
If you don't get it, you will be killed.
Because the emperor's taboo is so sacred and inviolable, the result is a smile that makes people laugh.
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Emperor Wen of the Jin Dynasty was given the title of "Zhao", so no one else was allowed to use the word "Zhao", even the ancient king.
Zhaojun had to change his name to "Wang Mingjun".
Emperor Wu of Jin was called Sima Ye, so the word "Ye" was monopolized by the emperor, even the place name "Jianye".
(now Nanjing) was also renamed "Jiankang".
Tang Gaozong is known as Li Zhi, and the word "rule" has become a unique word of the emperor, which is homophonic with "rule"
It still needs to be changed. In writing, all the words that encounter "governance" are rewritten into synonyms such as "persistence" and "reason".
The word "naive" is homophonic with "cured", so wherever "naive" is used, "young" should be used instead.
Fortunately, there are many synonyms in Chinese, otherwise I really don't know what to do.
The prince of Tang Gaozong is called Jong Li, so the word "loyalty" is also taboo. How many years has the official position been implemented in North Korea?
The title of "corps commander" was also ordered to be changed to "brigade commander".
The above taboo is the name of the emperor or prince, which is easy to understand. Later, even the emperor's.
Surnames and zodiac signs should be avoided, which leads to many ridiculous things at once.
Song Huizong is a dog, so all dogs in the world are lucky. Killing dogs is forbidden in the world.
Yuan Renzong is a chicken, so it is forbidden to mention chickens in big cities. From now on, you will buy and sell chickens.
The chicken walks to show respect for the word "chicken".
Paradoxically, Ming Wuzong was surnamed Zhu and a pig, so in fourteen years, he got a saint.
The purpose is to ban private pig raising. He thinks that raising pigs and killing pigs is aimed at the emperor. Don't want this order
Then, a few years later, almost all the pigs in the country were cut down, so that the pigs used to worship the Temple of Heaven and Earth in festivals were all killed.
Can't find it. Later, due to the advice of ministers, he had to cancel this ridiculous road.
No alcohol.
Empress Dowager Cixi of the Qing Dynasty was a sheep, so there was an order in the DPRK that no one should say, "Keep sheep, kill sheep and eat."
Mutton "and the like. But Empress Dowager Cixi was greedy and had to eat mutton. Then ordered, tube "sheep.
Meat is called "longevity meat" and "longevity meat", which is really a ridiculous way to deceive oneself and others.
The emperor's satirical dream
In ancient times, when people were dreaming, they often divined good or bad luck for good or bad luck. Ordinary people dream,
Generally, there is not much movement. However, the dreams of feudal emperors were different. They sometimes "seek good fortune and avoid evil."
His behavior is jaw-dropping, and he often makes funny jokes.
In the Northern and Southern Dynasties, Liu was a dissolute and shameless emperor, who often made ladies-in-waiting naked.
Running naked in the palace for fun, those who don't follow will be beheaded. One night, I dreamed of a Liu.
The maid-in-waiting lambasted him for being shameless. Shaodi was furious. After waking up, he called all the maids and found that one of them was related to his dream.
Seeing that the other person looked alike, I couldn't say anything, so I dragged her out and beheaded her.
One morning in 944 A.D., the late Jin Emperor Shi Zhonggui sent eunuchs to imperial academy to ask all the scholars, "Me?
Last night, I dreamed of a jade plate with a jade bowl and a jade belt in it. It is bright and lovely. What is the sign? Play it as soon as possible. "
After some discussion, the bachelor decided to congratulate him on his appearance. It is written on the table: "Jade is the treasure of emperors. Holder,
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There are signs of swearing. The person holding the bowl is the image of the keeper, which is a good dream. "Less than three years after Emperor Chu Jin had this dream,
The post-Jin regime perished. Although the demise of the late Jin Dynasty has nothing to do with the dream of being an emperor, it is of great significance to all scholars.
Explanations and congratulations are a great irony.
Shortly after Song Huizong ascended the throne, he dreamed that a young boy in Tsing Yi fell from the sky and showed him a jade card that read
With the words "In the afternoon, real people should come out", Hui Zong woke up in the morning. He wants to stay away from Bingwu.
For more than 20 years, he wrote letters greatly exaggerating this dream in advance and sent people to all parts of the country.
Looking for strangers everywhere. He thought that in the third year, he assisted his own alien search and then took it out early.
The imperial edict written 20 years ago, can this auspicious thing not be celebrated vigorously? But it was not until
It has been two years since the year before Bingwu, and there are still no strangers. That winter, he was born in his wife's home.
Song Qinzong, his son, regarded Qinzong as an "alien" and managed to realize this dream. But soon, Jurchen
Attacked on a large scale and captured Kaifeng, Qin Zong and himself became prisoners. Hui Zong is a prisoner, and he still remembers it.
Remember the dream 20 years ago and tell the captured minister why that dream didn't work? At this time, one minister was right.
The explanation of the eight characters is that Bingwu was a rampant period and Jurchen appeared. Anyway, at this time, the monarch and his subjects have become prisoners.
Don't worry about it. Song Huizong has to accept the fact reluctantly.
Emperor Wanli of the Ming Dynasty had a dream at night, and a tiger bit his foot. When he woke up, he was afraid and angry.
So an imperial edict was issued prohibiting Xiyuan Zoo from feeding tigers. This tiger is hurt, isn't it?
After a long time, they all starved to death.
Ironically, some emperors' dreams are not real dreams, but lies made up to achieve their own goals.
Political purpose.
Cao Cao was ordered by Wang Wei and was always afraid of being murdered. One night, when I was sleeping, a waiter saw him.
The child fell down and went to cover him out of kindness. At this time, the awakened Cao Cao jumped up and pulled out his sword.
Come and kill the waiter, and then fall asleep again. When he woke up in the morning and saw his entourage killed, he pretended to regret it.
He said, "I dreamed of killing people in a lonely night. I hope the waiter will be careful. " And bury the murdered man. From then on, he
When sleeping, the attendants are far away, afraid that he will kill people in his dreams again.
Yuan Shizu Kublai Khan attacked the Southern Song Dynasty and wanted to cross the Yellow River. He explored shallow water beforehand, but he didn't.
Tell it to everyone. One day, I called the generals and announced that a fairy had a dream last night and said that there was a shallow water to cross.
After crossing the Yellow River, the generals led the troops away, and it was really safe. So, all the soldiers believed and approved.
Bless the gods and Dayuan will prosper.
Zhu Yuanzhang, the Ming emperor, also loved to play the trick of "dreaming". In the early years of Hongwu, he was named the founding hero.
Build a temple. When the temple was first built, Zhu Yuanzhang announced to the ministers that he dreamed of Guan Yu last night and asked him why he didn't give it.
He built temples. Guan Yu also said that when the Ming army was at war with Chen Youliang in Poyang Lake, he led 654.38 million Yin soldiers to help.
Thanks a lot. So Zhu Yuanzhang instructed the Ministry of Industry to build a temple for Guan Yu. It is not difficult to see that Guan Yu's dream is pure nonsense.
Words. This is obviously a dream made up by Zhu Yuanzhang in an attempt to convince his subjects that the Daming regime flourished in response to God's will.
Protected by the man of God, he is the real dragon emperor.
The emperor's strange dreams sometimes make some people inexplicably take advantage.
The eighteenth year of Ming Hongwu coincided with the big exam. On the eve of becoming the top scholar in palace examination, Zhu Yuanzhang had a dream about the palace.
There is a huge nail with several strands of white silk in it. Zhu Yuanzhang found a candidate when he was marking papers in the palace test.
The name is "Ding Xian", and the name is the same as in the dream, so no matter whether the answer sheet is good or bad, it will be sent to Ding Xian immediately.
For the undergraduate champion.
Coincidentally, in the 23 rd year of Ming Jiajing's palace examination exam, the examiners will plan to write the second-best paper as usual.
Presented to the emperor. However, Jiajing disagreed with the examiner's ranking, but fired a man named Qin.
Some people have become champions. There is only one reason, that is, the emperor heard thunder in his dream at night, just like thunder.
Word matching. This happens to be ten years of hard work, so it is better to take a good name. But this name is really hard to choose, because
Nobody knows what dreams the emperor will have then.
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There are also examples of dream interpretation in history. After Wu Zetian proclaimed himself emperor, she dreamed of a parrot with feathers.
The hair is plump, but two wings are broken. The next day in court, she let the ministers dream. Inner wetland
Ren Jie played: "The parrot of the parrot is homophonic with your majesty's surname, so this chubby parrot symbolizes your majesty.
The two men with broken wings are your majesty's two sons, King Luling and King Xiang, who were both exiled to Beijing. If your majesty recalls them,
They have complete wings. "At that time, Wu Zetian became the emperor and usurped the Datang Jiangshan. The two who banished her
A son is the need to consolidate the rule of the Wu family. Because King Luling and King Xiang are legal heirs.
Inherit. It is audacious for De to remonstrate by dreams. But after all, it's a dream, it won't
So he was killed. This is the extraordinary wisdom of De Renjie.
There are also many people who became officials because of their dreams in history, and Deng Tong in the period of Emperor Wendi of the Western Han Dynasty is a typical example.
For example. One morning, Emperor Wendi was sleepy and dreamed that he was in the air, almost.
Climb into the sky. Just as I was about to get on the bus, suddenly a yellow-headed wolf (the palace guard,
Wearing a yellow scarf, he was called "Huang Toulang"), and he kicked hard to get to the sky.
Wendi was very happy. He hurried back to see who helped him, but only saw his back. Looks like this guy.
There is a hole in our clothes. At dawn, Emperor Wendi called the palace guards together and let them be there one by one.
Walk in front of you. When Deng Tongjing was out of date, Deng Wendi immediately became happy. It turned out that his clothes had just been torn.
Cave. In addition, Deng's traditional Chinese character is "Deng", "this is the person who can make me ascend to heaven", Wen
The emperor was overjoyed. Immediately, the decree was issued and Deng Tong was appointed as a doctor. In this way, a mediocre and incompetent palace.
The bodyguard was suddenly promoted, and he himself didn't understand what was going on.
Emperor's hobby
The feudal emperors in ancient China had supreme power. By rights, they should manage the country well,
It should be very busy and hard. But some emperors pushed the management of the country to their confidants.
Their trusted ministers and eunuchs are in charge, while they specialize in "hobbies". Some of these emperors' businesses
My hobby has reached the professional level.
Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty inherited the prosperity and power of the prosperous Tang Dynasty. He didn't worry about eating and drinking, enjoyed peace, and had nothing to do but come and go.
Learn music. He organized a special court band and maiko, composed his own music, choreographed his own dance, and put the Tang Dynasty
Palace music reached a climax. His colorful feathers became a famous ancient song.
Tang Xizong can be regarded as a typical fan emperor. He once boasted proudly: "If I were
If you want to play ball in the exam, you must win the first place. "We are vacant in Sichuan, Chen, Miss Li and Niu.
Mian and Luo are both vying to go. Tang Xizong decided to choose officials by hitting the ball. As a result of the game, the ball became better.
Chen, an elegant man, served as our ambassador to Sichuan.
Don likes wrestling. One day, he asked Minister Li Cunxian to compete with him, Li Cun.
Xian didn't use all his skills at first, but Tang was not satisfied and said, "If you beat me, you will get a county reward."
When Li Cunxian fought again, he dared to throw Zhuang Zong to the ground. Zhuang Zong didn't get angry, but kept his promise.
Make him the secretariat of Yuzhou.
Xiao Baojuan, the deposed emperor of the Southern Dynasties, especially liked doing business. In order to be addicted to business, he was ordered to be in the palace.
A market was set up in the back garden, and the ladies-in-waiting eunuchs rushed to do business and set up a "management organization". he
My favorite Pan Shi is the marketing manager. She acts as the manager under Pan Shi. Yes, it is against the market rules.
Yes, including the emperor himself, can be whipped.
Sima Zhong, the son of Jin Huidi, did not like reading since he was a child. He became emperor, specializing in business. he
In the palace, let people kill pigs and sell wine with him, and let them measure the weight of meat by hand, exactly the same.
Li Yu, the ruler at the end of the Southern Tang Dynasty, liked to write lyrics when he was a prince, and became even more out of control when he became an emperor.
Men learn to write poems and lyrics, and even when he was captured in subjugation, he wrote many touching stories.
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Lyrics. His famous nouns and sentences, such as "A River Flows East", are considered to be the pinnacle of five pronouns, because
Therefore, people call him "Di Ci". Emperor Qianlong of the Qing Dynasty wrote poems specially, and his poems were artistic.
Although not as good as Li Yu in achievement, he was the first person in ancient China in quantity. According to "A Concise Book of Sku"
According to the catalogue, there are 4 episodes of Qianlong Imperial Poems, totaling 33,940! According to Zheng and
The Outline of China Philology contains more than 654.38 million poems by Gan Long. Based on the life expectancy of 88 years in Qianlong,
He writes three poems on average every day.
Song Huizong Evonne's hobbies are painting and calligraphy. He once established the first painting academy in China in the palace, and
Give classes to students and correct "homework" in person. His calligraphy art is outstanding and creative.
The word "Song Style" has been passed down to this day, and the "Song Style Imitation" in printing is the imitation of Song Huizong's font.
Mingxi lives in Zhu Youxiao and likes to build houses. He is not much better than a carpenter and an axe chisel.
A skillful craftsman is not as good as one. He doesn't want to see anyone when he is working hard. Eunuch Wei Zhongxian,
When he chose to play "drawing rope and cutting ink" when he was most interested, Xizong often replied, "I see,
Take good care of it. "As a result, Wei Zhongxian manipulation failed. However, Xizong really resisted.
Heart and energy, according to records, he imitated the buildings in the palace, and the palace model he made was really vivid.
Shaw. If he hadn't been reincarnated into the royal family, he might really be a famous architect in history.
Compared with other emperors' hobbies, Gao Wei's hobbies after the Northern Qi Dynasty were shabby and despicable.
Yes, he actually likes to be a beggar. He set up a humble hut in Lin Yuan's harem, which made people dressed in rags.
When a rag is a beggar, it also participates in it, plays a role and engages in business transactions between beggars.
Talk about spiritual emptiness.
Doll emperor
In the feudal society of China, the emperor's "throne" was hereditary, so there were many kids.
Fuck the doll emperor. According to statistics, there are more than 20 doll emperors under 10.
The earliest doll emperor was Liu Zhao Fuling in the Western Han Dynasty. He succeeded to the throne at the age of 10.
The last doll emperor was the last emperor Puyi, who was 3 years old when he ascended the throne (1908).
The youngest doll emperor was Shang Long in the Eastern Han Dynasty. He became emperor 100 days after his birth.
At the age of 2, there were two emperors: Liu Bing, the emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and Sima Dan, the emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty.
At the age of 3, Emperor Guangxu of the Qing Dynasty fell in love with Zai Tian.
At the age of five, the emperors were Sima Yan, Emperor Xiaowen of the Northern Wei Dynasty, Justin and Emperor Zhao Gong of the Southern Song Dynasty.
At the age of 6, the emperors were the emperor shunzhi, Aisingiorro and Fu Lin in the Qing Dynasty, and the Tongzhi Emperor Aisingiorro Zai in the Qing Dynasty.
Spring.
The seven-year-old emperors were Chai Zongxun in the Zhou Dynasty and Ning Zong in the Yuan Dynasty.
At the age of eight, the emperors were the Eastern Han Emperor, the Three Kingdoms Emperor Wu Fei, the Northern Qi Shaozhu, the Northern Zhou Jingdi and the Southern Zhou Dynasty Emperor.
Song Guangwang Zhao Min.
The 9-year-old emperors were Emperor Ping of the Western Han Dynasty, Emperor Xiaojing of the Eastern Wei Dynasty, Duanzong of the Southern Song Dynasty and Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty.
/kloc-The 0/0-year-old emperors were He Di in the Eastern Han Dynasty, the deposed emperor in the Wei Dynasty of the Three Kingdoms, the deposed emperor in the Southern Song Dynasty and Song Shun in the Southern Dynasty.
Emperor, philosopher of the Northern Song Dynasty.
The quirks of ancient kings
Human society has a long history and miracles abound. And the quirks of ancient kings with supreme power
Well, that's even more ridiculous.
King Chu Ling of China in the Spring and Autumn Period (reigned in 540-530 BC) liked beautiful women with thin waists.
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To this end, he specially built a palace to adopt ladies with thin waist, which is called "Thin Waist Palace". Some maids are waiting.
Slimming the waist, not eating to please the king of Chu, and even starving to death. You can say that.
It is the earliest "weight loss" record of human beings. To this end, later generations called the woman with a thin waist "Chu waist", which changed later.
It became a nine.
An allusion.
King Philip II of Spain (reigned 1556- 1598) especially loved villains. he
Hundreds of dwarfs were raised in the palace and provided with luxurious treatment. After a hearty meal,
The king and his queen and ministers made fun of the dwarf for fun. He also chose some women for the male dwarfs.
Dwarves, as spouses, hoped to get a super villain, but failed.
Frederick the great, king of Prussia in the18th century, especially liked men with big five and thick three. Therefore,
He formed a "giant army". These iron tower soldiers eat like cows and wear oversized military uniforms, which is admirable.
With extra-large swords, one by one imposing. Although these great men are so magnificent, the king never lets them.
Go to the front, not just let them enjoy the food. In order to get a bigger giant, he also deliberately chose.
Some huge women are their wives. But the offspring born by these giants let the king down.
Because they are all as tall as ordinary people.
/kloc-During the 0/9th century, King Rommeniga of Uganda liked a fat woman with a waist as thick as an ox. He trained 10 students.
The concubines are so fat that they can only crawl or lie on their backs. One of them is the fattest and his favorite concubine.
Weighing more than 300 kilograms (136 kilograms), he tried his best to feed her a kind of "fattening tea" (really)
Help her gain weight.
At the beginning of the 20th century, the last king of Egypt, Farouk, was only 16 years old when he ascended the throne. This king
My biggest hobby is being a thief. In order to learn stealing skills, he even brought the most experienced pickpocket from prison.
He studied art opposite the palace, and as a result, Farouk learned a skilled thief kung fu. He likes to visit from
The guest stole from his pocket. He has stolen countless watches, wallets, lighters and cosmetics in his life. What about him?
Put all these stripped things in a small warehouse for collection. It is said that among the things he found,
And Churchill's pocket watch.
Sun Bin tricked himself into running away.
During the Warring States Period, Sun Bin was recommended to come to Wei with his classmate Pang Juan to work for Wang Wei.
Once, Pang Juan gave a banquet to talk about the art of war with Sun Bin, and Sun Bin answered questions.
Let Pang Juan "not know". Later, in front of Wang Wei, trying to dispatch troops, Sun Bin put out the laws of Pang Juan one by one.
See through, but also put on a delicate appearance, let Pang Juan "at a loss".
Pang Juan was jealous of Sun Bin's cleverness, and now Sun Bin has come to Wei, which has already constituted his position.
Serious threat. Therefore, Pang Juan used tricks to frame Sun Bin for adultery with Qi, and was at odds with Wei.
And on the grounds of visiting the grave by relatives of the province, he prepared to rebel against Wei and go to Qi. Wang Wei didn't know the truth, so he dismissed Sun Bin and Pang Juan.
Plead guilty. Pang Juan wanted to kill Sun Bin, but he remembered that Sun Tzu's Art of War had not been cheated, and he shed crocodile tears.
Pretend to be sympathetic. He said to Sun Bin, "The king of Wei wants to sentence you to death. I begged again and again before I dug your foot out."
Sun Bin, who is sincere and kind, is convinced of this, and he is humbled when he is physically disabled.
Write Sun Tzu's Art of War. Fortunately, one of Pang Juan's servants took pity on him and told Sun Bin the truth.
Although Sun Bin knows Pang Juan's heart of snakes and scorpions, how can he escape from Pang Juan now that he is physically disabled and determined?
Where is the clutch? After careful consideration, I finally found a clever plan. Ever since Pang Juan killed me because of me.
Talent, why not take the way of "showing that you can't"? So Sun Bin pretended to be crazy.
I saw his long hair fluttering, his face full of phlegm, sometimes crying and sometimes laughing. Pang Juan heard the news and came in person.
Watching, Sun Bin became more "crazy" and performed vividly. Pang Juan got suspicious and called again.
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People dragged Sun Bin into the pigsty and sent wine and vegetables to test him. Sun Bin knocked over the dining tables, chewed them and handed them to him instead.
Feces, Pang Juan this just believe. Seeing that Sun Bin has now become a walking corpse, Pang Juan gradually reassured.
Relaxed, Sun Bin crawled around the pigsty.
Later, Qi tried to rescue Sun Bin, so he appointed Sun Bin as his military adviser and joined forces with Wei Jun on Maling Road.
At the beginning of the war, Sun Bin finally designed and killed Pang Juan, and avenged his great hatred.
Plan to present a beautiful picture.
In 200 BC, Xiongnu Maodun led 400,000 troops to invade the Central Plains, all the way to Taiyuan.
Surrounded Jinyang. Liu Bang, the emperor gaozu of Han Dynasty, led an army to fight and soon entered Jinyang City. Liu bang ordered a ride.
Win and pursue the invading enemy.
Modu chanyu stationed in Daigu, hid the elite soldiers and generals, and only deployed some old, weak and disabled soldiers to seduce Liu Bang.
Han Bing was really taken in. Liu Bang, eager to win, led a group of men to catch up quickly and ended up in the southeast of Pingcheng.
Deng Baishan is trapped. Deng Baishan was in a dangerous terrain, and Xiongnu soldiers guarded the crossing, but the rest of the Han soldiers could not be rescued.
Aid, liu bang this army became alone, there is no food outside, no reinforcements.
One day, Liu Bang and Chen Ping climbed the mountain to observe the situation of the enemy. When they saw a woman riding and running in the enemy camp, they found it.
Don't modu chanyu khan will also bring the queen E Shi, Chen ping suddenly had a plan in my heart. The next day, Liu Bang sent a special envoy.
The man came to the Xiongnu military camp and asked for E Shi. A lot of dazzling gold and treasures were provided. Did E Shi like it?
Let go. At this moment, the messenger took out a picture of a beautiful woman and said to E Shi, "Liu Bang, the Emperor of the Han Dynasty, is afraid that the King will not retreat.
Bing, I want to dedicate the most beautiful woman in the Central Plains to the King. This is her portrait. Please look at it and see what it looks like. "
E Shi saw the beauty in the painting, with beautiful face and eyes, which was fascinating, and E Shi was also shocked. reconsider
Think about it: If Khan falls in love with this Central Plains beauty, won't I fall out of favor? He quickly said to Han Xin, "Zhu!
I'll take the treasure and other things, and this beautiful woman won't need it. I'll make Khan quit. "
That evening, E Shi persuaded modu chanyu, ordered the Xiongnu army to get out of the way, and Liu Bang fled hastily.
After a tight encirclement, running all the way joined the army.
Cleverly guess Lu Houxin
Lv Hou and Liu Bang have only one son. After Liu Bang's death, his son succeeded to the throne, that is, Han Huidi. Han Huidi
He was only 17 years old when he ascended the throne, and he was always in poor health, so Lv Hou was in charge of the major events in North Korea.
Unexpectedly, in August of BC 188, Emperor Hui of Han Dynasty was in office for only 7 years, and the 24-year-old emperor died.
This is a sad thing for Lv Hou, who has only one son.
When paying homage to Emperor Hui of Han Dynasty, all the ministers and Lv Hou gathered in front of Hui Di's coffin, and all the ministers did everything.
Hui Di-ying died young and burst into tears, but Lv Hou's crying was different and had a special voice.
Not high, just howling.
Strangely, although Lv Hou cried, there were no tears. At the end of the memorial service, the ministers
Strangely, even the wily Prime Minister Chen Ping couldn't guess Lv Hou's mind.
Arguably, Lv Hou is over 60 years old, and Emperor Hui of Han Dynasty has no son to inherit the throne.
Losing a child in old age should be a great misfortune. She has no reason not to cry.
At that time, there was a young official 15 years old in the memorial crowd. He was Sean's son named.
Zhang Biqiang is a servant of North Korea. He seemed to see Chen Ping's doubts, so he asked Chen Ping:
"The queen mother has only one son, filial piety Hui Di. She passed away today, but she cried instead of being sad. Do you know the reason? "
Hearing this, Chen Ping was shocked. He knew that Sean's descendants had extraordinary language and must have new ideas. what
Yes, I asked Zhang Biqiang privately when I left the DPRK.
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Zhang Biqiang said: "Hui Diying died young in, and there was no adult son to succeed him. So Lv Hou paid tribute to the founding fathers.
The minister has questions. What she cares about in her heart is the stability of the country. How can she cry with peace of mind? "
Chen Ping felt reasonable and asked, "So, what do you think?"
Zhang Biqiang said: "Lv Hou is worried about the military power. The prime minister might as well recommend it to the queen mother and let her nephew
Lu Tai, Lu Chan and Lv Lu are generals. They are in charge of the court army. "
The next day, according to Zhang Biqiang's suggestion, Chen Ping gave a lecture to Empress Lu. Sure enough, Lv Hou was very happy.
Successfully appointed her nephew to take charge of military power.
Once again, when he made a sacrifice to Hui Di in tears, Empress Lu was really heartbroken and burst into tears. At this time, Chen, who is over 60 years old,
Peace of mind secretly admire Zhang Biqiang's shrewdness and wisdom.
The village in the palace
After Yong Yang, the eldest son of Emperor Wendi of Sui Dynasty, was made a prince, he ate, drank and had nothing to do. His people
In order to please the prince, several courtiers looked around for rare treasures, and also attracted several beautiful women for the prince to have fun.
Over time, the prince's studies were neglected and people became more and more fatuous.
The evil deeds of the prince reached the ears of Emperor Wen, who was very worried. He plans to abolish too many.
Son, and established another son.
Yong Yang was frightened when he heard that his status as a prince would be lost, so he hurriedly called courtiers to discuss the matter.
Countermeasures. A courtier said, "There is a man named Wang Fuxian in Xinfeng near the capital, who is good at divination.
Let him ask for good or ill luck. "
When Wang Fuxian came, he said to the prince, "I watched the celestial phenomena at night, and I was afraid when I saw Bai Hong penetrating the palace gate of the prince."
Afraid it's bad for the prince. "
Yong Yang a listen to more panic, hurriedly advice. Wang Fuxian said, "As long as your highness becomes a civilian,
In order to avoid disaster. "
Ancient people were very superstitious. Yong Yang was very happy when he heard that he could avoid disaster. So he called someone.
A village in Shu Ren was built in the back garden of the palace. Specially built several thatched houses with heatable adobe sleeping platform.
The prince changed his old habit of extravagant food, put on homespun clothes, ate simple food and lived a good life.
The life of ordinary people.
Yang Yongman thought that what he had done could escape the disaster. Who thought that the "Shu Ren Village" he built was actually
The emperor knows. Wendi was very angry. He sent Su Yang, the minister, to visit the prince's mansion. When Su Yang saw it,
It's true. Report to Wendi. Emperor Wen was furious and severely reprimanded the prince. Yong Yang had to take off his clothes.
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Restored the prince's costume.
Later, Emperor Wendi of Sui Dynasty abolished the Prince and established others.
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- Who has the latest joke about stomachache?
- Describe a bad mood. Say something classic. What is the reason why you are unhappy?
- What does it mean for swallows to build nests?
- Happiness is knocking on the door when you come home from get off work instead of looking for the cold key yourself
- What's remarkable about the epoch-making HiPhi X?
- Fuzhou, thinking, want to sign up for class. Do you want to say universal or universal?