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Ask a joke. It's about me being beaten by MM because I'm too handsome. I walk with my head up and my head down.

I heard that the saliva here is endless, the world is cold, and I dare not be handsome?

Handsome enough to disturb the CPC Central Committee, even Chairman Mao praised me for being handsome!

Once I walked into the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" ? "I said," I am not handsome! "I responded with five burning fingerprints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while playing;

The second time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" ? "I think of the last lesson, nodded and said," I am very handsome! "They hit me again and said I was too modest!

The third time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women surrounded me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" ? "Recalling my previous two" predestinations ",I didn't respond. As soon as I lean forward, I want to go. Unexpectedly, they frantically swung their handbags at me, and the girl who hit me the hardest also swore: "Fuck! Are you so handsome? ! ! ! "

Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world!

It's not my fault that I'm handsome It is your own problem that you like me.

Handsome is providence, cool is man-made!

One day, the star asked me out to play. Suddenly, a tiger appeared in the Woods. Instead of chasing others, the tiger chased Andy Lau and me. When Andy Lau disappeared, the tiger turned around and saw that I was handsome and cool, so he pushed me forward and laughed. "Don't think that you have become more handsome, I don't know you!" ! ! "

CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. After seeing me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September! If nothing else, it is because I am so handsome. ...

Handsome to disfigure, handsome to dare not go out again. ...

A man gave me a pair of couplets during the Spring Festival. The first couplet: looking at the back of the fans, the next couplet: turning your head, the girl who jumped off the building in love: handsome!

A girl who has seen me once said to me, "If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall your handsome appearance with you;" If there are only three minutes left in the world, you have to show me your most handsome and handsome demeanor again; If there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you 60 times-you are so handsome.

There is also a girl standing at the door of the classroom every morning, looking at me stupidly and whispering, "There is no desert in the world, but every time I see you handsome, a grain of sand will fall from the sky, and there will be Sahara from now on!" It's the same sentence every day. One day, I was really bored and asked without interest, "How did other deserts come from?" ""Oh, that's because so many girls think you are handsome ... "

If handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.

I want to kill myself because I am so handsome, but all the girls beg me, "You are really handsome. It is your courage to live. It's not your intention to be handsome, but God depends on how beautiful the world is! " ! ! "

Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word, you and I both know that he is handsome!

The sign of an ugly man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness, and the sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsome, so I am still living for my handsome!

Handsome to drag the internet speed! ! !

I am a handsome word to describe! ! !

I am: handsome, charming, well-proportioned, young and rich, brave and powerful, invincible in the world, the first in the room, alone, invulnerable, the best, a jade-faced husband, different people have different opinions, a wise man sees wisdom, King Kong is not bad, SHEN WOO is wise and chivalrous. Once upon a time, through the ages, friends from the United States went to soup. Supreme, supreme, gorgeous, heroic, moral example, not drunk for thousands of cups, restless, knowledgeable, a man of great talent, the pride of all sentient beings, the world's master, aboveboard, selfless, shocking, the first hero, chivalrous master, anxious as the wind, quiet as the forest, sweeping as the fire, motionless as a mountain, known as pear flower pressing Haitang.

Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; It's sad to meet the most handsome person at the wrong time.

Handsome is not only a man's pain, but also a woman's pain ... I have been lonely and old all my life ... because ... all mm feel that they are not worthy of me. ...

Handsome people never say they are handsome. Handsome people should take the time to become handsome.

One morning, waiting for the bus, there is no denying that I was a little handsome when waiting for the bus that day, but … at this moment, a beautiful lady bravely came to me and said, "Handsome, handsome, handsome … can I borrow … five dollars?" "What are you going to do?" I didn't glance at her with my 220 volt charged eyes, but I saw her lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth, muttering, "I want to call my mother ... and say that I saw a beautiful handsome guy today ..." I was convulsing ... three minutes later, it was 1 165438.

Finally, the court announced that it is not your fault to be handsome, but your handsome appearance is fascinating.

Ah! ! ! I was sentenced to 20 years for being handsome! ! ! Too much ... ...

Once, after 10 in the evening, a group of foreigners suddenly broke into the house, all dressed in black suits, sunglasses and B43 in their hands. At first, I thought it was a killer and tried to kill me. But then, a foreigner suddenly took the lead and knelt down, pointing to two container trucks parked outside the window, and said with great pain, "Dude, the trucks are full of dollars. Please take them all for plastic surgery, because you look exactly like Tom Cruise. How will he get along in the future? " "……

Even my exam questions are like this:

Title: Be the most handsome.

A: I don't have to do it. It is now.

Title: Make the ugliest appearance.

A: You don't have to do it, no matter how you do it, it won't be ugly ~

The party needs me to be handsome, and I have to be handsome! ~ ~ ~ The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas ~