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1. The original answer in the classical Chinese of Lingyin Temple was "I won a reputation" in order to get the praise of all the officials.

Original: A monk in Lingyin Temple, named after tea, is good at playing with mortar. But a few teas are saved, and the guests always think they are ripe; Its top-class, non-distinguished guests and people who know the taste have services.

One day, when a senior official arrived, the monk bowed very respectfully, took out good tea and cooked it himself, hoping to win praise. Your official is silent.

Confused, the monk went in with the best cooking skills. The wine is exhausted, no praise.

The monk bowed eagerly and said, "Where's the tea?" Your official held up a lamp and said, "It's very hot." There is a monk in Lingyin Temple. He is famous for his tea ceremony and is proficient in tea sets. Moreover, his tea collection has several grades, and different teas are cooked for him according to the dignity of the guests. If he is not a noble person or a person who knows tea, the best tea will not be given to him. One day, a distinguished guest came, and the monk respectfully gave him good tea and made tea for him himself, waiting for the guest's praise. The distinguished guest remained silent. The monk was puzzled and took out the best tea for the guests. The tea is almost finished. The monk couldn't wait, so he bowed down and said, "What's the smell of this tea?" The distinguished guest took the teacup and handed it to him, saying, "It's a little hot." Ironically, flatterers and guests are uneducated people.

2. Translation and solution of classical Chinese of monks in Lingyin Temple A monk in Lingyin Temple is famous for his tea ceremony, and his tea set is very exquisite.

However, there are several grades of tea in his collection, and he often cooks different teas for guests according to their identities. The best tea will not be given to him once, if it is not because of someone with noble status or who knows how to taste tea. One day, a noble official came, and the monks respected him very much. They took out good tea and boiled water for him personally, hoping to get praise from the guests.

The guests have been silent. In doubt, the monk took out the best tea, brewed it with boiling water and gave it to the guests. The tea is almost finished, and there is no good comment.

The monk couldn't wait, bowed and said, "How about this tea?" Your official handed the teacup and said, "It's very hot." .

3. Classical Chinese Translation and Solution of Lingyin Temple Monks Lingyin Temple Monks are named after tea, and their pots and pans are all fine. However, there are several kinds of tea stored, which are always considered as cooking. The best of them are not distinguished guests or people who know the taste. They are all waiters. One day, a noble official arrived, and the monk bowed very respectfully, brought out good tea and cooked it himself, hoping to win praise. The noble official was silent. The monk was puzzled and went in with the best cooking skills. The drink was finished and there was no praise. The monk couldn't wait, so he bowed down and said, "Tea! Your official held up a lamp and said, "It's very hot. "1. Please guess the monk's mood after listening to your guest's words in your own words. 2. What kind of people do you think the irony of this question is now? I will get extra points if I answer well, the crazy kind! There is a monk in Lingyin Temple who is famous for his tea ceremony, and his tea set is very exquisite. However, there are several grades of tea in his collection, and he often cooks different teas for his guests according to their identities. If it weren't for someone who is outstanding or knows the taste of tea, the best tea would not be given to him once. One day, a noble official came and the monk was very respectful to him. He took out very good tea leaves and personally boiled water to make tea for him, hoping to get the praise of the guests. The guests remained silent. Confused, the monks took out the best tea for the guests. The tea is almost finished, and there is no good comment. Your official handed the teacup and said, "It's very hot.

4. The original answer to the classical Chinese in Lingyin Temple was "I won a reputation", in order to get praise from officials.

Original: A monk in Lingyin Temple, named after tea, is good at playing with mortar. But a few teas are saved, and the guests always think they are ripe; Its top-class, non-distinguished guests and people who know the taste have services. One day, when a senior official arrived, the monk bowed very respectfully, took out good tea and cooked it himself, hoping to win praise. Your official is silent. Confused, the monk went in with the best cooking skills. The wine is exhausted, no praise. The monk bowed eagerly and said, "Where's the tea?" Your official held up a lamp and said, "It's very hot."

There is a monk in Lingyin Temple. He is famous for his tea ceremony and is proficient in tea sets. Moreover, his tea collection has several grades, and different teas are cooked for him according to the dignity of the guests. If he is not a noble person or a person who knows tea, the best tea will not be given to him. One day, a distinguished guest came, and the monk respectfully gave him good tea and made tea for him himself, waiting for the guest's praise. The distinguished guest remained silent. The monk was puzzled and took out the best tea for the guests. The tea is almost finished. The monk couldn't wait, so he bowed down and said, "What's the smell of this tea?" The distinguished guest held the teacup in his hand and said, "It's a little hot."

Ironically, flatterers and guests are uneducated.

5. Translation and solution of classical Chinese of monks in Lingyin Temple A monk in Lingyin Temple is famous for his tea ceremony, and his tea set is very exquisite.

However, there are several grades of tea in his collection, and he often cooks different teas for guests according to their identities. The best tea will not be given to him once, if it is not because of someone with noble status or who knows how to taste tea. One day, a noble official came, and the monks respected him very much. They took out good tea and boiled water for him personally, hoping to get praise from the guests.

The guests have been silent. In doubt, the monk took out the best tea, brewed it with boiling water and gave it to the guests. The tea is almost finished, and there is no good comment.

The monk couldn't wait, bowed and said, "How about this tea?" Your official handed the teacup and said, "It's very hot." .

6. Classical Chinese: It is best to have an article explaining the translation of Longjing inscriptions. In the second year of Yuanfeng, on the second day of Mid-Autumn Festival, I went to Hangzhou from Xing Wu, and then I rushed back to Huiji in the East. There is a master in Longjing (here) who invited me to the (Longjing) Mountain. By the time I got out of the city, the sun had set. Asked (Shen Liao) if Longjing had a sedan chair, (Shen Liao) said, "(You) came at a bad time, and (the sedan chair) has already left." That night, the sky was clear, the moonlight in the Woods was bright, and even the hair could be counted. So he gave up the boat and walked slowly along the lake with crutches and Shen Liao. Entering Lingshiwu, I accidentally found a path (along it) to the upper hand of Lingshan Mountain, stopped at Longjing Pavilion, poured the spring water, and drank (returned) against the rocks. From Puning to Longjing Pavilion, I passed 15 Buddhist temples, all of which were quiet and could not hear people's voices. The roadside lights are looming, and the vegetation is flourishing. I visited this outstanding scholar in Chao Yintang and went back the next day. Note Longjing: On Xifeng Huangling in Hangzhou, Zhejiang, Longjing's real name is Dragon Fire, which originally refers to mountain spring. Longjing is a well named after spring water. Tea is produced around the mountain, which is the famous West Lake Longjing tea. Inscribe as a souvenir. Yuanfeng two years, AD 10. He once gave lectures at Tianzhu Temple in Lingyin Mountain, and lived in Shousheng Temple for two years (1079). Cai Bian and Shen Liao mentioned below are friends of Su Shi. Bi Chuguo: When he was away from home, Bi and Guo were away from home; This refers to Hangzhou. Sunset: Near dusk. Navigation: crossing. Puning: the name of the temple. Taoist: Monk. Reference ratio: the dharma name is modest, the self-name refers to Liao Zi, and the poem name. The sentence "Ask Longjing" means that I asked where the sedan chair sent by the master was. Liao said that because I didn't arrive on time, the sedan chair had been carried back. After the rain cleared, Zhang Ce was on crutches. Merged lake: along the lake. Leifeng Pagoda: The name of the peak is on Zhaoqian Mountain on the south bank of Hangzhou West Lake, an ancient pagoda, namely Leifeng Pagoda. Nanping: The name of the mountain is in the southwest of Qingbo Gate in Hangzhou, Shandong Province. Lingshiwu: The name of the mountain, in the southwest of Hangmailing, belongs to Qing Ji Mountain. Branch diameter: path. Rest (q) Yes. Hide: blink. Exciting: Describe the rapid flow of water. "Almost none" means that the scene along this road probably doesn't belong to this world. It's almost the second day. The "walk" is about to begin. Only then. Shoushengyuan: Temple name, about one mile away from Longjing. (y)

7. Song Wenzhi's Ancient Poetry of Lingyin Temple is a full-text translation, not for appreciation. Thank you for your originality:

The vulture ridge is gloomy, and the Dragon Palace is lonely.

Look at the sea, the door is facing the tide in Zhejiang.

In the middle of the month, laurel trees fall and fragrant clouds float outside.

If you climb the tower, you will find that spring is far away.

Frost is thin, flowers are hairy, and ice leaves are not withered.

The age of rewelding is still different, and the search is right.

Stay on Tiantai Road and look at the extra stone bridge.

Translation:

Feilai peak is majestic and lush, and the Buddhist temple is solemn and lonely.

The first floor overlooks the magnificent sunrise, and the temple gate faces the Qiantang River tide.

Osmanthus fragrans often falls to the temple in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and Buddha incense can float for nine days.

Climb vines to ancient pagodas in the distance, and hollow out trees to take springs in the distance.

Frost flowers bloom more vigorously at the foot of the mountain, and the leaves will not fall because of the cold.

In his early years, he loved the strange scenery in the distance to wash away the troubles in the world.

Wait until I walk into the road of Tiantai Mountain and watch me cross Banxi Stone Bridge.

8. Poetry about Lingyin Temple Lingyin Temple (Song Wenzhi) Jiuling Mountain is gloomy and the Dragon Palace is lonely.

Look at the sea, the door is facing the tide in Zhejiang. In the middle of the month, laurel trees fall and fragrant clouds float outside.

If you climb the tower, you will find that spring is far away. Frost is thin, flowers are hairy, and ice leaves are not withered.

The age of rewelding is still different, and the search is right. Stay on Tiantai Road and look at the extra stone bridge.

Ren Guang (Bai Juyi) enjoys the exhibition of red magnolia in Lingyin Temple. Purple chalk contains sharp flame, and red rouge dyes small lotus flowers. How much fragrance makes monks regret becoming monks.

In summer, after climbing Lingyin Temple, the top of the mountain is extremely hot, which is in the dog days. Radish is hard to penetrate the sun, and the trees are windy.

The mountains are Dieyun, and Sichuan is inclined to the east. That knowledge is different from that of the ancients.

Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou made Song Zhen (Guan Xiu) enter the city and invade the summer, but he still heard Lingyin lived in seclusion. In the monk's room, thank you. In the temple, Ge Hongshu.

The moon tree monkeys sleep, and the mountain pond is sparse. My emperor loves quiet, so he will marry me.

In the early autumn, I wrote a topic: Lingyin Temple in Tianzhu (Jiadao), before the peak, after the peak, the new autumn in the temple. Looking at Wozhou from a very high window. People smell crickets, and cranes hang macaques.

Crossing the empty river in the middle of the night, the ancient stone building is cold in the moon. My heart recalls the attempt to hang the sail, and I thank you for traveling here in the past year.

Saquanzi (Pan Lang) remembers the Western Hills. There are three pillars in front of Lingyin Temple and three pillars behind it.

Several trips to Cold Spring Pavilion. Just like clear autumn.

When the white ape saw climbing a tree, he shouted where to go. Don't look at the aperture.

There are always peaks and valleys. Lingyin Temple Peak Buddhist Temple (not to mention diving) beckons to this peak, and the lower bound is unknown.

The shadow of the tower hangs clear, and the bells are ringing white clouds. Look at the quiet room, incense burns all over the street.

While driving in the west, it's still dark. Poems are reused as preface from Lingyin Temple (Su Shi) Don't look, the splendor of Wang Qian by the Qiantang River is gone forever today.

The house is piled with gold, and the beads are measured. Luck is simple and easy. The official travels in all directions, and the palace que keeps idle people for entertainment.

Sweet and sour, joys and sorrows are two moments, there is no need to worry. There are secluded places everywhere in the western hills, and I love to fly alone.

White beard laughed at Liu and Pu. Gaotang will be eaten by thousands of people, beating gongs and drums.

It is better to have a quilt picture than to have a fragrant abbot to sleep. When the breeze came, I fell asleep, so I was proud of Emperor Xihe.

When I got home, the crow had just finished, and the lonely smoke and sunset could not be copied. Beginning of autumn prayed for rain and stayed at Lingyin Temple. Xu Erling (Su Shi) piled hundreds of boxes, and he fell asleep on the couch.

The snow and frost in the bed invade the home, and the piano in the pillow is built for spring. The rugged world must be tasted, and the lonely mountain will gradually grow old.

Only the pity for farmers is still there, and the expectation for Han Yun is even more vacant. Before Lingyin, there was a song dedicated to Don. ) Wen moved to Lingyin Temple (Su Shi), with Lingyin in front, Tianzhu and Er Quan carved in the back.

I don't know where the water came from and jumped into the valley like thunder. Ruthless and unpredictable, I would like to linger under the cold spring pavilion.

I have been in Qiantang for 600 days, and it is not warm in the mountains for the time being. Now you have to be a spiritual hermit, and clothes and grass follow the monks and vegetables.

Can manage a cold spring for a hundred days, without twenty-four books.

There are two reasons why this classical Chinese is humorous: a monk in Lingyin Temple. A monk in Lingyin Temple, named after his ability to make tea, is proficient in the tools of making tea. In this way, he saved several kinds of tea in the future and often saw guests coming to make tea and present it to him; The best tea is not a guest or a bosom friend, so it will not be taken out. One day, when a senior official arrived, the monk respectfully visited and took out good tea. The monk cooked it for the official himself, hoping to get his money. The senior official was silent. The monk was puzzled and cooked him with the best tea. The senior official has finished drinking, but he has no money. The monk was anxious and couldn't wait, so he bowed and asked, "Tea. A senior official said with a teacup, "It's very hot in Chata. "The reason for his humor should be similar to a modern ridicule similar to a cold joke. 1. According to the dignity of the guest, he came to make tea and sacrifice-this is actually a kind of irony. Buddhists don't care about their relatives and friends when they cross the river. The monk couldn't wait-he asked too many opinions from others and gave a warning. 3. "It's very hot."

10. Help me translate. The mountains around the West Lake are in urgent need of three sides, and Xishan is the best; According to Xishan, there are only four temples, and Lingyin is the best. There are five pavilions to win the spirit, and the most secluded is to hide your light and bide your time. Behind the temple, under the North Peak, we start from the northwest corner of the mountain. The road is steep and tortuous, with cliffs on both sides and many miles of connection. On the beautiful bamboo forest of Jiashu, the species of rabbit-silk radish spread and grew, and the branches were shady and green, and the sunlight leaked under the leaves of wood, bright as glass, so lovely. The bird heard someone approaching. They often echo each other from a distance, and when they meet, they rest in the tree and sit by the grass. Those who daydream leisurely stop and go, and can't leave for a long time. As soon as they heard the Sanskrit, they were like stones coming out of the forest, because Xu Bu heard that they had been at the door for a long time. The hall is clean and tidy, without any dust. Surrounded by mountains and overlapping peaks, it is extremely graceful and beautiful, and the milk springs are connected. The house is full of wind and rain, day and night. Eight or nine old monks sat watching with their eyes closed, and none of the guests could afford to come. However, the abbot went out and sat in Xiao Xuan, burning incense, drinking tea and eating fruit. After he led the guests out, he saw thousands of big bamboos. Come on! Down the hill along the road.