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Complete Collection of Ancient Poems with Homophones
A complete collection of ancient poems with homophones
1. "Untitled"
Li Shangyin of the Tang Dynasty
It is difficult to say goodbye when we meet, the east wind is powerless and the flowers are withered .
The spring silkworms will not dry up until their threads (thinking) are dead, and the wax torches will turn to ashes before their tears dry up.
When I look into the mirror at dawn, I am worried about the clouds on my temples. When I sing at night, I should feel the cold moonlight.
There is not much way to get to Pengshan, and the blue bird is diligent in visiting.
2. "Willow Branches"
Wen Tingyun of the Tang Dynasty
Lighting a lamp and candle at the bottom of the well (instructions) Yi, *** Lang Changxing, do not play chess (default) ).
The exquisite dice is decorated with red beans, and I miss you deeply.
3. "Bamboo Branches"
Liu Yuxi of the Tang Dynasty
The willows are green and the Qingjiang River is level, and I can hear the singing on the Langjiang River.
The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. There is no sunshine but there is sunshine (love).
4. "Send Yuan Er Envoy to Anxi"
Tang Wangwei
The morning rain in Weicheng is light and dusty, and the guest houses are green and willows (left) look new.
I advise you to drink a glass of wine. There is no old friend when you leave Yangguan in the west.
5. "The Yellow Crane Tower Sends Meng Haoran to Guangling"
Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty
The old friend left the Yellow Crane Tower in the west, and the fireworks went down to Yangzhou in March.
The shadow of the lone sail in the distance is gone in the blue sky, and only the Yangtze River can be seen flowing in the sky.
6. "Xie Gongting"
Tang Li Bai
When Xie Ting leaves, the scenery becomes sad every time.
The guests dispersed in the blue sky and the moon, and the mountains and sky were clear and the water flowed (stay).
7. "Zhuli Pavilion"
Wang Wei of Tang Dynasty
Sitting alone in the quiet (worried) Huangli, playing the piano and whistling loudly.
People in the deep forest don’t know that the bright moon comes to shine.
8. "Autumn Dwelling in the Mountains"
Wang Wei of the Tang Dynasty
After the new rain in the empty mountains, the weather is late for autumn (sadness).
The bright moon shines among the pines, and the clear spring rocks flow up (stay).
The bamboo noise returns to Huan Nu, and the lotus moves off the fishing boat.
Let the spring fragrance rest at will, and the kings and grandsons can stay.
9. "A Guest's Journey"
Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty
Lanling's fine wine is filled with tulips, and the jade bowl contains amber light.
But it makes the host drunk and the guests don’t know where they are in a foreign country (thinking).
10. "Weicheng Song"
Wang Wei of the Tang Dynasty
The morning rain in Weicheng is light and dusty, and the guest houses are green and willows (left) look new.
I advise you to drink another glass of wine, and there will be no old friends when you leave Yangguan in the west.
11. "Sending a Friend to Shu"
Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty
It is said that the silkworm road is rugged and difficult to travel.
The mountain rises from the human face, and the clouds rise from the horse's head.
The fragrant trees cage Qinzhan, and the spring flow (stay) surrounds the city of Shu.
The rise and fall should have been determined, there is no need to ask Jun Ping.
12. "Ode to the Willow"
Tang He Zhizhang
The jasper is as high as a tree, with thousands of green silk ribbons hanging down.
I don’t know who cut out the thin leaves. The moon and spring breeze are like scissors.
13. "Sigh of White Hair"
Tang Wei Yingwu
The same leaf has fallen, and the solitary mirror is dawning.
The strands of silk (thought) are hard to separate at first, and the poplar flowers are entwined around each other.
People who serve in times are prone to decline, and my years are still young.
14. "Drinking on the Lake, First Sunny and Later Rain (Two Poems) (Part 1)"
Su Shi of the Song Dynasty
Only when the water is shining and clear (love) is it good, The color of the mountain is also strange when it is empty and covered with rain.
If you want to compare West Lake to Xizi, it is always better to put on light makeup and heavy makeup.
15. "Autumn Night Song"
Wang Wei of the Tang Dynasty
When Gui Po was born, the autumn (sorrow) dew was faint, and the light Luo was already thin and had not changed its clothes.
I have been playing with the silver zheng diligently for a long time, but I am too timid to return to the empty room.
16. "Zhongnan Mountain"
Wang Wei of Tang Dynasty
Taiyi is close to the capital of heaven, stretching from mountains to sea corners.
The white clouds look back and merge, and the blue mist comes in to see nothing.
The peaks in the field are changing, and the clouds and clears (emotions) are different.
If you want to stay somewhere, ask the woodcutter across the water.
17. "Climbing the Yueyang Tower"
Du Fu of the Tang Dynasty
In the past I heard about the water in Dongting, now I am going up to the Yueyang Tower.
Southeast of Wu and Chu, the universe floats day and night.
There are no relatives or friends, and there are no old and sick people.
The soldiers and horses passed through the north of the mountain, and Pingxuan Tisi Liu (stayed).
18. "Sunset"
Du Fu of the Tang Dynasty
The cattle and sheep have been down for a long time, and each has closed the wood door.
On a romantic night, the country is no longer my hometown.
The stone spring flows (leave) the dark wall, and the grass dew drops on the autumn (sorrow) roots.
When the head is white and the lamp is bright, there is no need for flowers to bloom.
19. "Autumn Evening"
Du Mu of Tang Dynasty
The silver candle (advice) of autumn (sorrow) paints the screen with cold light, and the light fan blows at the flowing fireflies.
The night is as cool as water on Tianjie, lying down watching Altair and Vega.
20. "Inscribed on the Zen Temple Behind Poshan Temple"
Tang Changjian
Entering the ancient temple early in the morning, the first sun shines on the high forest.
The winding path leads to a secluded (sorrowful) place, and the Zen room is deep with flowers and trees.
The light of the mountains pleases the birds, and the shadows of the ponds empty the hearts of the people.
All sounds are silent, except for the sound of bells and chimes.
21. "The Night Rain Sends to the North"
Li Shangyin of the Tang Dynasty
When you asked about the return date, the night rain in Bashan filled the autumn pond.
Why should the emperor cut the candles from the west window (instructions), but say that it is raining at night in Bashan.
22. "Looking at the Moon and Huaiyuan"
Zhang Jiuling of the Tang Dynasty
There is a bright moon on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time.
Lovers complain about the distant night, but they start to miss each other at night.
When the candle is extinguished (advice), the light of pity is full, and the clothes are covered with dew.
I can't bear to give away gifts, but I still have a good night's sleep.
23. "Grass"
Bai Juyi of the Tang Dynasty
The grass grows in the original land, withering and growing every year.
Wildfire cannot burn it all. The spring breeze blows and gives birth again.
The distant fragrance invades the ancient road, and the clear (love) green meets the deserted city.
I sent the king and grandson off again, and they were full of love.
24. "Out of the Fortress"
Tang Wang Zhihuan
Far above the Yellow River, among the white clouds, there is an isolated city called Wanren Mountain.
Why should the Qiang flute blame the willows (stay), the spring breeze does not pass through Yumen Pass.
Homophonic subtitles of ancient poems and jokes
Glass Bodhisattva - Understanding Man (God)
Zhao Kuangyin sells steamed buns - The imperial driver personally conquers (steamed)
Zhao Kuangyin has a nosebleed - I am in the red
The judge who dug out his eyes——Blind Guan (ghost)
The drum of the City God’s Temple——Ghost Kan (knock)
The City God The old man's horse - Bujianqi (riding)
The city god's beard - Gui Nao (fried)
The city god Dai Xiao - running for nothing (robe)
Licorice in the drug store - an indispensable one (taste)
Opening the drawer in the drug store - looking for toys (pills)
Fire in the tea shop - Sure enough (burning)
Waving in the teahouse - Hu (pot) comes
Using straw handles as lamps - Carelessness (core)
Soaking in the grass mud pond - Laughing ( Leaven)
Straw hat as a gong - I can’t think (ring)
Fire on the grass beach - Mercy (green)
Beat buckwheat hulls into paste - two Non-stick (sticky)
Hanging soles from vitex trees - pulling (thorn) skin
Sitting in the lobby with a toilet - dirty (dirty) official
tree Small shade and little shade - no care (shadow)
The tree fell - no shadow (shade)
Underneath the salty broth - no words (salt)
Eat too much salt - no matter what you do (salty)
Cook tofu with pickles - have something to say (salt) first
Cook tofu with pickles - no need to say more (salt)
Pickles dipped in miso - too heavy (salt)
The monk bowed his head and confessed - something was wrong (neck)
Lighted the noodles - — It’s not a crime (rice)
Fried tofu with pickles - something to say (salt) first
Put lime on the mouth - Bai said (brush)
Hardcover Moutai - For a Long Time (Liquor)
Zhu Bajie Taking Photos - Looking for Embarrassment (See)
Xiao Su's Dad - Laoshu (Su)
Liangshan Bo Military Advisor - Wu (Wu) Yong
One, two, three, five, six - Nothing (four)
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - Wang (Wu) eight,
Two lines pop out of an ink fountain - the thinking (silk) path is wrong
Falling into a pile of charcoal - mold (coal) reaches the top
One hundred kilograms Steaming a longevity peach over noodles - waste (waste) snacks
One leg of trousers - forming a group (skirt)
Being a widow for the rest of your life - an old hand (guarding),
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Bag in the air - pretending to be crazy. (pretend to be cool).
Song Jiang’s military advisor is useless. (Wu Yong).
The old woman went to the henhouse - idiot. (Bendan).
The straw hat seller throws his pole - watch out. (leave the rope).
My brother is not at home - don't come. (Sister-in-law comes).
My nephew lights a lantern - as usual. (Uncle Zhao).
Rain hits yellow plum blossoms - bad luck. (fallen plum).
Half a tael of cotton - no discussion. (no bullet required).
A bald man holding an umbrella - lawlessness. (No hair, no sky).
Shorty Transition - Peace of mind. (Yan Xin).
Buying pigs in a horse shop - that's not a problem. (Not that city).
The weather in the twelfth lunar month - use your hands and feet. (frozen hands and frozen feet).
A father kowtows to his son - this is unreasonable. (How can there be such a gift).
Public toilets are still made of stone - causing public outrage.
(causing public feces).
Wearing a leather jacket inside out - pretending. (pretending to be a sheep).
Confucius moved - a net loss. (It’s just a book).
Pregnant women walk on a single-plank bridge - taking risks out of desperation. (Take risks).
Grandma’s dead son—no help. (no uncle).
My husband slapped his fan - desolate. (Wife Liang).
The scholar’s ??towel—guaranteed loss. (Book included).
The turtle climbs the threshold—but look at this. (But look at this translation).
It’s no surprise that towels are the pick of the needle. (Not enough for a flag).
A dull knife cuts through bamboo - I can't think about it. (It won’t ring).
Tie chicken feathers to telephone poles - so brave. (What a big duster).
Crack melon seeds and you will find bed bugs - everyone has them. (There are all kinds of benevolence).
Dengcao plays the drum - I don’t want to. (no sound).
Lamp grass crutch - can't make the decision. (Can’t do the leaning).
Chatting in the salt shop - nothing to do. (too salty to do anything).
Zhang Tianshi did not use a boat to cross the sea - he had his own rules. (Have your own way to cross).
Playing the trumpet through the window - famous. (The sound is outside).
The Dragon King moves - awesome. (off the sea).
Lao Jiu’s brother——Honest. (Old Ten).
Buried in an empty coffin - defiant. (There is no one among the trees).
Jie Yuan in Wang Ba Zhong - Rules. (guiju).
Wear gloves in June – be conservative. (Guard your hands).
Raw peanuts - must be noisy. (It must be fried).
A cobbler does not carry an awl - that's fine. (Needle row).
It is just right for a girl from the He family to marry the Zheng family. (Zheng Heshi).
Monk's house - temple. (wonderful).
Washing yellow lotus by the river - why bother. (River is bitter).
Blind people wear glasses - pretending to be smart. (False and false).
Dreaming about turning into a butterfly - fantasy. (Thinking of Feifei).
Monkey learning to walk - hypocritical. (Fake orangutan).
Hardcover Moutai - a long time. (Good wine).
Spider pulling the web - selfishness. (from silk).
The blind man carries the blind man on his back - he is getting busier and busier. (Blind on top of blind).
Long live my nosebleed - it's red. (I am red).
Break the casserole - ask the truth. (Tattoo to the end).
A walk in the watermelon patch - a good choice. (Left and right are circles).
Take off the old shoes and replace them with new ones - to change the evil and return to the right. (Change your shoes to make things right).
Linen bags and straw bags - each generation is inferior to the last. (One bag is not as good as one bag).
Beans at the bottom of the bowl - vividly visible. (Every particle is in the eye).
Selling cloth without a ruler means having bad intentions. (Without intention).
The poor carpenter opens - only one sentence. (Only one saw).
Fire in the brick kiln - rumor. (Kiln smoke).
Lamp without oil - wasted effort. (Waste of waste).
Zhong Kui marries his sister - fooling around. (ghost marriage).
Crossing the river in a dung boat - pretending to be dead. (Pretending to be shit).
Sticky nest mixed with yellow lotus - year after year of suffering. (One sticky and one sticky bitter). Complete Collection of Ancient Poems
1. If you want to see a thousand miles away, reach a higher level. "Climbing the Stork Tower" by Wang Zhihuan
2. A few peach blossoms outside the bamboo are a prophet of the warmth of the spring river. Su Shi's "Huichong's "Evening Scene on the Spring River""
3. In the old days, the king Xietang Qianyan flew into the homes of ordinary people. Liu Yuxi's "Black Clothes Alley"
4. It's the last night of Hai Ri's life, and Jiang Chun has entered the old year.
Wangwan "Under the Cibeigu Mountain"
5. People have joys and sorrows, and the moon waxes and wanes. Su Shi's "Shui Tiao Ge Tou - When will the bright moon come"
6. The wild fire will not burn out, but the spring breeze will blow again. Bai Juyi's "Farewell to the Ancient Grassland"
7. Thousands of sails passed by the side of the sunken boat, and thousands of spring trees in front of it. Liu Yuxi's "Rewarding Lotte and Seeing Gifts at the First Banquet in Yangzhou"
8. Ask the canal where you can get such clear water, because there is a source of living water. Zhu Xi's "Reflections on Reading Books"
9. Hui Dang is at the top of the mountain, and you can see all the mountains and small ones at a glance. Du Fu's "Looking at the Mountains"
10. There is no way out despite the mountains and rivers, but there is another village with dark willows and bright flowers. "Visiting Shanxi Village" by Lu You
11. It is easy to recognize the east wind, and it is always spring when it is colorful. Zhu Xi's "Spring Day"
12. Viewed from the side, there are ridges and peaks, with different heights near and far. Su Shi's "Inscription on the Wall of the Western Forest"
13. Don't be afraid of the floating clouds covering your eyes, just because you are at the highest level. Wang Anshi's "Waiting for Feilai Peak"
1. Everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the world. Gu Yanwu
2. The country has been destroyed like this, why should I regret it? Ji Hongchang
3. If you sacrifice your life for your country, why not do it? Lu You
4. I dare not forget about my country despite my humble status. Lu You
5. It is better to be a vagabond than a slave to subjugation. Feng Zikai
6. The beautiful rivers and mountains are easy to manage, and all the people are the masters. Zhu De
7. Finish the affairs of the king and the world, and win the reputation before and after death. Xin Qiji's "Broken Array"
3. After reading it on paper, I finally realize that it is shallow, but I know that this matter must be carried out. Lu You
4. He likes to study on weekdays and learn fishing in his later years. Gao Shi's "Reply to the Marquis Shaofu"
5. After studying, he rode on horseback and traveled around Huaiyin with his sword. Wang Wei's "Send Off My Congdi Fan on a Tour to Huainan"
6. His eyes are as clear as a mirror when reading books, and he is full of courage when discussing things. Xin Qiji's "Send Song to Hunan"
7. Si Ma, the son's eldest son, is a poet and scholar, while his father-in-law is studying and making spring tea. Huang Tingjian's "Farewell to the Prince"
8. A good reader does not ask for deep explanations. Every time I have an idea, I happily forget to eat. Tao Yuanming's "The Biography of Mr. Wu Liu"
9. I had known that the world would be in trouble, and I would be a fool to study. Cen Shen's "Two Marching Poems (At that time, the retinue was in Fengxiang)"
10. He is good at reading and does not ask for deep explanations. Every time I have an idea, I happily forget to eat. Tao Yuanming's "The Biography of Mr. Wu Liu"
1. I hope that people will live long and travel thousands of miles to meet the beautiful lady. Su Shi's "Shui Tiao Ge Tou"
2. I send my sorrowful heart to the bright moon and follow you until the end of the night. Li Bai's "I heard that Wang Changling moved to the left and Longbiao was far away and sent this message"
3. When the emperor cut the candle on the west window, he said it was raining at night in Bashan. Li Shangyin's "The Night Rain Sends to the North"
4. The sun sets in the west, and the heartbroken people are at the end of the world. Ma Zhiyuan's "Tian Jing - Sha Qiu Si"
5. I advise you to drink a glass of wine. There is no old friend when you leave Yangguan in the west. Wang Wei's "Send Yuan Er Envoy to Anxi"
6. Where can I get the hometown letter? Return to Yanluoyang. "At the foot of Cibeigu Mountain" by Wangwan
7. The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, while the friendship between villains is as sweet as sweet wine. Zhuangzi
8. The shadow of the lone sail in the distance is gone in the blue sky, and only the Yangtze River can be seen flowing in the sky. Li Bai's "Send Off to Meng Haoran in Guangling"
9. The war has been going on for three months, and letters from home are worth ten thousand gold. Du Fu's "Spring Hope"
10. There is no way to be ecstatic, the west wind blows behind the curtain, and people are thinner than yellow flowers. Li Qingzhao's "Drunken Flower Yin"
11. I know from afar that my brothers are climbing to a high place, so I plant a dogwood tree and one of them is missing. Wang Wei's "Remembering Shandong Brothers on September 9th"
12. Look up at the bright moon and lower your head to think about your hometown. Li Bai's "Quiet Night Thoughts" A Complete Collection of Ancient Poems
Han Stele
Li Shangyin
The Emperor Yuanhe's divine martial posture, who is Zaixuan and Xi?
I vowed to avenge the holy humiliation and sit in the Dharma Palace to face the barbarians.
There has been a thief in Huaixi for fifty years, and the wolf has been sealed.
If you don’t rely on mountains and rivers, you can control the plains. You can lead them with spears in the sun.
The emperor received the holy form to say salvation, the thieves were supported by the immortal god, and the seal of the emperor was hung on his waist as the capital, and the dark wind blew the flag of the king of heaven.
? Wu Gutong was the tooth and claw, and Yi Cao Wailang wrote and followed.
The marching Sima is wise and brave, and the 140,000 people are like tigers.
Enter Cai and tie the thieves to offer sacrifices to the Taimiao. It is a shame to give up the favor without merit.
The emperor said that you are the first in meritorious deeds. The more you do, the more suitable it is for you to say goodbye.
The more you pay homage to Ji, the more you dance: the inscriptions on gold and stone will show your ability.
The ancients were known as generous people, but this matter is not related to their duties.
Since ancient times, I have always refused to give in. I have repeatedly nodded to the emperor after finishing my words.
When the public retires from fasting and sits in a small pavilion, how can one be soaked in the stains of a large pen?
Correcting the characters in the classics of Yao and Shun, and obliterating the poems of people living in Qing temples,
Wen Cheng The broken body writing is written on the paper, and I worship the Danchi again in the early morning.
The expression says that the minister is more ignorant and will die, and chants the stele of the sacred merit book.
The stele is three feet high and the words are like a bucket, and it bears the words Ling Ao Pan and Chi.
There are few people who use odd sentences and repeated metaphors, and the slanderous emperor talks about his personal interests.
The long rope dragged the stele down for hundreds of feet, and the coarse sand and boulders were used to grind it down.
Young master is gentle and vigorous, and has already penetrated into people's liver and spleen.
There is a description of the soup plate and Kongding, but today there is no record of its utensils.
The Holy King and His Majesty are called upon, and they are in harmony with Heliu Chunxi.
After being polite and silent, Hao and Sanwu chased each other.
I wish that thousands of books will be filled with praises, and my right hand will be covered with foam at the corner of my mouth.
It is said that there were two generations in the seventies who thought that the Zen jade was used to inspect the foundation of the hall.
Climbing Lanshan Mountain in Autumn to Send Zhang Wu
Meng Haoran
In the white clouds of the North Mountain, the hermit feels happy.
Climb high only when we look at each other, and our hearts will fly away with the geese.
Worry arises in the dusk, and happiness comes in the autumn.
Sometimes I see people returning to the village, crossing the sand to rest.
The trees on the horizon are like shepherd's purses, and the islands on the riverside are like the moon.
Why should you bring wine to get drunk on the Double Ninth Festival?
Deng Youzhou Taige
Qiu Wei
There are no ancients before and no newcomers after.
Thinking about the long journey of heaven and earth, I shed tears with sadness.
Presented to Zhang Gongcao on the night of August 15th
Han Yu
The sky is covered with slender clouds and there is no river, and the breeze blows the moon in the sky.
The sand is flat and the water is quiet, the sound is shadowy, and a cup of wine makes you sing.
The sound of your song is sour and bitter, and you will end up crying like rain if you can't listen to it.
The sky above Dongting is full of suspicion, and dragons are infested by the orangutan glider.
Nine out of ten lives, he went to the official residence, living in seclusion and silence, just like hiding and running away.
Fear of snakes when getting out of bed, fear of eating medicine, sea air, dampness, stings and fishy smell.
Yesterday, I was beating big drums in front of the state, and the successor emperor ascended to Kuigao.
The letter of pardon travels thousands of miles in one day, and all sins are wiped out.
Those who migrated will be chased and those who fled will return, and the Qing Dynasty will clean up the flaws and dirt.
The application of the name of the Zhou family made the family suppressed, and Kan Ke had to move to Jingman.
It is unbearable to judge a lowly official, and it would be like beating Chu in the dust.
At the same time, many generations are on the road, and the road to heaven is dangerous and difficult to follow.
Please don’t listen to my song. My song is related to you now:
There are many bright moons in the year and tonight, life is determined by fate, not by others.
What’s the point of not drinking even if you have wine?
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