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Do you know a lineage table handed down by the 12 emperors of the Qing Dynasty?

It is said that Aisin Giorro Puyi, the last emperor in the history of China, swallowed his last breath on19671kloc-0/June 7 16, and when he stumbled into the underworld, he suddenly found that 1 1 emperors of the Qing Dynasty were already waiting for him. Puyi looked intently: His grandfather Huang Taiji's expression on his face was uncertain. When he was about to dodge, he only heard Huang Taiji shout "The black sheep Puyi knelt down", which made Puyi's feet tremble. He immediately knelt down. Seeing that our ancestors were angry, several other emperors looked at each other and dared not make any noise. Then Huang taiji said, "You think it's none of your business? Listen to me one by one! "

Twelve emperors of Qing dynasty

I saw Huang Taiji walking slowly towards his son Shunzhi, saying, "My son is a bad karma. I thought I had been preoccupied with Princess Chen Hailan Zhu and her children, but I ignored you. In my impression, as a father, I don't seem to have hugged you several times and asked Amar to hug you. " At that time, a group of emperors behind him, including Shunzhi, were covered with black lines. They only heard Shunzhi say to himself, "Dad, my son has grown up. I don't want to lose face when you hug me like this. Besides, what's wrong with so many people? " "Afraid of what? They are all descendants of my Aisingiorro family. Who will laugh? You have been neglected by my father since you were a child.

When I grew up, I lived in the shadow of your uncle Dourgen for so long. Until dourgen died. You think you can let go of your ambition, but your mother, Da Yuer ... By the way, where is Da Yuer? "The words sound just fell and I saw an elegant lady flash behind the two emperors. She bowed to Huang taiji and said, "See your majesty, concubine." Huang taiji said to her, "You are too harsh in political strategy, but as a mother, you are too harsh. If you can be half as patient with Fu Lin as our grandson Michelle Ye, your mother and son will not make trouble in the end. " After that, Huang Taiji turned to Shunzhi and said, "There are many criticisms about you and Dong Fei, but I am not qualified to say you. Maybe my experience with Princess Chen Hailan Zhu has a deep influence on you. You are the king of a country, but you have no right to choose the person you love. You must be full of helplessness, but do you know what you gave up? It is the people of the whole country. "

Speaking of this, Huang Taiji looked at his grandson Kangxi and said, "Michelle Ye, come to Grandpa Huang." Then he turned to Shunzhi and said, "Fu Lin, did you see it? It was this boy who succeeded to the throne at the age of eight, eradicated Ao Bai at the age of sixteen, put down the San Francisco rebellion at the age of twenty and unified Taiwan Province Province at the age of thirty. I said you were born in a bad business, but he was also-he lost his father at the age of eight and his mother at the age of nine. You must learn all kinds of skills from an early age. " Kangxi, who was praised by Huang Taiji, quickly replied: "It's all the foundation of Grandpa Huang, otherwise the grandson can't do anything." "Don't rush to give me a top hat, I'm not finished yet. You are a good emperor, yes, but you are not a good father. Look at your nine sons who won office in your later years, but fortunately, Yin Zhen, who inherited your inheritance, is not an idle generation after all. "

Twelve emperors of Qing dynasty

Yongzheng suddenly heard Huang Taiji recite his name, and he could not help but be awed: "Thanks to the wrong love of our ancestors." Huang Taiji said, "Yin Zhen, as an emperor, you are excellent, but as a person, ask yourself, have you ever been really happy in your life? Work is work, and life is life. Your life is like a spring, always in a tight state, and finally it breaks. " When Kangxi saw that his grandfather praised his son's achievements, he accused him of not paying attention to his health, so he went forward and said, "To say that the life situation of the Qing emperor is the most successful-to say that he and I are both rich and prosperous, and our personal life span is the longest among us, it must be because we have maintained a good attitude all the year round."

As soon as Gan Long heard Grandpa praising himself in front of him, he took the initiative to go forward. This action was avoided by Huang taiji's eyes. He only heard him say, "Li Hong, your grandfather praised you. I seem to remember that when your grandparents were alive, you were your grandfather's favorite grandson, and later generations called your era Kanggan Shi Sheng. " Ganlong pretended to be modest and said, "These are all fallacies of later generations." At this time, Huang Taiji changed his face and said, "It is good that you know this is a fallacy. Do you think it is easy for ancestors to conquer the world? But what about you? Look at the Great Qing Dynasty under your rule: the treasury is empty, the armaments are lax, the people's livelihood is difficult, and there are no officials and no greed. I want to see who you used when I used a well-read person like Fan Wencheng to help my country. They are all flattering people! "

Twelve emperors of Qing dynasty

At this time, Jiaqing, who was on the side, saw that his father was scolded, and quickly advised: "Don't scold Amar, ancestor, because we junior generations are incompetent, which made the national strength of the Qing Dynasty decline." Seeing that Jiaqing was noisy, Huang Taiji said to him, "Don't forgive your Amar. It is true that the national strength of the Qing Dynasty declined in your hands, but what should I say? If you changed your brother, no one would do better than you. At least you punished the big corrupt official Xiao Shenyang as soon as you succeeded to the throne. As for the corruption of the Qing bureaucrats, it is deeply rooted and powerless. Compared with your predecessors, you are indeed a mediocre generation, and it is not easy to support it. " When Daoguang heard his ancestors say this about his father, he thought he could escape-because in his view, he was almost like his father-although his level was mediocre, he was also deeply troubled by the disadvantages of the previous generation. Who knows that Huang Taiji shouted at him: "Why don't you explain to me what treaty of nanking is all about?

Have you forgotten my ancestral motto: descendants who have lost an inch of land are not allowed to enter the ancestral grave of my Essien Qiao Luo family. Look at your chosen successor. The whole person is a loser. If the little six sons had been established, how could Cixi monopolize the country? Maybe I have achieved the goal of reform and strengthening early in the morning and will not be defeated by a small country in Japan. Xianfeng was too scared to go out when he heard his ancestors' comments on himself. Sure enough, Huang Taiji rushed forward and kicked him: "Your boy is more shameful than your father. Let me ask you: When the British and French allied forces attacked Beijing, who took the lead and ran away, leaving the people of Beijing unattended? And who is bad for you to marry? Do you have to marry a Yenara woman? As a result, the emperors of Tongzhi, Guangxu and Xuan Tong all succumbed to the arrogance of the harem and left no species. " When this statement came out, Xianfeng, Tongzhi, Guangxu and Xuantong were all trembling and silent.

Just then a voice sounded: "Old Eight, why are you so angry?" Looking back, Huang Taiji found that it was an old man, Nurhachi, and quickly visited him. Nurhachi is not in a hurry to let Huang Taiji come forward. After a long time, Nurhachi said, "Do you know why you are kneeling?" "I report to my father, I don't know." "Your mother is also a woman of Ye Na Labu. Do you mean accusing your father of being wrong? " "I dare not." "You dare not? There are many things you dare to do-I ask you: where is my Abahai? " "This is really my son's fault, but my son is also for the country. This is indeed the need of the situation. " "You get up. I ask you: What is the land of mountains and rivers? What is the purpose of our military life? Now my daikin, that is, your boy, has changed and died early in the morning.

The merits and demerits of us people will be judged by future generations, and history will move on. How many imperial surnames have changed in thousands of years? But ordinary people still have to live. Only all sentient beings in this world are the real power to promote historical progress. I thought at first, I only had thirteen sets of armor. What's the pity of changing thirteen pairs of armor for more than two hundred years? When you are free, ask the eight brothers of Zhujiajian next door to get together with Temujin, the eldest brother of Mongolia. Although both the Zhu Ming family and the Mongolian gold family in the last life let us eat a spoonful of stew in the Aisinggiorro family, we can seriously think about it. One of them galloped across Eurasia, and the other struggled from beggar to emperor step by step, which did not waste this life. As for the latter names, let future generations comment on them. "