Funny jokes about toilets

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Have a meeting! Have a meeting!

Today's meeting is very important.

I don't know. If I don't open it,

Beware of mosquito bites.

This mosquito has killed people recently! !

Especially this toilet in our factory! !

It has nothing to do with the law! !

I used to go to the bathroom! !

Push open the door,

entreat ...

18928 flies. .

This really surprises me. ...

It is raining! ! !

I squeezed two or three times and didn't get in! !

going and coming

I went to the bathroom on the second floor,

The second floor is nice,

Not a fly,

That's the one-inch mosquito with a long pointed mouth! !

What a sin! ! !

This just lifted me up and took a bite! !

One by one, holding up the long needles inch by inch,

Straight into my artery,

Smoking makes me dark and dizzy,

I just came out with my ass up! ! !

When I arrived at the hospital, I checked:

There is too much bleeding! ! ! !

Severe ulcer in the lower body!

I have been in hospital for half a month.

I finally came back on my scooter! ! !

What a mess!

Did Liu Guixiang, the toilet cleaner in our factory, come today?

Liu Guixiang, Liu Guixiang! !

You won't take it for nothing!

I deduct your bonus!

Don't clean the toilet, you Liu Guixiang!

Yaozi

Are you afraid to go into the men's room?

You are so stupid!

You don't know how to shout.

Say: hello?

If there is someone inside, don't go in and pull!

Wait inside and say: no one! You can go in and pull!

Oh, what a fool, you Liu Guixiang!

Mozi?

Has this toilet been cleaned recently?

Hey! ! ! !

You don't think I know, do you?

I just went to the bathroom yesterday,

I went in wearing a quilt, a pair of overshoes and a helmet!

Look inside,

One! ! !

It's really good! !

There are no flies!

I was just about to show it. Pull!

She heard Liu Guixiang outside a loud shout:

Hello?

I'll tell you right away: who! Ha ha!

Alas! Someone! Someone! Watch out for danger!

This Liu Guixiang wants me to be strong and fast,

Psst! Why am I in such a hurry to talk about such things?

It's not like driving a train,

She said: if you slow down, they will come back later!

I said, which one is back?

The fly is back!

Alas! ! ?

Where did the fly go?

What about you? Do you see it?

It's twelve noon. They all went to the canteen to eat! ! ! !

Be back at one o'clock on time!

There is still half a minute.