A funny joke that makes people happy.

A hilarious joke 1 1. A simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

I seem to be allergic to paper, and I feel uncomfortable every time I do my homework.

3. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open the courier and try it without scissors.

4, there is no fate between you and me, all by my face value.

5. The school canteen perfectly explains what it means to drag the hall for two minutes and queue for two hours.

6. The boss fell asleep in the rocking chair, and the proprietress gave him a leg. I feel so loving for a moment. I couldn't bear to disturb them, so I gently took two cans of Wang Zi and left.

7. Mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are difficult.

8. Maybe in a few years, someone will meet and say, "I watched your children grow up in a circle of friends."

9. I can take candid photos, but I warn you, use a beauty camera.

10, photos of other students can be used as wallpaper, while photos of my classmates can only be used as expression packs.

1 1. Some people say that they are happier to find that the person they like likes likes you than winning 5 million, but I still prefer winning 5 million.

12, a Lamborghini just passed by me and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

13, the so-called holiday, is at home, go out without money, especially free every day.

14, I used to have eight abdominal muscles, but when I practiced the ninth one, I became obsessed.

15, "What does it feel like to be short?" "Everyone can't lift their heads when they see me."

16, there is no love or hate for no reason, only obesity for no reason.

17. Lie down where you fell.

18, fall in love no matter how ugly. Speaking of a world full of love!

19, the hero is sad about the beauty pass, I am not a hero, the beauty let me pass.

20. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

Funny joke 2 1, cigarettes are not obedient, so we "smoke".

2, salted fish turn over, or salted fish.

3. I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me?

I came quietly, walked quietly, waving a dagger, leaving no one alive.

The world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

6. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles!

7. If the weather is sentimental and old, it is better to wear long pants.

8. There is a kind of cold that makes your mother feel cold, and there is a kind of cold that makes your mother tell you to wear long pants.

9. Qianshan is always in love and does not wear long pants.

10, I thought the spark between us was love, but unexpectedly, it was long pants.

1 1. Once upon a time, I had a pair of autumn trousers in front of me, which I didn't cherish. Now I regret it. If God gives me another chance, I will wear it. If there is a deadline, I hope it is a winter!

There are only two kinds of people in this world: those who wear long pants and those who don't.

13, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but holding a pair of long trousers but not wearing them.

14, whether to wear it or not, all the long pants are there, neither fat nor thin.

15, the crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was there, wearing long pants by the bed.

16, do you know why you have no object? Because in this stocking season, you are wearing a pair of autumn trousers.

17, the most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

18, men in bars are all looking for excitement, and women are mostly stimulated.

Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Chris Lee are both made of cement.

20. You told me to get out, I got out, and you told me to come back. Sorry, I rolled away!

Funny and humorous joke 3 1 that makes people happy, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

2. Pretend to be a city dweller. Now the earth is called a village.

3, you have to eat, you have to go to bed early, you don't have to stay up because you are ugly.

4. I kissed your face, full of cream, bb cream and sunscreen. I feel like I ate a lot of money in one bite.

5. Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon. Mencius said: Confucius is right!

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

7. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

8. When you are sleepy from homework and want to sleep, tell yourself: That's your memorial, that's your country and that's your people. Then I suddenly realized that I want to be a generation of wise kings.

9. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like a woman's appearance.

10, there is a yearning to look through the autumn water, and there is a cold feeling to forget to wear long pants.

1 1, wear other people's long pants, so that others don't have long pants to wear.

12. One corner of autumn clothes is tied in autumn trousers, and the other corner of autumn trousers is tied in socks, which is the most basic respect for winter.

13, how much sadness can you have, just like everyone has a pair of long pants.

14, I believe that one day, you will wait for someone who will make you feel at ease, that is, the peace of mind with long pants tied in socks.

15, when there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

16, there are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

17, the road is bumpy, give a shout and go on.

18, explanation is cover-up, cover-up is telling stories! The world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

19, marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely, which is inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

20, the sea is wide with diving, and the drums are broken.

Funny and humorous joke 4 1, is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

2, this weather, go out for 5 minutes, sweat for 2 hours.

My father expressed his opinion about my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

Now "good night" means, don't push me around.

5, ask how much you can worry about, just like encountering a cold current without wearing long pants.

6. It is said that there are only two reasons for wearing long pants. One is that you feel cold, the other is that your mother thinks you are cold.

7. I seriously doubt that Yue Lao knitted long trousers with my red rope.

8. You lost your way home in the smog in the north, and I forgot to wear long pants in the rainy weather in the south.

9. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when your future mother-in-law stands in front of you, you can only call you aunt.

10, Tanabata, are you short of light bulbs? The kind that only eats and doesn't talk.

1 1, I hope one day, we can become strangers again, get to know each other again and see how I kill you.

12, the world belongs to us and our children, but ultimately to our grandchildren!

13, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

14, parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

15, fell down, get up and cry.

16, when a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary from now on, and there is no independence day.

17, you don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.

18, money alone can't make people happy, so I also stole some jewelry, stamps, watches and so on.

19, these are not rubbish, but my antiques! Of course, you can throw it away if you don't like it.

20. Can we find a place to have a drink and make friends? Or should I give you my wallet?

In the internet world, your girlfriend may be a man and your boyfriend may be a woman, which is very painful, but you have to accept it.

We should keep quiet when listening to the lecture in the church. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

Have you heard the story that the big pig said yes and the little pig said no?

You must come when I lose weight, because I have no appetite when I see you

5, girls, don't easily say that you are a foodie. Good-looking people are called foodies, and ugly people can only be called fools.

6, obviously looks very reassuring, but is always suspected of puppy love by parents.

Young people should not stay at home all the time, but go out for a walk more. At the end of the day, you will find it interesting to play games.

8. I like your worry. No wonder my stomach can't go down.

9, the hair is gone, dandruff is more prominent!

10, I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.

1 1, I think I should go to lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed 100 ml of lard.

12, I think as long as I have some modest qualities, I will be a perfect person.

13, we always habitually think that the brain is the most important organ of the human body, but don't forget who made this judgment.

14, I pretended to work for the boss, and the boss pretended to pay me.

15, you like me, but you don't know me. If you know me, you will love me to death.

16, I haven't been to your city, but I brushed your questions there.

17, I finally found a problem, I have no sexual orientation, and I like all good-looking people.

18, every "fuck" you say, I silently make your bed in my heart.

19, quarrel with your boyfriend, don't blame him in a hurry, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, think about how to pass it on to him.

20. My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I have no chance to interrupt her.

Funny jokes that make people happy 6 1. My eyesight is very poor. For example, do you see the thumbtacks on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't.

I never watch TV. I just often check whether the TV programs in the newspaper are printed wrong.

Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

4. Later, Xiao Ming never appeared in the textbook of high school. I know that fools can't get into high school.

I swear to chop my hands when I go online again, and later I found out that I am a thousand-handed Guanyin.

6. There are many liars now, so be careful when you go out. Today, a man said in the street that he was dying of heat. I followed him for three blocks, and he didn't die.

7. Please be sure to return the heavy rain you missed in those years during military training.

8. Do you know why you are so unhappy every day? Because your boyfriend is not me!

Staying up late is not good for your health. I suggest you stay up all night.

10. When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say, "Sorry, this is a private car."

1 1. I put the TV remote control on my waist, making it look like I bought a new mobile phone.

12, all men are created equal except those who are married.

Ten years later, the court sentenced the murderer to death for the second time.

14. If Beethoven is the father of symphony, does it mean that Beethoven's father is the grandfather of symphony?

15, if you need advice or suggestions, we will provide them free of charge; If you need the correct answer, please pay extra.

16, if you want to compete with tigers who can starve to death more, you win.

17, once, I always envied my deskmate having the best deskmate in the world.

18, a fat pigeon walked into the central hall from the balcony, bravely took a shit and floated away! Don't be infatuated with pigeons. Pigeons are just a legend.

19. When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers for you on the wall.

20. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

A funny joke that makes people happy 7 1. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

2, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age!

Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it!

4. When you grow up, marry Tang Yan to be your husband, and you will play if you can, but you won't just eat him.

5. Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

6, breaking up is boring, we have the ability to play divorce!

7. I am small-minded, but I am not lacking. I have a good temper, but I am not without it!

8. You also let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling and heating really can't stand it!

9. Women like two kinds of flowers best in their life: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

10, two birds share the same life, a pair of poor butterflies.

1 1, a star can become more famous by taking off a little, but I was arrested for taking off my clothes!

12. Ambiguous is that I asked you to borrow money, but you didn't say that you borrowed it, and you didn't say that you didn't borrow it, only that your husband was not at home. ...

13, as the saying goes: laugh and the whole world laughs with you; You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

14, if I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.

15, teachers should be careful when their moral standards are not awake when they are particularly sleepy.

16, stupid man+stupid woman = get married; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love.

17, God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.

18, I am a civilized person, and all swearing words have been disinfected with saliva.

19, the face is a thing outside the body. Whether it is necessary or not, money is a must.

20. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat.

2 1, so tired, I want to cut a knife on the back of my head, and then collapse to the ground and install a piggy bank.

22. When you see a beautiful woman, touch your pocket first to see if you have any money!

If I were a princess, I would save a frog, but all I met were toads.

There are two reasons why inviting girls out to play failed. One is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth washing her hair.

25, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ...

I go to bed like a wild animal, especially like a koala. I slept 18 hours.

28. Mozzie, you have hands and feet. Why don't you get a job and live a good life?

29. I will be good friends with anyone who says I am white, thin and beautiful.

30. The teacher said that you can't eat snacks in class. Fortunately, I brought hot pot today.

3 1. If I don't love you, I won't be bored enough to care about you.

32, too late to say, has become a regret in our hearts.

33. Sometimes, things are simple, and the complicated thing is your own head.

34. I may not love you, because having is the beginning of losing.

35. Say to those women who love me: You can love me all your life if you have the ability.

36. You are my belief, which makes me firm and inseparable from you!

37, people can't take money into the grave. But money can take people to the grave.

38. It is better to forget you happily than to be in a world you don't want.

39. The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

40. It's not that I don't want to play computer in the morning, but it's already noon as soon as I get up.

4 1. People's eyes are black and their hearts are red. Once jealous, the heart is black.

42. The person I trust most taught me not to trust anyone easily.

You said you could dance with me even if there is a cliff ahead, but that's just talk.

44. Why is RMB so valuable? Because the image spokesperson is.

45. A man can't put a wedding dress on a woman. Please don't untie her underwear!

46. Without existence, who will witness your shameless happiness?

47, Beijing love story Lin Xia said to the madman: I love you has nothing to do with you.

48. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

49. Lies are sweet words when told, and disgusting when poked!

If you forget how to move forward, think about why you came here in the first place.

5 1, turn you into my bad habit, it is better to turn me into your good mood!

52. Since I was a child, I have a dream that everyone in China will give me a dollar!

53. Those who can board my number are either people I trust or people I love.

There is no moon in Mid-Autumn Festival. Is there a clear night sky like your heart?

55. There will always be a moment when you feel so strong that you don't need anything.

56. There is no distance between points in the world, only the distance between hearts.

57. Women nowadays are really great. Unconsciously pregnant, there is a child without a father!

58. Someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore.

59. Our English teachers and math teachers can form an invincible alliance …

60. I can't rely on anything these days. I have to rely on myself. In short: I ... Shit!

6 1, people are divided into groups, which is why my list is so beautiful.

I have been single for a long time, let alone unscrewing the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

63. Other girls can be gummy bears, angel babies and sweetheart babies. I can't. I want to be an aunt and a living ancestor.

Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

65, a lot of things, between injustice and melodramatic.

66. The people I hate most are those who are good at flattery and proficient in rhetoric, because being with them will make me look like I don't know how to be a man.

67. When I came home from college holiday, my mother cooked me a good dish. My father: Eat freely and make yourself at home!

68. Two couples are chatting. The woman asked, honey, people say that women in love will become stupid. You think I'm stupid? Male affectionate style: fool, you are so stupid, how can I think you are stupid?

69. Don't mess around if you don't look good. Some people spend a lot of money to burn exquisite princess rolls, but they look like Newton instead of a princess.

70. When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

7 1. A few months ago, I found a place where my wife put her money. After that, I always reach out and touch one or two pieces of change every month. Until yesterday, I reached out and caught a cactus inside, and I knew it was time to stop.

72. The advantage of science lies in that you can't understand the answers, while the advantage of liberal arts lies in that you don't want to copy the answers after reading them.

I will give you a pair of scissors when your hair reaches your waist.

74. Eating food is like a train. To sum up: shopping, shopping, shopping.

75. Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.