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Super drag talk about girls' domineering, super drag girls talk about daquan.

1. If I had known it was so difficult to find a boyfriend, I would have given a doll kiss.

I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it.

What I need is a lover who can accompany me to death, not an obstacle to my wasting my youth.

Life drives me like a man. How can I find an innocent girl again?

It was easy to make up, but it was too difficult at first. It's better to go our separate ways than to suspect each other. I will laugh generously and walk generously.

6. Never please everyone, so charming. Super drag girl latest.

7. Stop hurting yourself, okay? Be a charming bastard, gentle and arrogant.

8. If you are a wild horse and I can't catch your reins, I will burn the whole grassland.

9. Like me, you can attack, suffer, be cute and be fierce, but Uncle Lori can be obscene, shy and unrestrained. A proud girl deserves you.

10. Remember, first, I am always right, and second, if I am wrong, please refer to the first one.

1 1. You can't be a good guy or a bad guy, just want to be your sweetheart.

12. In the future, I will take my son's name after you. If you cannot be my man, be my son.

13. It's naive to like you, but I don't like you to let your father mature in minutes.

14. You lied to me, and I can cut you some slack. If you break my heart, I can let you go, but remember: I have a temper, not a horse!

15. If you like someone, go after her. If you can't catch them, keep chasing them. If you can't catch them, break their legs.

16. In the future, I will be the only one in your heart, your arms and your body. /Shuo Shuo/

17. You are deeper than me. You are very sexy, with a large circle and a heavy background, but at least I am cleaner than you.

18. People who don't understand me, what qualifications do you have to point at me; Who are you to judge me if you don't know me?

19. Am I poisonous? Am I calculating? Am I hypocritical? I can't fool you if I don't do this!

20. If an apology helps, what should Saint Laurent, Givenchy, Gucci, Chanel, Dior and Lancome do!

2 1. A simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

22. I don't want to be a female hooligan who fights in all directions, but none of you treat me like a little girl.

23. feelings are like this. When you are disappointed, you will never look back. It's not that I'm not brave and I'm not afraid of getting hurt. I just don't think I should continue to make the wrong decision for the wrong you. After all, you have your persistence, and I also have my free and easy.

24. Just be happy, there is nothing to care about. In any case, we will not leave this world alive.

25. Some people say that I am shameless and joking. I am not willing to part with such a beautiful face.

26. You don't need to explain to anyone. People who love you won't mind, and people who hate you won't believe it.

27. Everyone has his own bottom line. I can tolerate it above the bottom line, but once it is touched, there is nothing you can't think of that I can't do. /p & gt; Girls talk about super drag frivolous domineering girls talk about super drag elegance.

1, don't play hard now, I'll play with you later. Sit and think about the past, stand and think about the future!

Give birth to a handsome and lovely doll in the future, and let her husband take him to see the world.

I dare not compare with you in appearance, but my uniqueness is incomparable.

4. Self-love and self-recognition are actually good things. The former teaches you to grow, while the latter teaches you to be pragmatic.

5. Take other people's road, let others have nowhere to go, take their own road, and let others follow me.

6. It's a pity that I'm not pretty and I'm not popular. You don't have to pretend to disgust me.

7. It doesn't matter if you don't have my place in your heart. I sat on the floor and cleaned.

If you don't like doing something, you should refuse it, otherwise everyone will regard you as a weak person.

9. Life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

10, don't be with people who don't understand you, because poor IQ is the most difficult distance to make up in this world.

1 1. Speaking of the advantages of a boyfriend, to sum up, five words will pick a girlfriend.

12, the world is in chaos. Everyone should be responsible for their own future and be busy, but I am different. I have a responsibility to look beautiful.

13, IQ determines your lower limit, and EQ determines your upper limit. How comfortable you are speaking can determine the height you can reach.

14, you think you are smart enough to play with me, but in fact you are secretly complacent, but you don't know that I am crazy enough to control the overall situation, and you are still acting with you.

15, after missing women who love to rummage through their mobile phones, they all meet women who love to rummage through their wallets.

16, don't make an ugly comparison of just playing mobile phones at your best age.

17, don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

18, since you said you couldn't do it, why did you say one thing and do another?

19, sometimes I can pretend to be blind, but don't think I'm stupid.

20. If you are stupid, don't move your feelings.

2 1, good temper, you say bad temper, you say rush.

22. Are you a man or a dog? I smiled and looked at it slowly.

23, the years are still long, you can go with frivolous.

If you don't want it, don't touch it.

25, I am not good, you are not necessarily how.

Whether friends or sisters, there is only this life and no afterlife.

27. Remember to invite me to dinner if you have an appointment, so that I can finish my last sadness.

28. If a girl cries for you, please remember to marry her home.

29. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

30. When it comes to the shortcomings of boyfriends, they are too handsome and eye-catching.

3 1. Now money is becoming less and less valuable, and people are becoming less and less human.

32. What's the problem? Besides, your legs are so long.

Girl, your hero has not come yet. Please take care of yourself.

34. You said you wanted to squeeze a city of mud and marry me into the door.

35. You don't have to be able to do the problem, but the volume must be loud.

You should be interested in making waves in my heart.

37. I can spoil you and kill you without blinking an eye.

No one can tell me to lose unless I don't want to win.

39. I stayed at home because I was too cute to stay outside for long.

40. I am who I am. What do you think of me is neither necessary nor necessary.

4 1, in the future, what you have in your heart, what you hold in your arms, and what you hold down are all me.

42. If you like someone, go after her. If you can't catch them, keep chasing them. If you can't catch them, break their legs.

43. It's naive to like you, and I don't like you to mature your father in minutes.

44. I will take my son's name after you in the future. If you cannot be my man, be my son.

45, can't be a good person, can't be a bad person, just want to be your sweetheart.

Remember, first, I am always right, and second, if I am wrong, please refer to the first one.

47. Like me, I can attack, endure hardships, be cute and be fierce. Uncle Lori can be obscene, shy, unrestrained and proud. This girl deserves you.

48. If you are a wild horse and I can't catch your reins, I will burn the whole grassland.

49, don't wronged yourself, please, be a charming bastard, gentle and arrogant.

50. Never please everyone, it will be very attractive. Super drag girl talks about the latest encyclopedia.

5 1, reconciliation is easy, but it is too difficult at first. It's better to go our separate ways than to suspect each other. I will laugh generously and walk generously.

52. Life makes me look like a man, tell me how to be an innocent girl again.

What I need is a lover who can accompany me to death, not an obstacle to my wasting my youth.

54. I like you for more than two minutes and can't withdraw it.

I knew it was so difficult to find a boyfriend. Decided to kiss the doll from the beginning.

56. Everyone has his own bottom line. I can tolerate it above the bottom line, but once it is touched, there is nothing you can't think of that I can't do.

57. You don't need to explain to anyone. People who love you won't mind, and people who hate you won't believe it.

58. Some people say that I am shameless and joking. I am not willing to part with such a beautiful face.

Just be happy, there's nothing to care about. None of us want to leave this world alive anyway.

60. I don't want to be a female hooligan under siege, but none of you treat me like a little girl.

6 1, a simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

62. I can get used to you or change you.

It's no use saying that the person I like is not good.

As long as you don't kneel, no one in the world is taller than you.

65. How can you call life without a few wounds?

66, either love or hate, don't fucking give me pity!

67. You are scum, and you will never be a bully.

68. When my strength is exhausted, I will kill all the people who fail you in the world.

69. I am a two-faced man, sometimes sunny and sometimes silent.

70. When I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let you go, you are a glass slag.

7 1, hey, be cruel, bear it or get out.

72. You still believe in the person who really loves you. Can't someone else take it? Girl, you are so funny!

73. There are not many people in my QQ group, and what I can leave is what I cherish.

74. If I spend all my time and enthusiasm chasing you, you will only be a scum.

75. I firmly believe. Boys who play basketball are not bad, and girls who love to laugh are not bad either.

76. All people who don't like me should pack up and throw them out of the earth.

77. Flowers and plants are symbols, and plain is king.

78. The mocked dream is worth realizing.

79. No matter how beautiful a man is, he is still a waste without ability.

80. Your attitude now determines whether you will be a figure or a waste in ten years.

8 1, without you, the earth revolves and rotates like the earth. Every morning when I get up and look up, the sun in the sky still rises.

82. Give it to me and get out of my world. I don't want you! I decided to love myself.

83. If you want me to leave, it will be a shame. I have to dump you first!

84. Come to me if you can, or get out if you can't.

85. Face the complicated life with a cynical attitude.

86, loneliness is not closed, pain is not self-pity, that is the dazzling character of beauty.

87. Everyone will be mean, but please pay attention to the number of times; Everyone is fickle, but please pay attention to speed.

88. I didn't participate in your past, and I won't go away in your future.

Don't look at me from your perspective. I'm afraid you can't understand.

90. I will boil the person who poured cold water on me and return it to him.

9 1, I never know what a lady is, let alone pretend, I live as I please.

92. Miss, my proud figure is called natural beauty.

93. As long as we have confidence, anything is possible.

94. I don't have time to participate in your past. I will accompany you in the future.

95. Women can still live a wonderful life without men.

96. Don't forget, only you can.

If he loves you, he does not need to please you. If he doesn't like it, he doesn't have to.

98, life is not satisfactory, and life is earth-shattering.

99. When seeing a pretender, my brother always lowers his head silently. It's not my brother's good quality, it's me looking for bricks.

100, those who don't have the courage to start are actually over.

Girls are super domineering. Tell me about it.

1, my world I am the king, my woman Wang Zhongwang.

2. I am Dong Fangbubai, with a lid on my head and a sack on my body.

You can't play with my feelings.

4. Women should live with dignity and laugh at others crying.

From today on, your loneliness has nothing to do with me!

6. Generous play and safe love.

7. What's wrong with the country people? Country people are good people! !

8. Pretend to be struck by lightning, from scratch.

9, with a smile, in the face of all the outside world, as long as I have a clear conscience!

10, street dance, wait for me, I will stand at the peak and smile.

1 1, a person must have a temper if he wants to be ambitious …

12. Living long does not necessarily mean living well. Living well means living long enough.

13, just because my sister is silent doesn't mean I don't care. Just because I talk doesn't mean I have to care.

14, do your best just to get ahead.

15. If you feel disappointed and powerless now, what should you do in the future?

16. Live for others and live for yourself.

17, once a woman is crazy. (of an obscure person) achieve spectacular result by one's first trial ...

18, our life is reborn in the attitude of constantly starting.

19. Women may not be beautiful, but they must live beautifully.

I don't want others to manipulate my future, but I want to create my own future.

2 1, don't need too much emotion, as long as it suits you.

22. Yesterday has become history, so why bother?

23. When you have seen all the spring scenery, you will find that I am the only one who makes you dream.

24. People living in the world depend on two things, courage and wisdom.

25. Falling in love is hopeless, but falling in love is showing off loudly.

26. The more beautiful a woman looks like a mushroom, the more poisonous her heart is.

27. Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage and domineering.

28. Sisters can never be separated, and others can't try to separate us.

29. I gave him to you. You have no right to show off to me.

30. Tattoos are the only thing that death can take away in this life.

3 1, with a great mood, watching a great life.

32, men, remember, women are a new generation of technetium overlord.

33. Forgive me for loving women in my life.

34. Women may not be beautiful, but they must not be smart.

35. Life is like a super girl, and all the people who stick to it are men.

36. Being a woman can be sexy, glamorous and pure, but not mediocre.

If I have to die, I will take darkness as my bride and hug it in my arms.

Life is too short to eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long. We can't seize the day.

39. Fate washed my cards again, but I still played them myself.

40. I want to be your queen and occupy the high ground in your heart.

4 1, the sequel of love is about to be staged, and the definition of happiness is written by myself.

42, killed the wolf and spared the tiger. It used to be a 250.

43. A girl who is ugly but awkward is an atmosphere!

44. Girls can be happy even without boyfriends!

45. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

46. I will accompany you to the end of your future-to my best friend.

47. Don't come back if you get out. I don't collect garbage.

48. What you can take away is the garbage I left behind.

49. What qualifications do you have to be crazy in my world?

50. If we get along well in the future, I will be the first to bomb the school.

5 1, the blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you in the name of Xueba, and the seal is lifted!

Talk about girls' domineering, girls' domineering talk about Daquan.

Super drag, talk about girls' domineering

1, whenever and wherever, you should learn to walk independently, which will always make you walk more calmly.

2. Because you want to contact her across the world, her favorite songs are related to you, the bowls she used are related to you, and her QQ signature and her colleague's husband are related to you. Just because you want to.

3. The hourglass of time has precipitated the inescapable past, and the hand of memory will always pick up those bright sorrows.

4. Wait another 20 years, wait another 20 years of hard work in life, wait another 20 years of mental maturity, and let everything around you go for another 20 years. Today, 20 years later, what kind of perspective will we look at ourselves? Is it a joy, a sadness or a helplessness?

Life is like an onion, you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. Life is like riding a roller coaster, with peaks and valleys, which means that whether it is good or bad now, it is only temporary. Don't worry, all the pain will eventually end, and you will be stronger and happier than before.

6. Some people are good to you because you are good to him, while others are good to you because they know you are good.

7. Time flows like water, and the years pass by. There are often unpleasant things in the world. People who are obedient to you can get what you want. Nothing can satisfy you unless you care about it. If you live a lifetime, you need peace of mind, so why bother yourself? The heart is one inch wide and the road is ten feet wide. If there is no broadmindedness like the sea, there will be no peace in life.

8. Only when people can stand loneliness can they remain prosperous. The most painful thing in life is not letting go of happiness that doesn't belong to you. Letting go in time may be a relief. There is no right or wrong in life, only fit. When you find that many things have changed, you have to face the facts.

9, through the flower season, into the autumn, no matter how pity, but also know that there is prosperity, there must be an end. And I just want to look back at that smile, just want to, everything, no trace, as if nothing had happened. Let all the beautiful pictures freeze in the memory of the first encounter, wait for the beauty of the first encounter in life, and warm with infinite emotions.

10, be a man, be simple; Life, peace is good.

1 1, smile every day, only you know how tired you are.

12, the so-called strong, not hard support, but also laugh when crying. True tenacity is to cry thoroughly, laugh heartily, speak incisively and vividly, and not hesitate. Even if there is too much helplessness in life, it cannot be a reason to retreat. As long as you are strong, you will always reach your destination. Since we have lost our vows after a long struggle, we might as well try to go downstream and see how far we can go.

13. When you ignored me, I felt that the whole world ignored me. When you care about me, I can't help but ignore the whole world.

14, smiling is a positive force to eliminate loneliness, fear, anger and anxiety.

15. Life is only a few decades. Don't leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh happily and cry if you want. Love when it is time to love. There is no point in suppressing yourself.

16. It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners at school.

17. Many times, we pray that the right person will appear, but we often forget to pray that we will become a right person.

18, I don't like the feeling of being far away and near, and I can't guess whether it is cold or hot. Peace of mind, so peace of mind. Don't love and hate easily. Try to make your life easier and leave more handsome marks on your youth. You are happy because you are simple and charming, because you have a tolerant heart, and you will be happy because you know tolerance.

19 besides life and death, there are two things that you can't control, one is who you love, and the other is who loves you. Gu Xijue

20. I am very happy to be born in such a family now. Even though I am not the second generation or the second generation, my parents have given me the best life I can. Maybe I can't afford the latest electronic products and so-called luxury goods, but I also have enough money to go out and not sell myself for a coat. Compared with some people who spend their parents' money but look down on others, I would rather try to change my life.

2 1, most things have deadlines. Crying at yourself and laughing at others, this is the so-called life. Many times, all we want is a positive look and an understanding heart. Everything in life is not calculated, but felt; I didn't ask for it, I fixed it.

22. If we cling to something, we will be cheated by something. We will be hurt by whoever we cling to. So we should learn to let go, look down on everything, don't care, don't care, right or wrong doesn't matter. Whatever you lose, don't lose a good mood. Grasp your heart and make it clean, white and quiet. Letting go does not mean giving up, and persistence does not mean persistence.

23, others say that you always look so calm and indifferent, only you know clearly in your heart, how many tears you have learned to be calm and indifferent today; At this moment, the waves are calm, and how many waves have almost drowned. All the setbacks, pains and experiences in life are to make you and exercise you. Don't always say that time is cruel, in fact, it makes you soft.

24. You can't force others to love you, you can only try to make yourself a person worthy of love, and the rest depends on fate.

25. It's easy to lose someone. From now on, don't have any contact. If the other party contacts you actively, it means that you are still in my heart. If not, there is no need to contact. Maybe you have lost your heart, or you have a new love, even if you take your heart out, it's just harassment. It's all yours. There is no need to insist that nature is yours. You can't ask without asking. The coolest thing is the human heart, but it hurts our past!

26. No matter how beautiful a person is, there will be desolation; No matter how persistent the future is, there will be a past; No matter how beautiful the melody is, there will be a sad feeling; Look forward to, there will be disappointment; No matter how low-key the story is, it will be stubborn; No matter how pure the words are, there will be sadness; No matter how touching, it can't wait forever. Life has its ups and downs. You can't lose your mood unless you walk into a dead end.

27, some people are only suitable for missing, not suitable for meeting. Girls are super domineering, domineering and cold.

28. One day, you will say something that makes you sad with a smile.

29. Don't be too sensitive and think too much. Instead, you will get hurt when you say something unintentionally. Do you want to think about it? Aren't you tired? Many things are not remembered by the listener, but forgotten by the speaker.

30. Time doesn't really help us solve any problems, but it just makes the problems that we couldn't figure out before unimportant.

3 1, the greatest pleasure in life is that anything is possible before the answer is officially announced.

32. It's time to understand that when you play dumb, you are as smart as a fool. A lot of things, as long as you know, turn a blind eye and don't say unnecessary things. Help if you can, don't push people away, and remember to leave a way out. You should have an all-encompassing mind. Learning to get along with others can help you avoid detours and succeed at an early date.

To be a princess, you have to believe that you are a princess. You should act like your imaginary princess. In addition, you have to be far-sighted, take your time and face life with a smile.

34. Silence is a kind of personality, which can precipitate impetuousness, filter the shallowness and adjust people's spirit. Silence is a kind of kindness, which can interpret the peace of life and appreciate the great compassion of life. Silence is a kind of cultivation. With a peaceful mind, you will have a high-grade life. Silence is an open mind. When you no longer care about having and taking, you will take what you have lost as a gain.

35. See the person you like, do what you want to do, and regard these as the last willfulness in youth.

36. As some people say, past dreams, including hardworking people, self-proclaimed people and fearless people, can't change the world. But dear, in this world, if there has never been such a thing, life is just an empty shell. The real meaning of dreams is that when you are confused, it can give you the energy and courage to persist. Always believe that good things are about to happen.

37. I'm waiting for your news, but you still haven't. Well, you may be tired, you may be tired, so wait, wait for the sun tomorrow, and wait for you to say hello to me with the sun. Then tomorrow, it must be a sunny day. In one's life, there is always a person who is willing to live with you, walk together, live together, be happy for your happiness, suffer for your pain, and be happy for your happiness.

38. Actually, there is no empathy in the world. People don't know how painful it is to prick themselves with a needle.

39. The road that life has traveled, deep or shallow, will leave traces. Give up applause in exchange for inner peace. Sometimes we have no choice but to accept or not to accept.

40. I like what you said, but I don't understand. You want to see my silence, but you don't understand.