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Black English jokes in black English

Tang Bohu Paris Dianqiuxiang

Travel to France (France)

Paris ballroom dancing (dance)

Step forward

A sudden glimpse of a beautiful woman (a quick glance)

Lose balance under one's feet

Step on stilettos and seize the opportunity.

Pretend to slip and approach. )

Happy people in heaven

Come to heaven (heaven)

The land is flat.

There are eleven angels (eleven)

Lift the stove (oven) * Huaguoshan back (back).

There is a stone that is black.

Suddenly split in the middle *

Fly out of the sack *

Attack (attack)

But I can't find a trace. The ocean is very vast.

Grab a Grenade and throw (throw)

Very fast (fast)

Across the sky

Finally hit the enemy ship (the last one)

Blow up the mast of a ship *

Devote oneself to wood

Wear a hood *

Large chunks of meat food (food)

A big bowl of wine is good (good)

Be in a good mood every day *

Passion is like a flood Many bottles of wine.

The number is nine (nine)

Tied to a vine *

Connect to my (mine)

Shine there (shine)

Blow a pig * Sit alone and play the pipa *

One stands and plays the flute *

Green mountains and green waters are not polluted.

All passers-by salute (salute)

Long-term love is absolute.

Love is firm, and Lincoln's liberation of slaves is political.

The mechanics invented by Newton is physical.

Mendeleev Periodic Table Chemistry (Chemistry)

Beethoven's symphonies are musical.

The emergence of penicillin is medical.

Edison's invention was technical.

It seems to be the most practical.

In fact, all contributions are unique * The source of life is the uterus *

Long hair fluttering, love to comb (comb)

A bomb fell from the sky *

Life then entered the tomb (tomb) ship and approached the coast (coast).

Delicious whale toast *

Get drunk and brag about boating *

The goods were lifted by the thief with a crane, while the bed was lying.

Eat pie in your mouth.

Fasten a tie

Choke to death (death) when writing an essay (prose) *

Drink Chinese medicine dosage (one dose)

Dai Yu's bedside posture *

Baoyu smiled and suggested (suggested) *

It is recommended to bring a rose (rose)

Close to the nose (nose)

Be opposed by Daiyu *

I have no good purpose. This man is really difficult to deal with.

Touching the face after plastic surgery is rough (rough)

I was so happy that I smiled.

Wait until you've laughed enough.

Bend down and pretend to cough and start the journey again.

Hug the chimney when you are lonely.

There is no money now.

Without honey, America is a federation.

The population is less than 10 billion.

Everyone has his own opinion.

The president is the champion *

A cushion under the throne

With onions in his mouth *

Pay more than one million

King's Landing is like a lion seeing a foreigner's sign *

The commander angrily ordered (ordered)

Take back the island.

All officers and men understand (understand)

This ship is of great size.

Win back to the mainland (mainland)

Forever Guarding the Motherland * Colorful Street Flag (Colorful)

The police are very careful (careful)

All the girls are beautiful.

Elegant dance *

The army lineup is great.

The missile tank is powerful (powerful)

It's really enjoyable. A couple is so careless *

The boss just went to pee *

There is only kissing in the office.

Colleagues gathered around him (shh) *

Fire the boss when he comes back *

The promotion opportunity is missed (missed) and may come soon (soon).

She used a lot of cocoons *

Make a balloon.

Then at noon (afternoon)

From the Earth to the Moon

Only bring a spoon (spoon). Autumn wind in September.

National Day Lantern Festival in October (October)

There are no leaves in November.

Is a year December? ...........