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I like to mix Yin Hao Asian Dragon and be a good father.

I wasn't going to hand out my homework. After all, there are more than thirty people, but Yinlong is really lovable. Finally, I decided to send a small homework while I was still excited and get to know my riders. ? I can't play forums either, so I just wrote casually. ? The previous car ran 654.38+10,000 kilometers in 8 years. Because it is an imported car, the cost of car maintenance is no longer cost-effective. I decided to change trains, and the price should not exceed 300,000. There are four requirements: safety, fuel economy, value preservation and large space. Such a frame, only the Accord /inspire hybrid and Camry/Asian Dragon hybrid are left on the market. Then Zhongbaoyan helped me rule out Honda, and I was only entangled between Camry and Asian Dragon. Actually, it's not that tangled, and the goal is clear. They are all fancy luxury versions of 23.98, with different configurations, and whoever gives a big discount will buy them. In the end, the sales of FAW Toyota are even more powerful. Here, I would like to praise my sales consultant, Comrade Zhou Jun, by name. Friends in Xiangyang must look for him when buying a car! The price I initially offered was cheaper than that in Guangfeng. The specific price can be seen from my owner's price. I applied for replacement subsidy and medical subsidy, and got a loan with zero interest rate of 60% for two years (exclusive policy in Hubei). I've been involved in theft and emergency rescue for three years, and it's very affordable! ? At present, the car has been in hand for less than 1 month and has traveled more than 1 1,000 kilometers. Basically, I have experienced all kinds of road conditions, so be a little careful. Let me share it with you. Don't say what you can see in the photo, just say the experience you can't see. ? 1, power There is absolutely no meat, the acceleration and deceleration are smooth, and there will be a feeling of downshifting when you step on the accelerator deeply. When accelerating, the jitter is not obvious when starting, but it is obvious when charging the battery. ? 2. Smell. The smell of new cars is very strong. I don't think it is very sensitive. I'm dizzy from smoking. I bought four charcoal bags, and now it's much better in a month, but it still has obvious odor. ? 3. Save fuel. Don't be afraid to step on the gas pedal just to save fuel. Cars are for people. Just step on the gas pedal and leave it to Dalong to save fuel. Facts tell me that the fuel consumption difference between gentle driving and strenuous driving will not exceed 0.5. ? 4. space. Just look at the pictures, the space is very strong. But if you actually ride, because the angle between the A-pillar and the C-pillar is very large, no matter how high you are, you will feel a little head-on. Being used to driving an SUV is very uncomfortable for me. In addition, the handle of the main driver's side roof is unnecessary. I have replaced it with a glasses case, which is very easy to use. The rear roof handle is too backward, which is easy to touch and needs to be improved. ? 5. vanity All the friends around me said yes, especially those over 50 years old, including my dad, liked it very much and praised the car as good! ? Next let's look at the picture.

The front face and big mouth are in place, and the TRD net is changed, which is more stylish! The cheapest one in a treasure has all kinds of interfaces.

45 on the side is the most handsome.

From this point of view, is it the taste of organic armor, fierce+futuristic!

The side lines are slender, and the gas field formed is really half a level higher than that of Camry.

Keyless entry, only on the driving side, is very bad. I also want to change the co-pilot.

After the side 45, it is equally handsome. The corner of the taillight echoes the big corner of the net, which is very delicate. Cai is also beautiful [proud]

A treasure bought a small tail for 5 yuan, and it is said that it will increase 5 horsepower, which is very cost-effective [insidious].

Actually, it's made of plastic and stuck with double-sided tape.

Steering wheel area. I feel sick at 3 o'clock. 1, voice control is just a decoration, and I don't know anything. 2. Adaptive cruise is good, but I don't know how to set it to constant speed cruise. 3. Without the mute button, it is inconvenient for other people in the car to answer the phone.

The current mileage and fuel consumption are satisfactory.

Sitting in the car doesn't feel like a tombstone. Only when the media takes positive photos can you feel that way. This bottle belongs to that handsome boy.

Some function buttons.

Seat leak-proof strip, set on the seat belt buckle, very good! The one with storage is not as practical as this one.

Both the main driver and the co-driver are eight-way (front and rear adjustable with lumbar support) electric seats.

Four doors and one button lifting. In 4S, the long button is used to control the lifting function, and it is turned off by default when leaving the factory. It is worth mentioning that 480 yuan is needed to brush this function for 4S, and I got the help of the sales consultant, so I removed this fee [bad smile].

Spoiler in triangular area

4S installed radar, auto parts city style, less than 0.4 meters will prompt "stop, stop", which is also quite fun.

Looking up, even with this, I can't stand a radar.

The glove box is not big.

The space of the armrest box is ok, with 3 USB ports, which can be connected to the car's own Carlife.

There is too much space in the trunk, and the cushion bought by a treasure is very suitable.

The back space shows the height of Little Red Riding Hood 1.65, and the space is self-reinforcing. The dustbin bought by a treasure can be used, but it is a little small. ? This handsome boy has a sister, much more beautiful than the handsome boy. She has a pair of big talking eyes. Unfortunately, during the epidemic, online classes made her nearsighted. Now she wears glasses and can't see strong light, otherwise she would be a model for this position. Everyone must pay attention to protect their eyes and children's eyes, so as not to regret it!

The battery cooling air outlet under the back seat is common in ES [rustic laughter].

I lifted the car when I changed the net. I found this and hung up a horn. Both sides are rusty. I asked my friend in the repair shop and said nothing. Later, I asked 4S and said it was a claw-shaped incision, which didn't affect it. But when I saw the obvious rust on the chassis, I felt very uncomfortable.

Chassis protection is fine. Although it is made of plastic, it is enough for mud and pebbles.

Ok, the homework is over. ? Finally, I will tell you a joke: the length and wheelbase of Asian Dragon and ES are exactly the same, but Asian Dragon is a medium-sized car and ES is a medium-sized car.