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How many ballads do you remember about old Beijing culture?
1, the train pulled its nose.
The porridge factory will open.
Give some, son.
The old man gave porridge skin.
Give a basin to those who wear rouge and powder.
The temple gate is opposite to the temple gate.
There is a little girl living in it.
Red mouth and white face.
Love someone sweetly to death.
3. A grass on the top of Nanshan.
Don't talk about two wives
Too much talk. Just fight.
Playing around, hehe
I want to beat the big one.
Older people come longer.
I want to take a small one.
Give me some rouge powder to coax me.
Fight the big ones and the small ones together.
The children in the house are noisy.
Don't dispute size.
The neighbors laughed at me.
4. I go to the market when people go to the market.
People ride horses, I ride donkeys.
Look back at the man with the cart.
Worse than some people, better than many people
5, jujube tip.
At dinner, mom and dad closed the door.
The fly took a grain of rice.
Catch up with Taiping Mountain
There is a temple on Taiping Mountain.
Mother and father knelt down and prayed.
Ask for a sign and calculate divination
Hurt money and piss you off. Go home.
6, flat door, bow, in front of the Chaotian Palace; Chaotian Palace, writing big characters, used to be Baita Temple; Baita Temple, dressed in a red robe, used to be Mashiqiao; Mashiqiao, jump three times, and the past is the Imperial Palace; The Imperial Temple, a gourd shaker, used to be a four-arched building; Sipailou East, Sipailou West, selling clothes under Sipailou; Make a fire and smoke a pack of cigarettes. It used to be Maojiawan. Maojiawan, rooted in thorns, was once a temple to protect the country; Huguo Temple, which used to be Xinjiekou; Xinjiekou, a candy seller, used to be Jiang Yangfang; Jiang built a house and installed a pipe. It used to be grandma Wang. Grandma Wang chewed watermelon skin, which used to be a gunpowder bureau; The gunpowder bureau selling fine (steel) needles used to be an old wall; The old wall has two more heads, which used to be the nest of the poor.
7, Dongzhimen, hanging a plaque, the partition is the Russian Pavilion; According to the film of the Russian Pavilion, the partition wall is a four-eye well; Four wells, no bells ringing, and the partition wall is the Lama Temple; The Lama Temple has a main hall, and the partition is imperial academy; Imperial academy, once closed, was divided by crossing, crossing and jumping three times, and the partition was a land temple; Land temple, ask for a spiritual sign, across Daxing county; Daxing County, don't ask questions, it used to be Long Fu Temple; Long Fu Temple sells gourds, and the partition is four archways; Sipailou south, Sipailou north, drink cold water under Sipailou; Drinking cold water will make people afraid. The partition is Kangxi Bridge. Kangxi bridge, not for nothing, the partition is Diaoyutai; Diaoyutai, no one, the partition is Qihuamen, Qihuamen, railway construction, south to north without detours.
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