Coaxing funny jokes with connotations

Necessary funny jokes to coax people

Necessary funny jokes to coax people: Every time I see a car with a sticker on the road, I will silently help him Take it off, so that when the car owner comes back, it will be as if nothing happened and he will be happy. More jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Necessary funny jokes (1)

1. The sex is finally over, so tired! I I have to go back to my own room, but it’s still a bit uncomfortable to eavesdrop at the door of other people’s rooms, and my legs are numb from standing!

2. I forgot whether someone told me the day before yesterday or yesterday? Long-term Will being reckless lead to memory loss? It makes me laugh to death that I believe this stuff.

3. When withdrawing money, be careful of the person behind you. If he sees your balance, he will know that you are a poor man!

4. Every month The salary is 5,000. If you work 22 days a month, one day is 228. If you work 8 hours a day, one hour is 28.5 and one minute is 0.475. Converted to seconds, you don’t earn a penny and you have worked for a month in vain!

5. If you had known that sadness would always be inevitable, why would you bother to be so devoted to me? . . MD, when I was deeply in love, I never thought that heartbreak would become inevitable.

6. Male: They say that men become bad when they have money. I am willing to be a pauper for you for the rest of my life!

Female: Being poor can make you sound so loving.

7. Monogamy is an excellent national policy to ensure that poor losers still have the opportunity to marry a girl. If it's polygamy, the girl with good looks is his wife, the girl with good looks is his concubine, and the younger girl is his maid. You won't even get a hen. You can only have sex with gay, good-looking men, who are also their male favorites. You can only find someone who is similar to you and masturbate with each other! Funny jokes with essential connotations to coax people (2)

1. In the morning, the girl I like actually confessed to me!

I said excitedly: Am I not dreaming?

She said to me: You can slap yourself, maybe you will wake up.

I slapped myself, and then I woke up. . .

2. Girl: If you can get me a rainbow right away, I will date you!?

Boy: Where do you want it to appear?

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The girl stretched out her left hand and said: "Here." ?

The boy smiled, grabbed the girl's left hand, pressed it to the ground, and stepped on it hard. . .

3. A female colleague came to work wearing a half-see-through outfit. I couldn’t help but ask her, is it so hot? Do you have to dress like this?

She made a surprising statement: I If I don’t wear it like this, who will show me the several kilos of underwear inside?

4. I have been quarreling with my girlfriend these past two days, in a cold war. When I asked my colleague if there was any way to get my girlfriend to ignore me, he said: "You go home and turn off the main water tap, drink up all the water in the water dispenser, unscrew the light bulb in the toilet, and install some in her computer." Virus. She will naturally start talking to you. ?

So I went home and did it immediately.

When my girlfriend came home, she found that everything in the house was broken. She thought I was too poor and now she insists on breaking up with me. . .

5. Late at night, a boy and a girl were walking hand in hand on the street. The boy suddenly summoned up the courage to say to the girl: "Why don't you go home tonight!"

The girl lowered her head silently and said nothing. The boy suddenly touched his pocket and said disappointedly: "Forget it! I didn't bring my ID card either." ?

The girl hesitated to speak. She was silent for a few seconds, and suddenly asked: "Do you think I look better with long hair or with short hair?"

The boy replied listlessly: "What do I look like?" You know? I've never seen you cut your hair short.

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The girl took out her ID card from her bag, pointed to the photo on it and said, "Look! Look!"

The boy smiled knowingly. . .

1. Dialogue between a man and a woman:

Man: Why are you attracted to me?

Woman : Because you are handsome.

Male: He is handsome but cannot be eaten.

Female: But if you are not handsome, you will not be able to eat in front of me.

2. The girl asked her boyfriend: Why did you buy me fake flowers? I like flowers. ?

?Dear, the flowers always wither while I am waiting for you! ?

3. At the dance, a man asked a girl: ?What lipstick do you use? Is it called red lightning?

?Yes! How are you so good at this?

?Not long ago, I was shocked by lightning like this. ?

4. A couple went to the amusement park to play a ride that flew around in the sky.

Because there were too many people, we waited in line below.

Suddenly, a lot of rice porridge fell from the sky. MM said to her boyfriend: "Such an exciting project, and there are people eating eight-treasure porridge on it! How powerful!"

My boyfriend looked up. , burst into laughter and said: "Look carefully, someone vomited up there!";