A joke about grasping medicine

Cao Cao's killing of Hua Tuo-complaining that Cao Cao went down to the south of the Yangtze River-was fierce and defeated miserably. Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow-borrowed it instead of returning Zhuge Liang's funeral-pretended Zhuge Liang's trick-calculated Zhuge Liang's opening-full of conspiracy. Zhuge Liang made a written pledge to fulfill a military order-if you don't change your face, if you don't jump, Zhuge Liang's countermeasures-taking the lead in pole vault in the toilet-lighting the toilet lamp-sleeping in the toilet according to shit (dying)-not far from shit (dying), burying the scholar's empty coffin-no grandmother died of wood (eyes) and no uncle (saving) baby as bait-reluctant to give up the child. The hospital can't cure it-the nerve-racking Mongolian doctor takes medicine-the quack kills the dog and bites Lv Dongbin-the dog who doesn't know how to be blind-the pug bites the bone when touching something-the beautiful pug hits the dog-the hungry dog can't see the bone-he can't wait to chew a few firecrackers on the dog's tail-chasing the fried cow and saddling it-it's all messed up.