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Cold joke one

A man was fishing and caught a squid. Squid begged him: Let me go! The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid said happily, take the exam! Then people roast squid.

Cold joke 2

Some psycho got a pistol from somewhere. He walked in a black alley. Suddenly I met a young man. Without saying anything, the psycho pressed him to the ground and pointed a gun at his head! Question: What is 1+ 1=? The young man was frightened! Meditate for a long time. Answer: equal to 2''? That psycho shot him without hesitation! Then I pulled the gun in my arms and said coldly, you know too much.

Cold joke three

Penguins living in the Antarctic suddenly feel bored, so they pack their bags and set off for the North Pole to find polar bears to play with. Penguins walk and walk. Three years later, when he arrived at the equator, he suddenly remembered that he had forgotten to bring his toothbrush, so he returned to the South Pole to get his toothbrush and then went on his way. In this way, 10 years passed, and the penguin finally came to the North Pole. It knocked on the polar bear's door excitedly and said to the polar bear, I am a penguin in the Antarctic. Let's play together! ? The polar bear replied:? Don't play. ? And then what? Bang? Slam the door.

Cold joke 4

Xiaohong said: Oh, you are awesome. You are not afraid of scalding, just like I use a spoon.

A rare steak and a rare steak meet and ignore each other. Why?

Answer? Because we don't know each other well. ...

Cold joke five

A psychopath chased a psychiatrist with a kitchen knife, and the doctor curled up in a dead end. The psycho rushed up and put the knife in the doctor's hand and said, well, it's your turn to chase me. ?

Cold joke six

On the Water-splashing Festival, the Dai people walked alone.

Suddenly someone threw water at him,

He cursed, damn it, who threw water at me,

Everyone was shocked, saying that it was a good thing to splash water at the water-splashing festival.

He cursed again, damn it, someone threw boiling water at me. . . .

Joke 7

In a mental hospital, one day, the dean wanted to see how three mental patients were recovering, so he put a white rabbit in front of each of them. The first mental patient sat on the rabbit, grabbed the rabbit's ear and shouted? Driving? Christine shook her head; The second man turned his back on the white rabbit and patted its ass and said? Chase for me? , the dean sighed; The third squatted there' touching the white rabbit'. After reading it, the dean nodded with satisfaction and only listened to him. Well, let you walk 300 meters, and I'll chase you after I wash the car! ? Dean fell and fainted?

Joke 8

Tofu mother came to the kindergarten to pick up the children and chat with the teacher. The teacher asked:

? Do you like hot pot, Mrs. Tofu?

? Especially like it! ?

? Great! Really? When playing hide-and-seek in the afternoon, your children hid in the refrigerator. ?

Cold joke nine

A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp.

Magic lamp:? I can only give you one wish. Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. ?

Person:? I want a wife.

The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully, I'm starving and greedy for beauty! Pathetic! ? Then he disappeared.

Man: Cake. ?

Cold joke 10

There is an old lady in a mental hospital.

Wear black clothes and hold a black umbrella every day.

Squatting in front of a mental hospital.

The doctor thought: to cure her, we must start from understanding her.

So the doctor was dressed in black, took a black umbrella and squatted there with her.

The two spent a month in silence.

The old lady finally spoke to the doctor:

Excuse me-

Are you a mushroom, too

Cold joke eleven

The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself into two pieces and played badminton.

Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four sections and plays mahjong.

Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat.

Mother earthworm cried and said, why are you so stupid? You will die if you cut so hard! ?

Father earthworm said weakly, I suddenly want to play football. ?

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