It is best to have two or four small scripts for campus funny sketches (few people)

Funny script, a Chinese Odyssey, Tang Priest: (well dressed, blond, wearing oversized sunglasses. Monkey, monkey, where the hell are you? If you don't come out, your salary will be deducted. Wukong (whoosh, holding a long stick and hanging a telescope around his neck) Master, what can I do for you? Tang Priest: Go and see if there are any beautiful women ahead. Wukong: (Yes, I made a gift by hand. He raised his telescope, shook his head and looked around. -Master, the mountains ahead are high and the clouds are light. Maybe-Tang Priest: There are goblins. Wukong: It's going to rain. Tang Priest: (vomiting) Call Lao Sha and see which corner you see. Wukong: Lao Sha, Lao Sha, the master is calling you, Lao Sha ... (shouts from big to small, and finally there is no sound or response with your mouth open). Tang Priest: (yelling angrily) Is Lao Sha coming out to deduct the bonus? Friar Sand: (bearded, small and dark, carrying a burden and panting) What can I do for you, Master? I'll cook at once. Tang Priest: You will know how to eat after eating. Look at you. You're not worthless. Friar Sand: Master, I didn't eat. Dude, he ate it secretly last night. Tang Priest: Bring the map quickly. See which boundary you see. Friar Sand: (rummaging through everything, taking out the map and unfolding it) Friar Sand and Wukong: Look around the terrain and compare it with the map. Friar Sand: Master, I think I am in Wukong, North America. No, the owner should be from Nanyang. North America and Nanyang argue with each other. Tang Yan: (scolding) Don't argue. Look at your virtue. You have no cultural accomplishment and know nothing about modesty. Wukong: (to the sand) You are an old hat. Tang Priest: (to Wukong) You have the cheek to say that your diploma is forged, the Monkey King, and you lie everywhere. After the incident, you were sentenced to 500 years in prison by heaven. If I hadn't known the person in charge of Wuzhishan prison for many years, would you have come out? Friar Sand: (to Wukong) You hairy monkey. Tang Priest: (to Friar Sand) And you, if you hadn't passed by the Liusha River and lent you a broken boat, it would have sunk after crossing the river. I am kind. I sympathize with you and accept you as an apprentice. Can you come today? Sha and Wu: Master, we were wrong. We dare not do this next time. Tang Yan: From then on, we should learn more from Bajie. After all, people are colleges and universities. Marshal Sha and Wu, who have advanced diplomas, are some: Go and call Friar Sand: (to the east) Call Brother Wukong: (to the west) Call Brother Wu: What are you calling? Who are you calling? Please ask Wu Sha. Tang Priest: Look at the map. Which border are we on? Bajie: (Looking at the map, he takes out the compass, turns it around and shakes it) Master, the compass is broken. Tang Priest: Didn't you just buy it-there is no famous brand, "I'll kill you". Bajie: Master, that's Adidas. This is fake. Otherwise, it only cost a few dollars. Friar Sand: I told you, good goods are not cheap, and cheap goods are not good. Tang Priest: Bajie, shut up. Check the information and see where we are now. Bajie: (Turn on the laptop and type) There are mountains here, and Maolin Xiuzhu Glacier is eroding the cold climate. Oh, no, master, we're going the wrong way. We are in northern Europe now. Tang Priest: Ah! How many days are there to Tianzhu company now? Bajie: When we first came out, it was 38,000 Li. It's 108,000 Li now. Tang Priest: When will it arrive? Bajie: It used to take three years, but now it takes at least fourteen years. Tang Priest: Is there a shortcut? Bajie: Master, there are two choices. If you take the water, you need to get on the boat from St. Petersburg and pass through the straits of England, Gibraltar and Mande. There are many pirate reefs along the way, which are extremely unsafe. If you take the dirt road, you have to bypass the Urals, Caucasus, Himalayas and other mountains. There are many wolves, tigers and leopards along the way, which is not safe. Master, it's up to you ... Tang Priest: I thought about it. I promised to recover my foreign debt in three years, but now it's yellow. Tang Priest: How can I not be sad? My hair has turned yellow after walking in the western regions for many years. Bajie: (Bajie and Tang Priest go aside and whisper) Master, the next stop is the country of girls. There is a tiaozi mother river in China. According to my netizens, the water in that river has the functions of beauty beauty, nourishing the liver and moistening the lungs, which can be said to be essential nutrition for middle-aged and elderly people. Tang Priest: Reliable information? Bajie: (patting his chest) I am an iron netizen, absolutely reliable. Tang Priest: Do you want to pay? Bajie: Of course it's still expensive. Why don't you tell Master (whispering in your ear) Tang Priest: Lao Sha, how much water is left in the bag? Friar Sand: Master, there are two cans. Tang Priest: OK, there is a flaming mountain ahead. In order to keep the water flowing, you should share it with the monkey. . Sha: Master, we are not thirsty. Tang Priest: (changing face) You have to drink if you are not thirsty. That's an order. If you don't carry it out, I will detain ... Friar Sand and Wukong: Master, let's drink. Tang Priest and Bajie: (singing) I miss my daughter's mother river. This river is so clear, so I drank it ... (Laughing turns into crying) Bajie: Master, I have a stomachache. Tang Priest: Did you eat something unsanitary-ouch, I also have a stomachache ... Bajie: (opens the notebook) Master, my iron net friend called. Tang Priest: Say what? Bajie: Say ... Zimu River's water is good for women and good for men ... Tang Priest: What will it be? Bajie: It will give birth to life. Tang Priest: What do you mean? Bajie: Master, we are pregnant. Tang Priest: Ah ... (fainting on the spot) Friar Sand Wukong: Master ... Tang Priest: (waking up for a long time) Yes, it's good to be pregnant. Friar Sand and Wukong: Master, you are crazy. Tang Priest: I'm fine. I'm sober. My wife and I have been married for 10 years, and she has not left me a son and a half. I'm fine now. In just ten minutes, the wish of 10 was realized. Bajie: Monkey, I can't stand making emergency calls. Wukong: (takes out his mobile phone and dials 120) Response: The number you dialed is busy. Please dial later ... soon ... Someone: Who is it? What happened? Wukong: I'm the Monkey King. My master and brother are pregnant. I want to know how to get to your house. Someone: Nothing. I * * *. Just go west to the door number of * * * Doodle ... The Gang of Four (end)