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During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a general named Wenjiu who beheaded Hua Xiong.

Cao Cao recruited troops and horses, joined Yuan Shao, Gongsun Zan, Sun Jian and other seventeen groups of troops to attack Dong Zhuo. Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei followed Gongsun Zan. Dong Zhuo's general Hua Xiong defeated Sun Jian, the vanguard of the Eighteenth Army, and killed two other generals in front of the battle line. He was very proud. The eighteen princes were all panicked and at a loss what to do. Yuan Shao said: "It's a pity that my generals Yan Liang and Wen Chou are not here. Otherwise, we would not be afraid of Hua Xiong." As soon as he finished speaking, Guan Yu shouted loudly: "Young general is willing to kill Hua Xiong." Yuan Shao thought that Guan Yu was just a horse archer, so he said angrily, "We have hundreds of generals from the 18th Route, but we want to send a horse archer to fight." Guan Yu said loudly, "I am." If you can't kill Hua Xiong, please chop off my head." Cao Cao appreciated this very much. So he poured a glass of hot wine and handed it to Guan Yu, saying, "General, drink this glass of wine before going to kill the enemy. Guan Yu took the wine glass, put it on the table and said, "Wait until I kill Hua Xiong and come back to drink." After saying that, he got on his horse with his sword in hand. Guan Yu was very skilled in martial arts and soon beheaded Hua Xiong. When he returned to the military camp, Cao Cao quickly picked up the wine glass on the table and handed it to him. At this time, the wine in the glass was still hot. Later generations wrote a poem praising it, saying: "The most powerful work in controlling the world, the painted drums on the gate are ringing and banging." Yun Chang stopped the wine cup to show his bravery, and when the wine was still warm, he killed Hua Xiong. Cao Cao was overjoyed. I saw Zhang Fei coming out from behind Xuande and shouting loudly: "My brother has killed Hua Xiong, why don't we rush into the pass here to capture Dong Zhuo alive?" Yuan Shu was furious and shouted: "My minister How dare you show off your strength to a county magistrate's subordinates? "Cao Cao said, "Those who have merit are rewarded, how can they be distinguished?" Yuan Shu said, "Since the public is only valued one. County magistrate, I must resign." Cao said, "How can we miss such a big deal just by saying something?" He ordered Gongsun Zan to take Xuande, Guan, and Zhang back to the stronghold. All the officials dispersed. Cao Cao secretly sent someone to drink wine with cows to comfort the three of them.