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A man's advice

A man's advice

Men's hints and thoughts are usually not directly and clearly told to you. He will constantly test you in various ways to gain your mind. I've compiled information about male cues for you. Let's have a look.

A hint from a man 1 There is no one else in my family.

When he said this, he was generally angered by you and could not extricate himself. I want to leave this public place with you and get down to business. Not necessarily because of what you said or did, but because of your great charm or his strong demand at the moment.

Won't you come up and sit down for a while

Invite you to his house for a cup of tea or coffee, which basically means the same thing.

After all, two people can be more casual in his private space.

Won't you invite me in?

If he sends you home after a pleasant dinner, he certainly doesn't want to see you simply say goodbye and leave. If only there were other ways to express his gratitude. At this time, he really wants to enter your private territory.

I bought a beautiful CD. Watch it with me.

This sentence is generally written for young women who love literature and art, and there are good movies at home. If you want to see it, come home with me and sit side by side on the soft sofa and watch it together. If I am lucky, I can put my hand on your waist. If I don't refuse, I can kiss you or pick you up, or; ; At this time, the most suitable movie should be erotic, such as 37 degrees 2.

I am really lonely now.

He is really lonely. You can only comfort him by phone or msn. It doesn't hurt or itch. The best thing you should do is to accompany him in the past, let him bury his face in your chest and enjoy maternal love. He is so pitiful, are you willing to give a little love? If you are tempted, be a delivered lover.

There is no more comfortable place than my home.

You may not know each other very well. It may be your first date. But you made a good impression on him, and he really wants to be alone with you. He doesn't want this date to end in a hurry after lunch, but he doesn't want to invite you to the movies or the park in a pretentious way, which is a waste of time. Let's take you to see his spacious home, appreciate his financial strength, or make you a cup of kung fu tea to show his mood. Save money and worry. Since you agree to go with me, you must be an enlightened woman. Maybe you can do something else.

I won't do anything to you, don't worry.

He sees your vigilance and understands that you are not firm. He said he just wanted to be in the same room with you, and nothing else would happen. At this time, you must be in a lonely state. He knows you need someone to accompany you, too. Since you promised not to break the rules, you agreed to go. But in fact, you may not be able to control him or yourself. How can you live in peace?

Let me treat you to dinner.

If you two have nothing to do with each other and have no economic interests involved, let alone a blind date, why did he invite you to dinner? The first step for a man to pick up girls must be to be nice to him.

Let me keep you warm.

This is the most direct sex code. Since you are lonely and cold, you definitely need someone to give you warmth and comfort. What do you think of me? If you don't understand this sentence, the other party will call you hypocritical and pure.

Let me tell you a dirty joke.

This is not necessarily a sexual hint, it may just be to test your reaction. If you regard him as an evil force like an angry youth, you are a fierce woman; Shyness and blushing indicate that you are a lady; Accepting it gladly shows that you are a mature woman; Tell a worse joke than him, which means you are a fierce woman. As for what he will do next, it depends on what kind of girl he likes.

A hint from a man II. Boys like your language hints.

1, ask if you have a boyfriend. If a boy likes you, he will make some verbal hints, such as why you don't have a boyfriend, what kind of boyfriend you want, and so on. But at this time, you should never think that he is trying to persuade you to fall in love, usually trying to spy on your thoughts.

If he hears a song with words that can express love, he will let you listen to it. For example, if you listen to this song, especially the lyrics, it means that he is hinting at you and see what his reaction is. If you don't say anything, it will also resolve his embarrassment.

When chatting, he will say that you are really a good girl. Your boyfriend must be very kind to you. Actually, he just wants to know if you have a boyfriend. If you know that you don't have a boyfriend, he will attack further.

Second, boys like your three hints.

1. Don't be late for your date. Boys nowadays prefer to finish games. If someone doesn't care about you or has a bad impression on you, he will always be lazy and not so active. If he cares about you, he will always pay attention to your dynamics. He must wait for you more times than you wait for him.

If this boy likes you, he will know everything about you. He will know about you in various ways, remember your birthday, prepare birthday gifts for several people, or he will know your likes and dislikes.

3. Even if they are not together, they will chat with you through WeChat or SMS, even for a long time. For example, if he comes late, he seems to have endless topics, and ending the topic will care about you. Let you go to bed quickly. If you can't sleep, look for him again, which means he cares about you very much.

There are many boys who don't easily confess when they like girls, so they secretly love them. Then the language hints that boys like you will be inadvertently revealed. You can see them or feel them by careful observation. For example, he is a quiet person, but he always talks a lot recently. You care about him. Even if you make a move, he knows what you want to do, which means he is watching you at ordinary times. If a boy has a crush on you, he will joke with you and even flirt with you. This is actually a sign that he likes you, or he will call you by your nickname or nickname at ordinary times, and suddenly one day he will shout your name loudly. Maybe he wants to tell you, or he wants to get your attention, which is what you like.

These four hints of men are equivalent to confession.

1, I support you

Many girls have no plans, spend a lot of money, and often complain that they have no money again, and they will eat soil again this month. At this time, if a boy stands up and says: I support you! Just like Yin Tiancheng's grandiloquence to Liu Piaopiao. Although he doesn't have great ability, in fact, he doesn't have much money in his pocket, and he may not even be able to support himself, but he can still make a promise to you, so this boy must be interested in you.

2. What kind of boys do you girls generally like?

One day, you talked about which star's new love affair. He asked you what kind of boys girls usually like. On the surface, he just wants to understand the problem. In fact, he asked about your favorite type of boy. Knowing your mate selection criteria, he will try to be what the perfect object in your heart expects. If a heterosexual says this to you, his thoughts are obvious.

I wish I had a girlfriend like you;

What you can't get is always the best. In the process of getting along with you, you are beautiful, gentle and generous, knowledgeable and considerate, which is a temptation for him, and your every move is affecting his heart. You completely meet all his requirements for finding a girlfriend, so he will send out such a feeling, suggesting that he likes you.

Let's go out to play together.

A man you like, he will want to be alone with you often and get to know you better by going out to play with you, so he will take the initiative to invite you out to dinner, watch a movie, invite you out to play and go shopping. I'll show you something interesting on the way, and I'll buy you all the good ones to let you know his mind.

A man who really wants to pursue you will be afraid that his abrupt confession will keep you away from him and break your existing friendship, so he will carefully give you psychological and behavioral hints to let you accept him slowly. His original intention is not to be ambiguous with you, but to test you because he cares about you.

Boys' likes are traceable, and hints in action are generally more direct than those in language, but if boys say the above four sentences to you, they will attack you.

A man's hint 3 is a sign that a boy has fallen in love with you.

1, I care about you. When a man loves you, there may be many performances, but none of them are indifferent to you. If he regards you as a treasure, then he will remember everything about you, your birthday, your taboos and your preferences. Only in this way can we take care of you properly.

2. Spend money for you. It seems that everyone is like this: if you spend money on something for yourself, you will hesitate again and again and be reluctant to start; However, it is often willing to give money to people who care. As long as the other party can be happy when they receive their own gifts, no amount of money is worth it.

Although a person doesn't want to give you money, it doesn't fully reflect whether he loves you or not. But there is no doubt that if he has been stingy with you and even wants to take advantage of you, he will definitely not have you in his heart.

He will laugh when he sees you. Do you know how your eyes glow when you see something you like? If he sees you react like this, it is likely that he has fallen in love with you.

He is willing to spend a long time chatting with you. To tell the truth, most men don't like talking on the phone or chatting, but if he is such a person, he is willing to spend time chatting with you all over the world, that is a good sign!

5. Always peeking at you. If a boy falls in love with someone, he will be inseparable from her. If a boy always looks at you secretly, he is a little nervous when you find him, which means that he loves you, because he loves you, so his eyes are full of you. Besides, he always wanted you in his sight.

6. Always take the initiative to contact you and chat with you. When a man behaves like this, he just likes you, because only when he likes someone will he want to chat with her from morning till night, share with her what he has seen and heard around him, or what he finds interesting, and then he will share with the girl he likes. When a man behaves like this, it shows that he likes you, because she has something on her mind and is fresh, and you are the first person he wants to tell.

7. Put your business first. Whether chatting with you often or asking him for help, he never refuses. As long as you have something, he will immediately appear in front of you to help you. Even if you have no one to talk to, he will reply to you immediately, and no matter how late you talk, he will stay with you.

Won't make you feel lonely. With his company, you will feel dependent. After a long time, you will want to chat with him more and more, and talk about everything with him, so you will rely on him for a long time.