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Beg to make a joke on those who didn't do well in the exam.
After the mid-term exam, Xiao Ming's father asked Xiao Ming how he did in the exam.
Xiao Ming replied: You can't blame me for not doing well in this exam!
Dad is curious: Why?
Xiao Ming replied: geography, all the places I have never been!
History, before I took the exam!
Politics is all about legal knowledge, and I have never been in prison. How can I know how long I will be sentenced for what crime?
Chinese, I help him fill in all the questions he doesn't understand in the paper!
The most irritating thing is English. You can't take me to England. Why do you want to learn it?
Dad looked depressed: Then why didn't you do well in math?
Xiaoming patted his father on the shoulder: Didn't you say that mom keeps counting your salary every month?
Do you still want to train the next master of mathematics?
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