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Good boy's personality introduces himself.

The time for self-introduction is generally 3 minutes. How can I "show" myself in such a short time? What should I say? Below I bring you a good boy's personality self-introduction, I hope you like it.

Self-introduction of Good Boy's Personality (1)

Hi! Hello, everyone, I am a tube that everyone loves and flowers bloom! Why call it a pipe? You will know after reading my self-introduction!

Name: Same surname as Guan Yu, first name: Yin Hui!

Gender: Same sex as Philippine President!

Age: taken care of by parents for 9 years!

Education: I took four final exams in primary school!

Hobbies: Like other children!

Head: neither high nor low!

Appearance: peerless beauty

Favorite color: pink, representing elegance, nobility, sweetness, tenderness and innocence!

Idol: Guan Xing (himself)!

Favorite flower: Narcissus, which represents friendship, happiness and good luck!

Favorite game: QQ speed, QQ hall!

Favorite composition: Who says women are not as good as men!

Hate color: black, representing mystery, loneliness, darkness, pressure and seriousness!

Ou Xiang: Intruder!

Yellow tulip, an annoying flower, represents rejection, hopeless love and hopelessness!

No annoying games!

Annoying composition: no!

A common mantra is: What are you looking at? Haven't you seen a beautiful woman?

The nickname that students often call is: pipe! Because my surname is Guan, I was abbreviated as Guan by them! Bitter! 55!

The funniest joke I have ever heard is "Left Behind": In Chinese class, the teacher asked, "Who can explain? Stragglers? What does this word mean? " Lincoln took the lead in answering: "? Stragglers? It means fierce. " Why is the teacher making such a fuss? ""Because paratroopers are air forces, if they are allowed to swim, their lives will definitely be threatened. "

Academic performance: a!

Popularity: Solarxi, just so-so, all friends!

Self-introduction about a good boy's character Part II

Friend, do you want to know me? Next, I will introduce myself to you.

My name is Wang, and I am a third-grade pupil. I am 9 years old, with a height of 1.35 m and a weight of 26 kg. There are a pair of bright eyes under thick eyebrows, and black eyes are like two abacus beads. There is a flat nose under the eyes and a pair of glasses on the flat nose, which looks very knowledgeable. Take off my glasses, and you will find two spots under my eyes. Hehe, it made my handsome face lose a little luster. However, I am quite confident, because I am still so handsome.

I have a wide range of hobbies. I like playing chess, drawing, playing basketball, skating, skateboarding and swimming. Sometimes, I help my mother with housework, washing dishes and washing clothes. But I like reading best. I have read 20 extracurricular books this summer vacation. As long as there are good books, I will ask my mother to order them online for me. From the book, I can not only increase my knowledge, but also understand a lot of truth. Recently, I have been fascinated by Journey to the West, which has two sides. Although there are still some words in the book that I don't know, it doesn't matter. I am interested in its story. My mother often calls me a chronic, bookworm. Because when I read, I don't care about anything.

I have many shortcomings, the most important of which is carelessness. For example, in mathematics, I often make arithmetic mistakes, and sometimes I regard addition as subtraction and multiplication as division. Chinese, I could have done well in the last final exam, but I actually made a mistake and only got 97 points. Do you think I'm sloppy?

As the saying goes, no one is perfect. You know me now, right? Do you want to be friends with me?

On the Personality of Good Boys: Part III

Hello! I'm Doris, and everyone loves me. Flowers bloom and fall, and my car has a flat tire. Listen to me carefully!

Name: Yu Xiru (English name Doris)

Age: 1 1.

Gender: naughty girl

Education: 4 years of primary school.

Height:150m

Appearance: a bit like a foreigner.

Hobbies: painting, music, traveling, etc.

Favorite color: Blue symbolizes brightness, cleanliness and wisdom.

Hate color: black symbolizes loneliness and darkness.

Favorite flower: cosmos is always happy.

Annoying flower: laurel pride

Idol: People around you (including yourself)

Annoying people: proud, selfish,

Favorite game: QQ coaster

Favorite song: countless

Favorite book: small peas by the window

Friend: I can talk to anyone I meet.

The coldest joke in the world: a steamed stuffed bun is so hungry that it eats itself when it walks.

Favorite animal: dog

All right! Let's call it a day. 88 miles! I should do eye exercises.