Find a joke about official inaction.

The supermarket guide sold me a kind of chocolate. I asked how much is a box of 400 grams? "80。" The shopping guide girl answered.

"Mom, it's so expensive." I blurted out and waved quickly.

Not far away, I heard her say to a colleague on the other side, "You see, my life changed when I heard the high price."

Mother Mosquito: "What's the matter with you, son?" The little mosquito cried and said, "Today, the little fly bullied me and called me a bloodthirsty vampire." Mother mosquito: "Ignore it, their family is not a good thing, they all grew up eating shit."

A tramp was stopped by a robber while walking at night. The robber shook his head and shouted, "Money or death."

The tramp thought, I can't support myself. Why do I need another life? I might as well ask for some money, so he said to the robber, "I still want money."

When the wife was cleaning the room, she found a photo of her husband and a strange woman and asked her husband what was going on. The husband said disapprovingly, "This is a photo taken with my girlfriend five years ago. I have already broken up with her."

The wife said loudly, "Did you put on the sweater I knitted for you five years ago last year?"

One day, Xiaoming took tomatoes, watermelons and strawberries to the streets. At the crossroads, tomatoes were run over by a car. Xiao Ming said, "Ha ha ha! Ketchup! " At another intersection, the watermelon was hit. Xiao Ming said, "Ha ha ha! Watermelon juice! " At the third intersection, Xiao Ming was run over by a car. Strawberry said, "Ha ha ha! Scum! "

I came home late at the weekend. As soon as I entered the door, my wife asked me, "How come I didn't go home until 7 o'clock?"

I said, "I attended a press conference this afternoon." My wife rummaged through my bag and said, "What cloth? I just want to make a pair of pants. "

A couple love each other very much.

What are you thinking now?

As you can imagine.

The woman immediately slapped the man and scolded him: you rascal!

Wal-Mart's perch costs 9 yuan a catty, and when it dies, it costs 7 yuan and two pieces of ice, just as fresh. A brother rushed to buy it after work, but it was often bought. One brother stood in front of the fish tank and waited, sometimes one died for a long time.

A brother fished it in with a net and hit the fish on the head with his hand.

The waiter couldn't stand it anymore. He came over to his brother and said, "Sir, those who passed out don't count ..."

A farmer went to a car sales center and saw him take out 2000 yuan and pat it on the table: "Give me a Santana." The salesman was surprised: "You don't have enough money!" The farmer is puzzled: "Isn't Santana 2000 written outside?" Shop assistant: "oh ... then go out and turn right." That company's Mercedes is only 600! " "